INFRARED STREAM HIGHLIGHTS #2

police on me and you will regret it

tell me right now my pussy you can't pet

it wait what okay hold on

that was a complete mistake

that was a complete mistake advice

should interview me and i'll just be

like

we have seen a new phenomena of

sigma males who are too based

to give any women the time of day

this is leading to an increased

declining birth rate we interviewed one

has man no woman deserves me you know

what i'm saying

i'm right here you know what i'm saying

like uh too good for anybody

i'm too picky in this shit you know what

i'm saying do shit by myself

as you can see uh the

the new type of person is very

over confident despite

um their own flaws but

this is a worrying phenomenon okay

in the next five ten we call it the

sigma

crisis the crisis of sigma males

joe biden wake up

wake up joe

biden joe

biden wake up

wait you have to yell two years

oh fuck go ahead turn the

anchor oh shit okay

who does fucking

gorilla so what is he gonna use it on us

you know diamonds are made under

pressure and

speaking of pressure we have two

of the most intense power levels on

twitch we have

infrared the fucking commie that i

swear to god looks like me if i did lsd

every day of my life and then bro stop

flattering yourself

i'm not firing you sometime i look like

you everybody tries to compare me to you

i would never take finasteride with or

without here

my swag levels are off the chart okay

wow

ready to roast i guess i'll let chad get

to me they're leaving then fucking

reading off a paper

i'll make my wife

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rose gonna say hassan you elephant time

looking motherfucker tiny head looking

like a pimple on top of their fucking

big head dumbass looking checkerboard

shorts look like a fucking chessboard

pro looking like alex is going to play

chess

on your fucking pants motherfucker

looking dumbass orange beanie hat

looking trapped in h3h3 wanna be looking

millennial motherfucker can't grow up

motherfucking middle age crisis at 29

years old look at motherfucker

dumbass fucking orange glasses look at

motherfucker looking like a 1970s

motherfucker even though neo70s

was a fucking 2010s fad and it's fucking

20 21 we even passed the 1980s revival

fad

motherfucker wearing a fucking purse

like that motherfucker jonah hill from

that one fucking movie saying it's like

an indiana joke i'm the next

guy man if you're making viral stacks

overnight you should keep making the

baha'is you becoming incredibly dominant

in this situation

but also modi now what the fuck is going

on here

uh i just rolled out before this bro i'm

gonna settle the

i'm gonna settle it girls i'm gonna

settle it it's okay

let's see what do you got okay bro what

do you got throw me your neck show me

that yeah

no show me your arms show me your biceps

shoulder chest i put this hoodie on not

turning back

your bicep little boy him you big bro

it's over it's over it's over what's

happening okay what's left show me your

neck right now

dude oh oh oh oh

what is this shit

what the fuck is that is streaming like

a spaceship now

it's like a fucking nasa rocket ship

i have to buy all this shit oh my god

but i've been leaning over towards modi

this entire thing and that comment that

you just made

it was incredibly embarrassing it did

absolutely nothing vote

wasn't funny

that's why i like destiny more than all

of the leftists

that's why i hate leftists

because i'm with truth you understand

the leftists are a pimple on the ass

of the democratic party here's where i

disagree with destiny though

this is where i disagree with him sure

destiny you're right

the leftists are irrelevant they're a

pimple on the ass of the democrats

but that ass that ass

is also a pimple and it's time for it to

be

popped and here comes china with the

needle

biden's a pimple too he's a pimple on

the ass of the world

are you ready sure i'm coming out

straight from the 100 acre woods because

we got

christopher robin from winnie the pooh

you know i'm saying everybody's here

this motherfucking harry potter from the

uk

looks like an e-boy it's not a good day

you know what i'm saying

i'm not good at rapping but the truth is

that she's slacking you a shitty

soundcloud rapper i'm the best rapper in

the game i go off right up the dome

you ain't got nothing to shame you know

wearing only fan shirt cause your girl's

taking those pictures and i'm taking

them too and i'm taken out to the diner

shop

with the wickers you know what i'm

saying i don't give a fuck i'm a super

saiyan on this bitch swag levels off the

chart you've got

a fart motherfucking bicep is shorter

than a twig

snap and clean my teeth like a pig

motherfucking pink as a pig get some

suntan on your face get some facial hair

because you look like a disgrace you

look like you're from middle school and

you look like a bitch

i'm telling you right now that i'm lilo

and stitch and i'm saying that

auntie friendly loin stitch is my girl

because she's fine as hell honestly

are you she really doesn't say anything

the stars in the room

i'm taking you to outer space i'm

cleaning out my room because i'm taking

out the trash

i don't want it here no more i'm gonna

throw it in the dumpster

throw it in the door this floats

somebody in your room and your girls on

the bed

get him guys get

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by 2035 we are expecting

a complete shutdown

of every mcdonald's in new york city

couples simply do not know how to

interact

a man walks with his girl

trying to hold her but failing

continuously

while male pattern baldness is on

the rise you can see the bald

people everywhere one and people

are looking for dunkin donuts to for

answers

we do not know where people are buying

their ties

and there's an epidemic of garbage on

the road

silence

fools you don't understand

this is my excuse me excuse me

all right keep going middle school you

got a baby

it is astounding the rate

at which the population growth

coupled with worrying economic trends

are making this situation very

frightening and we simply do not know

where the future is going to lead us

i cannot stress why

we cannot walk down the street

without hearing this music

i want to throw it back to chat did you

guys enjoy

this fucking show of course they

did thank you buzz and spam your

favorite character's name not me please

don't do that

spam who is the best most interesting on

the show because

guess what bro we only upped the bar

here no participation trophy here i was

a loser my whole life

now we competitive let's go

i'm gonna say earthly brother that

motherfucker killed it

interesting i agree interesting i

fucking i love it bro his voice sees me

bro

okay so the winner is bose announce it

winner of the poll that i posted was

very clearly has and it wasn't very

clear

she was close hey it wasn't

you guys that are watching i'm not sure

if you knew modi has mentioned three

times that he was on cold ones

the first time i thought i think he was

a guest he actually wasn't but

i decided to check actually what he was

on cold ones was they randomly donated

to him on twitch and