NATO's Civilian Kill List

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what's up everybody

so we're going to be returning to our

i'm going to look at the camera because

that's the new thing we're doing now but

we are going to be returning to our

regular scheduling going forward

a lot of people have been speculating

all has you just gonna stop streaming

and just make these short videos no

that's not the case i told you guys i

probably wasn't gonna be streaming

yesterday

and that was because i had to wake up

really early

uh

a few things

about that actually i'm gonna kind of

get to it's kind of relevant right

but no i mean i plan on going back to

regular scheduling i mean after all this

is my job

maybe if i get to a point where my

videos like do so well that i could like

live off the ad revenue would i stream

less

but until then you know

also streaming is my forte right

making videos is not

my biggest forte streaming is all right

remember infrared's a collective

and we have really talented

people right as far as making videos is

concerned

my forte is streaming so that's not

going anywhere

um

so don't worry about that okay so we're

gonna keep streaming streaming is gonna

be a regular thing

it's not going anywhere

i also have

more news

about my personal life right because

that's always really important when it

comes to being a streamer is i have to

share all the details of my personal

life

so i spoke with my law school

and

basically they don't offer any online

courses right

so what i did is i extended my leave for

another semester

and i'm going to try and look for and

apply to a law school that offers online

only classes and see what my options are

are that

see what my options are as far as that's

concerned

and

if i'm unable to find any law school

with online courses that i could get to

that i could you know complete in a

reasonable amount of time

then i'm just gonna you know take my

masters and just complete a master's

degree

or

depending on how things turn out i'll

just finish law school i'm not sure how

worth it it is

considering

i don't intend on practicing law

and to be completely honest the only

reason i would pursue law school is for

social reasons kind of sounds pathetic

but that's just the nature of the world

we live in people are for whatever

reason impressed by the idea that you

completed a lot and you got a law degree

and they're like oh wow that makes you

legitimate incredible now you got this

fucking piece of paper because you sat

in classes

you know doodling on your fucking piece

of paper or you know

reading stuff on your laptop completely

unrelated to the class or in the case of

my first year of law school you pretty

much just slept through the whole thing

still passed yet somehow that's super

impressive and super credible

and as an adult as a 26 year old man if

i'm just streaming on youtube that's not

legitimate people are gonna look down on

me and say you're not credible for being

a streamer but if i complete law school

which is

you know it's just a piece of paper it

means literally nothing all of a sudden

that makes me way more credible than i

otherwise would be

that's just the sad and pathetic nature

of the world we live in and the country