DEBATING EGIRL AND HER MAN LIVE [2021-10-29]

2021-10-30

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steam vegetable dumpling the yeah yeah

and then uh

i'll do uh

spicy edamame too

and it's separate

that'd be awesome

is anybody getting something to drink

um can i hold on to this i'm gonna

decide a little bit

okay i'm lying

all right the debate begins

what do you guys have to say

what do i have to say

what am i debating what's the question

all right shippers

get in the chat

she used all her coupons it's over

what i thought this is my third date

with you so guys i'm the cameraman

for this

let me get my chat up my title is um

wherever

my title is date with jackson pauses

third wheeling

i'm not third wheeling i'm debating i'll

do our angle and then you do it

oh what's the debate

it's uh

below chat

what is the debate that we're debating

plus you and i have to get like a dollar

ass photo flex on all these [ __ ] hoes

you gotta get what you gotta get like a

baller ass photo yeah yeah yeah we will

for the ages

get started it looks like tea

man i'm starving i'm so [ __ ] hungry

what the [ __ ] is this

is this this is what [ __ ] gorilla

this is liberal i'm not even society she

is a liberal

liberal society look at this weird stuff

i like yours yeah mine is a

mine you guys can't see it on my screen

just mine however you want you can say

hi to them do whatever

say hi to who well they're hello

they're still coming in i gotta alert

everyone

come on i gotta take a picture for

twitter so we can all

come on wait what is

is this allowed on twitch or is this ben

what the double stream yeah that's

allowed say hi to the chat

it's infinite corey can you make it

look what it's doing whoa look at that

theoretically

i always want like shouldn't this

theoretically not

it has to end somewhere or else the

machine will break right

yeah

will it break i don't know

guys someone put me in a category

because i don't know if i am in one

so wait adrien's chat you guys here

my guys they're coming this

this is your bowl

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the bit rate's really really low here

what's a bit rate

like for everywhere the 3 000 is

climbing it's climbing 1000 fun

what's up everyone this is your booth

hey jeff hi taste

um hi zadon hi everyone hi corey

how's my how is is it laggy for you

i'm so excited for my salad

jackson said i can only order salad

because he thinks i'm fat

i said maybe edamame too

if i if i'm good no no spicy edamame

with like the garlic seasoning if i'm

good he'll let me get out of mommy

this is legitimately wild

i got one hour of sleep i'm gonna debate

destiny

i think i give a [ __ ]

this is the freedom i'm debating my no

sleep

you'll debate him on no sleep like the

concept or like

you not sleeping honestly debating with

you

all three

yesterdays

you got a bike

why is why is hazard so much smaller

hold on wait you guys

they bring out an injury honest

it's like this massive plate and then

look at houses

it's so tiny

what the [ __ ] is that

and yours is aside hers is a

full entree

people who order salads as a main entree

should just be banned from restaurants

you told me i'm getting fat you're

literally

you're literally told me i was getting

fat

you're literally just eating leaves and

sauce i'm a vegetarian

no she's a pescetarian she's fine

if she's a vegetarian

hi emily

jackson i don't know if this has my

blessing he's a vegetarian too

no you're not

does it have your blessing now

you are a vegetarian

yeah i'm a vegetarian

with one exception

you knew this i didn't know that

the one exception

that's the second exception

you guys there's there's one exception

the wi-fi is bad is it bad here

what's the exception

the exception is better than mine the

exception is

that's for me thank you

oh that looks good

it does look good it looks very good

look at this oh my god i want to steal

one am i allowed no no only salads for

adriana

um the exception is if i kill if i kill

the animal myself and i prepare it

myself then i can eat it i think i heard

i think i heard you tell me that

okay i respect that

oh i know this looks so good you guys

tell guys to let me try one of these

these are veggie dumplings

yeah we're gonna go

to the halloween store after this

we're going to go uh

shooting range too right really

look at big boys

bass we should do that

i don't i don't like these

when you come out to l.a yeah yeah you

don't touch this it's like the time for

guns

we'll just buy a gun really here

we can literally walk in this room right

now

listen

day before i only stream two hours day

before i didn't stream it's almost like

i took a week off you know

but

today we're reversing the tide

tomorrow we're going to stream right

yeah

yeah tomorrow we're going to stream

tomorrow's gonna be a lot of higher out

yeah yeah we should do that

oh you know what

we should get

i should go to a cbd store so i could

sleep and i could wake up early

still workout stream she has a gym

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yeah i'm at gold today

how good is your gym

i've never been

to my gym yeah yeah my name sucks

that's in my competition

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membership did you get hinkled

thank you arielle for the tier one for a

year

ariel's face

i think my stream is lagging

i'm gonna have to log into discord and

everything

on your computer

[Music]

should i restart the stream guys

slight buffer randomly

i have two thousand up

or two

[Music]

get someone go wake up the mods

make sure the mods right here

guys every time we do iro

we're on a security protocol

lockdown

emergency what does that mean because i

don't have control

you can't moderate chat when you're

streaming

i always alert all my moms

no all right

so here everybody refresh

oh wait chopsticks are better honestly

is this how you use them um this is not

how

this is how you use them i just did an

absolutely it's close

chopsticks are actually better through

you know what sucks though tsa i think

tsa is the biggest scam on the planet

what's gsa

tsa yeah

uh it's the [ __ ] airplane airport

security oh i thought you i thought we

were talking about chopsticks

yeah

dude no dude i walked when i went to the

airport i just walked through what

do you mean like i put my bag you didn't

have to take out the laptop just put the

bag through the thing yeah you get

pre-check i reject that's what i do no i

just walked i just walked in walked up

it took like literally two seconds to

get through the tsa i went through

without an ids and they looked at my

debit card dude i feel like

i feel like they don't care i feel like

they want accelerated travel right now

for whatever reason probably yeah my

[ __ ] is lagging i don't know if i can

stream it i might just do you house

my [ __ ] is 5g you have 5g no you don't

because you have a [ __ ]

iphone

wait is it an iphone what is it android

you have a streaming phone

what do you use to wi-fi

data

is it 5g

i think so it's like the highest one i

could buy

i have verizon so i'm not a team yeah

i'm not a peasant

what

yeah

i only use metro pcs

bro jackson's sketchy as [ __ ] jackson is

literally he has no id no birth

certificate no origins

nose registers

and

i think he's a clone

that's what i think

it could be

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did you try it again

oh [ __ ]

so guys

we could do it when we're at the

halloween store too we're at whole foods

if we go there at some point

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streaming phone couldn't compete then

there's one i have the monopoly no

because um what do you use labs do you

enjoy the yeah uh there's all the

elements

there's only elements on um

android number one and number two you

can't play sound so like if someone you

can't get tts yeah i can you got it yeah

someone do tts

do you cook at all

[ __ ] no really

why i don't know how you don't know how

to cook i have my woman cooked for me

you have a woman

there's your problem huh like you do

have a woman

chill chill

yeah

thank you

what the [ __ ] she just said

thank you so much what is this

is it what is that chopstick helpers oh

my gosh my god

that's the funniest thing i ever

witnessed

she gave me chopstick helpers

the [ __ ] man i'm getting roasted you

totally roasted it i don't deserve this

man

i guess i have to use the [ __ ]

are you let's see the r word on twitch

john does it all the time we won't do it

i have to use the uh

special

chopsticks

safety chocolate

oh this is actually efficient i thought

she's getting a little toy this is

literally amazing

that's me thank you so much appreciate

you appreciate you appreciate it wow

guys look at this

there's a dandelion on it

can i eat it

yeah i should eat the flour right guys

look at this meal

they gave me flowers to eat

that's the green peas

let's eat our flowers

no no please don't they are not edible

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i already ate one

it doesn't really make me stronger

oh man is that actually dangerous uh i

think that though i think it's not the

touch food but it's fine

they wouldn't guarantee if it's poison

right

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oh yeah sorry about that

she needs soy because she has too much

chad right it's true

it's overbearing

she needs a little soy i was saying that

because you're a soy boy

why do your comebacks always suck so

much no it wasn't a meme thing it was

never mind

see i don't know how to

i don't know how to eat rice with

chopsticks

you take it one brain at a time

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it's egg and rice that was gross it's

delicious

it's not egg it's like it's like

different you just got dry look at the

liberal diet

we're vegetarian

he's eating leaves

leaves

cheese eggs

you eat eggs

i don't know anything

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that's them

want some

yeah

i feed my people

i feed them content

so adria's paying for everything right

i think she's got it

i got it

no i'm just kidding

you paid for me last night i'll see

what's changed

damn

tacos

yeah he left the woman today

i'm so hungry i didn't eat dinner

yesterday

really no

wow

[Music]

i ordered like a sandwich at like

[ __ ] 3 a.m

it was not

filling up

thank you jen rbj

what do you say

what's up yeah

all og's remember this song

these two don't because they're 10 years

old

i'm not science just sometimes in the

car last night and started hating on my

throwback

i thought i thought it was adriana's

music

guys he comes in the car he goes what

the [ __ ] kind of music is this and then

jackson goes

oh i'll change it and then hans was like

no no i didn't know it was your music

was i drunk at that point yeah yeah you

were

yeah

yeah i remember that now

you guys

and matt imagine this right

we're driving around like austin and

[ __ ] and i'm with her so i'm not having

a great time

and then all of a sudden i see a wild

haws emerge from like the uh the hotel

and i got so excited it was such a good

time we had a great night

did you guys go right from the airport

to um

tacos

first we went to cvs though i had to get

some lacoste

how long was your uh

are you working alone

why

i don't know

my my dad always wants me to really he

always gives me cologne

you just don't wear it

i know i just feel like i trust my

natural stance

to uh work well enough for you

[Music]

flying close to the sun

flying a little bit close to the sun

what's up the music

this taste like

hmm

[Music]

what's chad saying

[Music]

saying we hate adriana so much

she's so annoying kick her out

we just want house in jackson you know

why i think you know i think they all

hate adriana because adriana's actually

dggg

what yeah you didn't know that

i am not in ddg

she's undercover dgg

i'm not in dgg

i don't even have a ddg account

loki

you go into his chat they all know this

chat is

it's a bt tv

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guys he rejected my offer my peace

offering

i tried to give him a sushi and he

tossed it back to me

so i rate this course this is a fine

dining course so there's many elements

to this okay so we're gonna go one by

one

so you have the bowl of rice

very good i give it 7.5 out of 10.

the chicken

quite good 7 out of 10.

the flour

the best

part

[Music]

they're not edible flour

[Music]

what about

the general avionics

the general ambiance is a very

back

hole in the wall type of dimly lit place

it reminds you of reminds me of home

goods

it reminds you of a

dark

but

interesting

cafe in

asia

and it's a very low-key place

unfortunately the music sucks

[Music]

is queen in the chat

[Music]

did you like your thing

mango i don't see any mango in here

very interesting in person guys

on the royale

she's always fighting with me and stuff

but in person she's really sweet

you know

yeah

and pretty i love her

she's so great and pretty and awesome

yeah

yeah cool

huh it's cool

yeah yeah

i'm gonna be debating

destiny this is the free meal we're

prepping don't know it's in two hours

we're prepping you let's get throws and

practice debates

all right all right all right

who's the democrats that hold [ __ ] up

mansion and cinema

yeah why did they do it

it's uh yeah i'm all done thank you

we're ready for the bill whatever thank

you

why did you do

that just because

like do they have constituents or

special interests

is it based on the constituents or they

just bought off based on the special i

mean they they represent uh arizona and

west virginia as the poorest people in

the country in west virginia

and you know what i think it is is uh

they they they disguise it by as like

compromise like oh we come from a

conservative state and we have to

compromise and we can't

that's what i think it is

the crazy thing is like

most i mean most of the democrats in the

house are like that too they just don't

get the heat for it but they're all blue

dogs too you know

so what

what what was this infrastructure bill

that passed

didn't pass yet oh it still didn't no

no [ __ ] win yeah so they they

they did uh

there was a infrastructure build and

then there was the human infrastructure

yeah

and the human infrastructure they got

rid of that one

they haven't gotten rid of it yet it was

supposed to have

prescription drug lowered

prices lowered

paternal lead medical leave

thank you

medicare expansion billionaire attacks

and they got rid of all that

and the only thing in it is uh

like a child tax credit and like pre-k

or something what's in the

infrastructure

just handouts

they watered that one down too

no that one's uh that one's they haven't

they haven't solidified everything in

that yet how much it's gonna be but uh

so far the human infrastructure feels

like one point so why hasn't it passed

that they've saved everything down

why hasn't it passed yet yeah

because i want to shave more products

who does the blue dogs

it's not even the republicans no it's

the blue dogs that are [ __ ] them over

yeah unbelievable yeah yeah

and there it's biden's agenda it's not

even a progressive agenda you know those

things aren't

outside of his agenda what he said he

was going to pass you know yeah he

campaigned on this thing

wow

the topic is like should we vote

democrat

no yeah

i mean just like what what have they

given us

yeah

nothing

i think it's gonna be pretty easy

yeah i didn't prepare

i follow 33 people on twitter okay about

34. um

[Laughter]

you don't

when all your people left and all circus

people left the minecraft server

it is literally so cool our minecraft

server like when you get to the infrared

zone

of the minecraft server

no we have like palaces we have so much

crazy [ __ ] and there's actually a serial

killer npc that no one knows how to get

rid of

his name his name is the hash slinging

slasher

he kills people in one hit

did you guys uh

you why'd you ban all my people from it

i banned two people

for talking [ __ ] to me i said okay keep

talking [ __ ] you're gonna get banned

they kept talking [ __ ]

is what it is

you can't tolerate descent in the

kingdom yeah

and then uh i got like so many mods that

like make me make my own items i made

currencies were made of bank for the

currencies i made traders you have no

one to fight i made merchants traders

we're gonna start inviting outsiders in

when we finish uh building up

jackson you should play minecraft but

i know you're too chad no we're gonna go

on a minecraft date

after this weekend i'm done with you

here you can just read the joke

hi chap

what's up everybody

i'm finding um

today

what are you guys doing for halloween

today i'm gonna be spike from buffy the

vampire slayer

i'll ask a better question

today

what are each of you doing for your

country

who asked shut the [ __ ] up land done dom

f i listen i'm actually reading chat

um adriana if you

wore lashes anymore you knocked over the

camera

sorry

jackson looks like he could be your

father

all right so

are we so cute guys

oh he was not acting like this when i

was i are all streaming

nicole where are you from

america

[ __ ] you penis lid

hey

guess what the best cheese is

american cheese

father daughter just hanging out with

uncles

who said french

go back

cosplay

hi wavy bread

wavy bread seems to really like it

wavy bread

hey

adriana g b g c i a and april drain

dingy circles oh i'm doing more than

infiltrating

loki adriana's our little

you're like our uh don't get too close

you're our uh

[Music]

adriana's low-key are like dgg

infiltrator right they all think she's

one of them but low key she's like

[ __ ] going on

y'all hijacking my stream

separately

yeah exactly

are we going to target after yeah we can

walk there if you want to stream it cool

queen i'm about to get you a gift from

target

about to give you i'm going to buy you a

gift

any shippers

what are you going to get me

i told you about it

i already told you about it

so funny

it's really sweet it's really sweet yeah

it's very thoughtful good

i don't know what's so funny i'm a sweet

guy

it's just very cute and nice that's all

i wish jackson would get me a gift

yeah jack i can't be a chad like jackson

she pays everything for jackson

she's even paying for his meal

it's true

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um i don't buy you gifts because

technically i don't shouldn't you need

to buy you gifts

but what about

what about the

most

i mean i guess that's your loss

loss i don't think i think i'm beginning

something on accident be honest

[Music]

can you guys hear me

can you guys hear me right now

they can hear me yeah

what does this mean when it says mute

audio did you put the thing around

when you guys the mute audio

all right we're back

we're back

oh crazy you're fine i promise you're

fine

take it from me okay okay

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she really is

[Music]

do you think we can turn dual rupa into

a communist

yeah

easily

she's like a greater albania that's five

dollars she's albanian so

andrew

[Music]

what about grimes how's that going i

love drawings bro if she's if she

in the patriotism video

i don't remember i think they did yeah

which is

absolutely stellar yeah raul has a crazy

good taste in music

thank you so he's got that down

that was a great video

i'm gonna show my entire credit card on

the screen

that's happened before and it would

all right adriana why don't you tip the

workers

yeah hit the workers

why don't you do that um just for a

really long time i always tip a lot

that's so lame

so late it's lame that i'm tipping no

that you didn't tip

oh you know what you know what you know

what she said off stream

she went

off stream she goes

i don't really want a tip because i feel

like that's not

job yeah listen i've lived in a

not my

restaurant for many years i have a

broken back because i used to work

my hairdressers my nail stylist anybody

who does a service for me

continuing i tip everyone

i'll tip you guys right now

hanging out with me

about to go to target

thank you

[Music]

dude

my nipples are so hard

it's freezing up all right all right

let's walk to target

let's get it

hey only people who tip workers can be

on the stream

no listen this is a men only stream

women

we have to cross the highway

sit still

you don't want so you don't want to grow

in your shrimp to farm you where it's

fine

don't farm don't farm the people who

bring the money

listen

my viewers are all based i don't got any

shrimps in my chat

well maybe you make more money if you

did

i wonder if they have those little

go-karts here at this target

yeah like for the people that can't walk

we can't do that it's for people like

walsh

right

sure

well they have more flowers here

oh i also have to get my costume right

yeah yeah

do you have to wear a basketball

what about halloween

you don't think they have a costume

why is everything in texas futuristic

yeah texas is way more advanced

show what show us

flip the screen

i'm the camera man

[Laughter]

that's what i thought

[Music]

okay

i'm getting something for you guys

huh oh [ __ ] okay

you be cowboy what up swish appreciate

you hey

hey

all right they're probably gonna all

stand ugly now that's all we're getting

you guys don't want anything uh i know

what's gonna happen because there's one

wait halloween stores here

we can try to find a cowboy hat for you

here

yo you can't do that you can't do that

bro come on you're going to make vlogs

what are you patriotic how's boss going

to get around

jackson you wanna go get a cowboy hat

i don't know if they have enough spirit

bro we about to get kicked out honda

it's it's right here self cycles here

okay do you want to get a cowboy hat yes

or no jeffy would they have them here

let's go check the men's section they

probably do

he's really trying let's just just just

just just just just just just just just

look good bro jackson come on man

how you doing

[Laughter]

[Music]

i don't think they work

all right

[Laughter]

hey chat how y'all doing

how's it going

everybody's spamming

that i'm hungry i don't know switch them

off oh are you are you guys

everyone's spamming paints jim

payne's champ yeah

what's that mean

it means

like like cringing

i'm teaching them about twitch guys you

should know your house knows jackson

definitely doesn't know what jackson

thought easy clap was just easy clap

can you extend this

a little bit okay let's go he thought

easy clap was just saying easy clap

instead of the face with the clapping

bro what the [ __ ] is an easy clap man i

don't know it is i've been on twitch

since uh

i've been on twitch since uh [ __ ]

march i didn't still don't know what

that is you know do you know if uh

what's up there's cowboy hubs here um i

have no clue

you all work here

no i just got

y'all stay safe people on halloween

people work here wear red jackson

now they're all giggling because they're

like keep them in there

all right i don't see cowboy hats that's

all i want

oh my god

what else can we get here

we can get a

bicycle baseball you like

baseball gotta do halloween content what

the [ __ ] we will

we gotta we gotta do like uh

haunted houses

we should do haunted houses

is that maybe on halloween i don't even

know what you got

oh excuse me do you have uh cowboy hats

uh i don't think that we do we're in

texas

all right yeah okay let's go you know

target's the same everywhere

but does it doesn't this area of america

feel so fresh

texas feels like it's like a golden

feels like a golden futuristic place

yeah

michigan is a shittle

like even even everything smells better

here

you know what i mean yeah

move here

i'd be miserable here i'm not gonna lie

really

you said you're happier i'm a loyal

michigander i'm not a trader like well

i'm a traitor yeah

just kidding whoa

just kidding i just you are literally

about to make so many enemies i love

detroit look i got this [ __ ] on my ring

i wear it every day it says detroit you

guys know she's haley mather's cousin

yeah

so true

me and haley we go way back

one called matthew he'd be he'd be

wildin

right you're looking for shampoo

conditioner

you get the two on ones this is what i

get

i get the dove two in one

this is a body wash i'm pretty sure

i need to shave i'm not gonna lie yeah

i'm not gonna lie that's the other thing

what are you looking for jackson shaving

cream i'm all right right here

it's right here

man and there needs

what needy men

classic

what are they saying

no wonder he is losing his hair

who's losing his hair said that

me i am what

yeah

look see my bald spot

that's okay it's a man thing

all right we good yeah

let's go

let's go to the hollow what time is it

six we still got time we got a lot of

time

then i'm gonna we're gonna go back and

then i'm gonna stream at her place

okay i gotta be careful here

yo jackson can you uh shorten it

just shorten it

yeah i'm gonna hold it while you play

yeah go straight over there yeah

hey guys

um i'm gonna stream over here

hey y'all what's up

it's me adriana he's gonna use my setup

to debate steven

um hi joe [ __ ] you adriana poppy tulo i

thought we were friends

i love you poppy chulo

hello

thank you for the sub think of the sub

hi hey

if you have a darker name it's harder to

read [ __ ] your drawing guys stop

you guys are so mean hi latch what's up

giraffe neck i do have a giraffe neck

but hey

it's more uh

more range you know what i mean

i've always had a long neck

listen that means you know you know long

nights are good for um adriana get paid

what

look at this i am looking at the little

thumbs up thing

um hi hex radio

jackson uh adriana's redemption arc

um yeah they're gonna turn me into

communists

look guys we got

we got the key to success

i'm leaving in like two days

i don't care if i get banned from this

target

any of my problems

should i just why does jackson just do

this he just walks off

bye jackson

what is he doing

i'm scared he's weird man he just walks

off randomly

bro what are you doing

bro this dude always just randomly walks

off

yesterday in the bar chat

what the hell man

get that [ __ ] on my phone

goddamn bro

[Applause]

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don't touch me

what

you know you're supposed to give him a

massage

for free true

i'm so glad i brought my phone charger

almost dead

no but

you know it takes a lot of battery

all right

i'm gonna get [ __ ] wasted tonight

y'all i don't wanna feel the cold

if you guys are ever cold it's a

michigan thing whenever i went to car

meets i would just get [ __ ] plastered

okay

[Music]

i bought it when i was 19 for

20k this is only 20k

yeah because it's 2011. and i have a

really high interest rate because i

bought it when i was 19 no cosigners

but to go to the halloween store

all right chat what music you want to

listen to just kidding i don't care

don't show me

don't show me because i'm putting the

address in

huh who's playing music i'll play music

where are we playing

uh give me a spotify

we're gonna do the infrared playlist

oh wait can i uh hook up my oh no i'm

streaming

[Music]

i'm gonna play stream music

[Music]

no try

make it loud

chad knows what you do listen to her

yeah

i asked you once and you said you were

i don't know what you're saying

[Music]

yeah

i love her voice

have you heard her like piano videos on

youtube where she plays the piano

[Music]

guys i want you guys to look at the new

era of twitch

this guy

[Music]

problem y'all a bunch of [ __ ] all you

dgg people

you're mad about jacksonville bro we're

about to take over the game dg vouch

[ __ ] ass people you belong in the 2010s

going down

why are you

[Music]

it's a star

of all the highways

you know

hey joe can you not see this i'm trying

to respond to my hinge ninja date person

[Music]

you guys are so rude

[Music]

you're distracting me

[Music]

i didn't hear your sneeze

[Music]

get the [ __ ] out of my car

i'm third wheeling

we're gonna fight what mom and dad are

getting a fight i'm literally doing this

[Music]

anyway

[Music]

amc

oh my god it's so bright

did i miss

[Music]

what gives you life

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

about to go to the halloween store

you guys

what should i be for halloween

you should be um

[Music]

i'm going to be you guys know what i'm

being either bane or raja

rage al ghul

should i wear it on the destiny debate

yes

[Music]

what are we doing tomorrow

[Music]

halloween party or something i was like

yeah i like red eyes and

[Music]

my favorite place

[Music]

on my phone

[Music]

oh my god there's any bunch of kids here

isn't it

[Music]

i went to the halloween store i went to

in michigan it's just all kids running

around it was so annoying when i was

trying

what the [ __ ]

that's the dude you know

y'all he does know me

bruh jackson yo what up man good to see

you how are you doing

yo look at this guy

is there anything in there we'll see you

in there okay doc i've been to like four

spirits you want you going to that party

yeah nice there's nothing nice

damn guys this is the guy from the

circle podcast oh

yes

i'm good at throwing it back but not

backing in you know

yeah i can't do it

[ __ ] just watch this oh [ __ ]

this little mom leaving this drive dude

bro you're literally a little you're

literally a white mom too you literally

are like you talk you when when you're

trying to tell other people when you're

driving you're going the wrong way again

you're going the wrong way again

dude there's probably actually going to

be a bunch of people who are going to

this party that are going to be there's

going to be like over 100 people here no

yeah at the spirit halloween

okay you were such a bad driver adriana

i'm just bad at this parking lot okay

you tried to defend yourself yesterday

you are a bedrock

on stream okay

i feel like i'd be safer if i jumped

i feel like you should shut the [ __ ] up

jackson

okay

all right

sorry i'm done

huh

i didn't open that window

that wasn't me

all right let's go

the liberal media never stops lying

we're done we're breaking up he's

breaking up and now me and jackson are

together yes

get your hand off my get your hand off

my homies over hoes homies

like cheerleader costumes

you gotta be exaggerating we can walk

around the mall and try and find like a

little you know spencers

that's not a bad call

let's go

bro what

come on let's check it out

damn

bruh

what is this

this is

bro even the [ __ ] mannequins and [ __ ]

were taken

even the props are gone this place got

looted man the hell is this we're going

to spencer's brother's a cowboy hat look

what it's like cowboy hat

whatever

that's like if you can dream it you can

do it

yeah

yo look how tall this guy is in real

life actually i know

bro

how tall are you

damn

shorter than john

apparently yeah

damn bro it's such a small world i know

you live in austin

nice

thanks

damn

is this a mall yeah right here yeah

this is a mom yeah

are you allowed to stream anymore i

don't know

dude no one gets paid enough to care

yeah if a mall cop gets upset that would

be perfect you know

worried about it

damn austin long

dude it smells like 12 volts

is it 12 volts

right i grew up

listen i grew up

i grew up in 12 oaks me and my friends

use the car sells the elevator bandits

because we would just go in the elevator

and sit down and chill

we would we would go inside the

elevators and just sit down and chill in

the elevator we would call ourselves the

elevator bandits and we were in middle

school

we'd just be chilling in the elevator

people walk people would walk in and

they didn't they don't understand

is spencer's a place to sell underwear

yeah

can you show that should i yeah i

probably shouldn't even stream in

spencers

what are the animals

because you're hanging out with genocide

in ours

adriana's about to get cancelled i'm not

gonna get cancer

she doesn't know

yeah i don't think i'm going to go in

i'm just going to

places

so i'm going to stay outside of

spencer's

because i don't want to risk anything

bad

should i just ditch them

go my own way

i'm just gonna do something

i'm leaving

we're leaving

what they already got christmas

decorations look at this

look it's christmas

[Music]

i hope there we go

[Music]

they didn't got nothing

bro check that place out down there

we're gonna go ride them

no check check that place out with the

cars

we should get some of those oh they got

atvs and [ __ ] too

yeah

yo chat buy it for us

[Music]

witness a lot of children it was very

yeah i mean

they're always at the mall

yeah that's

these dang kids

that's where i when i was a kid

really yeah like middle middle school

and

i'm

i used to get when i was in elementary

school i got a

huge what are they called

heelys yeah i have feelings back at my

house they're actually fun not gonna lie

i tried to ask jackson if he wanted to

heal him that he ignored me

what because he's a grown man that's

what's with

elementary school

no that's elementary school he's dying

is the grand humanity's greatest like

mistake oh imagine

imagine if you were a kid look how fun

that place would be

that's like a dream come true

they don't have those in michigan

anymore

you know

[Music]

is that the place with swords yeah we

should go check it out

gift world

[Music]

yo thank you lado appreciate you

should i buy this i actually

i love this dude i love he's got these

in their homes

bro i want to get these i'm not going to

lie

i'm actually tempted

you break you by

understood

this is so cool

it's actually cool oh my god they got

the evil eye to ward off

this is what you have to like ward off

the irrelevance

and those type of people you know like

stardust and our route like this is what

you have to ward them off

in your home

damn

oh look at this

okay

can i show knives on stream

bro i'll get this you can show them

bruh look at this

i need to get that one

the golden one chat bye for me oh yeah

you like that

this is sick i actually might walk out

with one of these wait

they sell them i'm actually buying this

i'm not even lying i'm buying i'm not

even lying i'm buying this i'm not even

lying i swear i'm going to buy oh i'm

getting that one easily i'm getting that

one

easily i'm getting there

how much are they you know

i'm getting that 100 percent hundred

thousand percent

this one

um this one kind of sucks i'm not gonna

lie i'm gonna yeah it's big but

bro

oh you know what i can't get it because

i i can't travel with this like i don't

have luggage big enough you gotta just

ship it to yourself dude

a bunch of swords and go with a mall

ninja

oh i forgot

dude wait i might be able to get one of

these

look at the zelda ones

you're wooden that

i'm gonna go home

see you later man see you tonight

bruh

texas has everything cool man you don't

see this [ __ ] in michigan

yeah yo look guys look how crazy this

stuff is

you got swords look at these katanas oh

look at these

got a spear i do actually think we can

find a cowboy

[Music]

what is that again

what's that sword from again

is that from again

xeno remember

this

yeah that's what it's from

conan the barbarian

where'd they go

the hell

where the hell did they go

they ditched me

they ran away bro what the hell happened

not again

[Music]

it always happens

they still got build-a-bear

infrared is rising jackson hinkle is

rising caleb muffin is rising tankies

are rising we cannot lose

[Music]

how cool this is

let's buy it

jackson there's puppets here you love

puppets

bruh if i have a family i'm getting my

kids this kind of [ __ ]

i'm going to get to my kids all this

stuff

i didn't believe how much this chair was

and it's small it did

i'd be lazy

well we got to find this guy costume

what am i going to be you guys

i'd be down to be a cowboy

he's got to get ahead

[Music]

if only i wasn't an adult

what is that

i'm gonna try this it looks unsanitary

what

[Music]

seven

even

seven dollars fifty cents

do they move

yeah you can go on a ride they move yeah

like you can like uh travel with them

yeah really he's gonna he's kind of down

wait wait i want one no i want one too

[Music]

you guys you guys take credit

i want one too

i think i'm going to get the rhino

i i think i'm going to get the rhino

[Music]

last

wait what's the fastest one

this is the fastest

all right are we gonna race

yeah bro show you guys take your pick i

can be the cameraman yeah yeah yeah

we're gonna race okay all right

uh point it somewhere else

hit that

i'm camerawoman

do you guys like my shirt

my outfit today

they're they're paying so i'm i thomas

right now how far can we take them

can we take it guys

jackson is so cute

okay don't worry i'm not showing you i'm

showing me

until you guys are paying champ shut the

[ __ ] up anyone who paints champs this is

you a snake

[ __ ] the

snakes [ __ ] you too [ __ ] you too

[Music]

okay

[Laughter]

oh my god

oh we're gonna race

oh it's get on yours

[Music]

yo yo

uh can i get this one please

oh my god

what's up

just pulling up my new whip that's good

damn

they see me rolling

[Music]

bro they play music with it this is

amazing

[Music]

is it playing music yeah

it's like [ __ ] playing frozen

all right house is on me

damn it's like a real live show huh

let it go

he's not tired of me

[Laughter]

this is so funny

someone beat dk

someone drift

[Music]

wait you guys can't go into stores with

them you can only go around the mall

[Music]

the calm rides

the khan rides

the khan rides the steed

[Music]

adrian take us

this is what we mean by mongols

when i say i'm a mongol this is what i

mean

we ride our steeds

[Music]

i'm going up i'm going out

[Music]

ricky bobby he's ricky bobby in it

[Music]

videography can you tell

[Music]

like running backwards it's so fast

[Music]

we lost jackson oh no

our journey to find jackson

[Music]

i'm catching

[Music]

we're stopping

you getting makeup sample well i got a

little i'm trying to oh you're

[Music]

i don't want the other girls to know i'm

already with them

[Music]

i don't want any of the girls at the

party to know that adriana was with me

last night

what's going on

we gotta cover up

you know what

is yours working still yeah

are you not working

oh it is

thank you i can't believe it

all right

[Music]

they should call him mr hickey

jackson hickey not ankle

go faster jackson

it goes faster when i go backwards

catching up

triple yeah

[Music]

is there a cowboy

okay

how do you know she said

[Music]

i love how he's just playing music

[Music]

i'm getting such conflicting someone

needs to make this a youtube video

[Music]

you don't know the pokemon store you

like pokemon

huh did you like pokemon

guys this is a pokemon store

i'll show you

look at the store

it's all pokemon

me and my ex used to go to this store

me and my ex you can't go in there

never

never remember what i said about pokey

yeah she was like she's like can you go

faster i'm like you want me to go faster

i don't know

[Music]

my shit's broken

it's not working

[Music]

jackson there's bob jackson there's

cowboy hats in there

we'll go there after we'll go there

after

[Music]

6 40.

so let's let's drop these off let's ride

back and then we'll come here you can't

go in with the things

[Music]

it says on the rules

[Music]

where is yeah

[Music]

how's this stuck

how you doing

you want to ride

[Music]

[Laughter]

you think his is better

you've lost all potential to get a ride

on this later

[Music]

why is it broken

[Music]

he's the other communist way

the tanky way

[Music]

horses

[Laughter]

[Applause]

he's redistributing he's redistributing

the phone

mine was eating ass

my panda ate these bulls ass

oh what's in there

[Music]

he can't quit

this is so much fun

chad are you guys having fun

[Music]

588

588 wow so many people are missing out

what's your average

circle it's a circle

[Music]

he doesn't want to circle me

[Music]

he hates me

[Music]

he's getting yelled at

[Music]

he's gonna get us banned

from the mall

oh [ __ ]

[Music]

all right the journey continues forward

[Music]

i asked him if i could go in

what do you say it was some kid who

didn't work there but he was trying on a

suit he's like i don't know

you just see you asking people who don't

work places and you can go in

[Music]

doesn't go anywhere

[Music]

you want to take a ride

just like around here

yeah on the back get on back

what the hell i [ __ ] hate jackson i

literally [ __ ] hate him

me too

anti-jackson

look at this [ __ ]

[Music]

what the hell has

bruh that's what i'm saying what the

[ __ ]

later audrey

[Music]

don't hit me

no you don't get you don't get the

phones

[ __ ] you

no we're breaking up give you this [ __ ]

can you believe this banned jackson for

cheating can you believe jackson cheetah

bro jackson

that was that

yeah

i got him bro

they got they got me a girlfriend it got

me a girlfriend

i got a girlfriend

i got my first kiss

all right you want to keep riding again

are you gonna go to that store

and ride and then we'll go

oh perfect time

all right thank you thank you age

revenge arc

how many people are watching 588

it's like nobody

are you calling your chat nobody right

now

minimum nine hundred for this [ __ ]

minimum nine hundred this is on

something like this

yeah keep watching hassan sitting on his

ass doing nothing

i don't know

it's like i feel like a peasant

that was fun

it was sort of god it was

really fun

all all content aside it actually wasn't

good

i just i don't want something like

randomly to pop up

maybe

[Music]

the place we went to was way better than

sixth street i think you went to the

london the area we went to

it was so much better than sixth street

that means you're going to the wrong

place

tacos and quesadillas that's it

it's good but you know

there's not a lot of variety on sixth

street

thank you

exactly

[Music]

why

it's like mysterious you know what the

mask is

this gives me

this gives me gossip girl vibes bruh the

tanky general

where where

look how cool this looks

shouldn't jackson wear this

he'd be the king of the tanks

the party

okay this is a must i'm definitely

getting this

let me check

it's just lagging saying it's

lagging there's no cowboys

[Music]

about to destroy destiny tonight

we're gonna go to the ludwig store

look this is an undercover opera guys

undercover operation

i know this is a cia store

come on i used to take my ex to the

store and now i'm drinking no one cares

this is an undercover operation

ludwig

that's what i'm here for

you understand

that's what i'm here for

spreading the truth

what she said

all of the people who love pokemon

want to go to war with china she dylan

burns type beat or what

ludwig and these big streamers

they all do

oh they still have this

they they ran them out of business in

michigan yeah they did in the ice

crossing yeah

oh it's christmas

look at the video games

what do i look like a child let's go

check it out actually

i'm gonna check it out

this is a reddit gamer store so we're

going to have it

we're going to be going in and having

debates

we're going to have debates live trust

trust me

we're having debates

[Music]

hold on i got this

hey everybody i gotta make an

announcement no war with china taiwan is

not a country

it's like 20 people there

he's getting the word out people

getting the word out

[Music]

see people say i don't do real practice

i just stream look what i just did

spread the message

[Music]

you can definitely get a cowboy over

here

[Music]

god this is [ __ ] unreal

how hard is it to find a cowboy hat and

yo listen there's that hat right there

you can't tell the difference

yo if you wear this who's gonna question

no one's just gonna you can just rip the

feather out or something no one's gonna

be like oh it's a girl's hat

just wear it

it's too small

my head's massive yeah

how hard is it to find a cowboy hat in

uh texas

wow

[Music]

uh we're looking for uh we've been

searching all around the mall is there

anywhere you know where you can find a

cowboy hat uh not in the mall no you

have to go to like cavenders or

something like that not in the mall no

okay that's what i know

he's just looking for he wants to be a

cowboy for halloween yeah do you think i

could like pull off like a sexy cowboy

or something how much are you willing to

spend

[Music]

this continues thank you thank you

we gotta be back at your place in an

hour yeah let's just head back anyways

let's just take the l

all right i guess i'm just not going to

do anything just go just take just wear

that yes

it works

it works perfectly you look like woody

let's go buy it

only uh two hundred dollars but damn

oh okay

[Music]

uh if you want to be a like a redneck or

whatever

cowboy want to be a cowboy get one of

those

get one of those and then jeans and then

tuck it in

hey

how's this talk

i'm not tall

i'm just not as short as you guys claim

i am

[Music]

hold your camera up

[Music]

size union

oh my god

let's get a large

xx large

[Music]

he's going to be a cowboy because

jackson's an all-american patriot yes

sir i was thinking about getting that we

the people sure

[Music]

what's that oh

nice it's actually based

what are you having to tell me this is

kind of hard

[Music]

fit check

show you all my fit

see

we're matching

[Music]

okay

i'm getting rid of this

[Music]

all right

[Music]

i already have a bell i already have all

that stuff

[Music]

yeah i'm debating destiny in one hour

gotta be back in an hour

[Music]

all the music

people play just dance

[Music]

right

[Music]

okay

[Music]

hey guys uh

pewdiepie and jake paul said they're

gonna be a little bit late

yeah right yeah yeah yeah

are you gonna fight jake paul later

he's he's gotta he he said he brought

like a a sparring

like a boxing uh ring or something to

sparring but i don't know yeah i think

it's gonna setting up right now

[Music]

what did felix say

he's bringing uh who's he bringing again

he's married

yeah but no i know he's bringing his

wife who else

markiplier

[Music]

he's not he's not really that he doesn't

he doesn't know him he's not a gamer

[Music]

mark mark the power has less subs than

me i don't care about that

[Music]

we're going to h m yeah why

[Music]

hey

i gotta log into everything really quick

[Music]

love it

probably down

[Music]

yeah

every mall in michigan is like bankrupt

right now

yeah what's the small you went to

yeah

i haven't been there in like 12 years

[Music]

what's up

[Music]

we don't have time

real

[Music]

there it is

clothes from here sometimes i get

jackets

some of my jackets from here

[Music]

dark genes or light jeans

[Music]

bruh everything's here

yeah

those are good yeah

[Music]

yeah who the [ __ ] is arguing in the chat

are you too long what are you guys

arguing about

are you too long

they just look long

mods timeout people who are arguing for

right minutes can't have demoralization

especially i'm about to debate destiny

[Music]

run after

[Music]

brother she's a keeper

that's what freud said

[Music]

oh my god oh wow

this is like the airport

[Music]

i can't believe i only slept for an hour

i don't feel tired

[Music]

oh we didn't get confident

[Music]

you coffee with my 400 coffee machine

guys he won't let me make him coffee

with my foreign trash

it's not trash he hasn't even tried it

[Music]

do you think i'm hassling hiker or

something are you going to wear that

[Music]

i don't wear jewelry except this i might

wear this

that's

let me see can i try it on no

not allowed to i don't think so

just unhook it oh yeah yeah try it on

try it on

you hold this

if i if i like it i'm gonna just buy

[Music]

chat you should tell him to get

[Music]

it no it's too short

you look like hassan oh it looks like a

choker

it looks like a pearl necklace of a

white

must be way longer

it has to be way lower it don't look

good try that one yeah this one's wrong

[Music]

he does not need nothing

he's got it

[Music]

looks like a choker

too short

[Music]

okay he's not getting it guys

you want it

we can get out

[Music]

should i get this since john calls me

satanic

[Music]

marge wake up

mods ban that guy cool

cool jack a.i

[Music]

get rid of that guy

[Music]

mods wake up

[Music]

over there

[Music]

oh it smells good

why does it smell so good

[Music]

no it's not pretzel

no no it's not pretzel

it smells like churros

[Music]

why they're made

mine yeah

you're in my discord yeah

why

why not

it's a raw wild place

really mars wake up

can't be doing that

our discord's [ __ ] brutal

[Music]

that's my discord it's not my discord

this is your discord no

is it

official infrared circuit what the [ __ ]

[Music]

yo yesterday i gotta tell you guys a

story

yesterday

something really weird happened what

happened

all right so we were at the bar remember

that sports bar yeah

i was talking with

some random guy

comes up to us

he's like i like your hand

he's like a really awkward like nerdy

queen yeah i'm right you know

there

and

then immediately i'm like yo this is my

sister she can't talk to other guys

and i was like whatever it was like get

out of here he was just like

he was like a really like no i noticed a

guy like kind of following behind her

waiting on top yeah

yeah and he wouldn't go away i was like

yeah go away he's like i was like what

are you doing he's like i'm just

chilling

and then we walked away it's like the

[ __ ] was that

i really feel like that was like a

stream sniper

some kind of stalker

could have been but

i feel like those are like the people

who talk [ __ ] to me

yeah that's what i was thinking it was

like a dg or a wash watcher or some [ __ ]

who the [ __ ] knows

that was crazy

he was like i was like yo can you give

me some space because these are like

like five inches from me

yeah

that's so weird

i'm like wait what are you doing

believe me i know it's a traumatic

experience

are you gonna end and then just go live

at my house

because i don't want you to stream while

i'm going up to my house huh are you

gonna end now

just tell me when to end when we drive

who's gonna win the debate later

me obviously

what have i lost

when when have i lost the debate to

destiny

the [ __ ]

who is this

i don't know what that means people

always tag me in the discord and just

post weird pictures and i ban them

i don't know what pictures mean

oh i was sitting on your glasses

probably like two dollars don't

[Music]

there's no light

yeah because it's night time

all right guys listen

i'll just tell them before i end it i

don't know

what the game plan is

the let's play music

those things

oh there we go are you about to have the

light on in the car

yeah but i kind of i'm scared

why

i'm trying to try it and see if we can

wait

on the airplane

[Music]

thank you

not as hazel and guys if i missed any

subs or gifted subs anything like that

i'm gonna thank you as soon as i can i

just can't see on this uh

irl setup

[Music]

is it gonna be like dinner at the party

yeah a shepherd's pie who's chef

chef

i want to get this debate over with

honestly i just wanted one hour

that's all i need

i'm gonna tell them one hour

oh they probably discord messaged me

they're like hey can you still come

be like yeah

[Music]

okay

[Music]

i think i was supposed to have a debate

today about the time we were riding

those animals

huh i think i was supposed to have a

debate today like right when i was

writing those animals me too dude i'm

supposed to be doing a lot of debates

and [ __ ] people on twitter

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will chapo ever debate you

huh we'll chop over to this chapel or

[ __ ] [ __ ] they don't debate

all those chapel guys all they do is

like nervously laugh wait

yeah

i do not know something i filmed for

them

what i was at an internship

in michigan in traverse

chopper trap house and i went and

discovered i was like hey yeah i'm

filming your guys right now well we

didn't even take any pictures together

well we're good we should do it when we

get to the costume

yeah so that's how i know them

i got some kind of money that donald

trump said that was going to get big

i might just go as bad

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can someone let me know

get the new iphone what the [ __ ] are you

talking about

yeah bain has a new iphone so you can't

cost him is do i need a new [ __ ] icon

iphone

iraqi dinar was the currency what are

you talking about

it was a dino what they gave me dinar

who did chopper troubles

let's

let me just show you the pictures

so guys

i don't know when i'm going to end the

stream but i'm going to tell you this

again before i end it when i do

don't freak out i'm going to go live

again on adriana setup

to debate destiny

true how long am i in texas uh i'm gonna

be here all weekend let's just say that

people are all weekend oh my god she's

with virgil let me see can i show it to

chat are they been uh just don't

show my name

oh okay nevermind

he's in a picture

she's in a picture with these like

really ugly creepy guys i don't know

them he got accused of uh child grooming

and he's been off the internet

everything they gave me

really

is that how they paid you did they

actually pay or did they just that's

what i did look i filmed their [ __ ] they

give you just that as though where did

you feel wait really

that's all they gave you i was a unpaid

internship there's a whole lot what what

did yeah typical

that's all they paid here yeah

i was filming it for them what did you

film um it was some debate that they

were watching and then hassan got banned

that same stream and then like turn it

off turn it off

apparently it was you couldn't watch cnn

on twitch and everything you got like a

cnn debate i don't know what it was it

was a

democratic presidential debate

yes

too many people tuning in to twitch

that's so crazy

it's crazy

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no no

tell them you don't want to tell them a

story

tell the story so

so you guys know how uh

adriana was friends with destiny so she

was getting dropped off at my place

after they went and got dinner and

destiny picked her up from the airport

and [ __ ]

destiny comes

with adriana they get dinner and they

come to my place

and i go down to the front door to go

get adriana

and then i see destiny's there because

he walked her to my front place

and uh

and i uh oh okay so i gave adrian a hug

and then i go to shake destiny's hand

and he like puts his hand in as if he's

gonna shake my hand

and then like

he pulls it out really quick and he

makes this noise like he's like ah if he

like pulls his hand back out and i was

like what the [ __ ] and he's like please

no i'm not gonna take your hand and he

walked away and then and then i said i

said yo like it's like you want to come

up and chill like we got free drinks on

the roof we got free food we got dinner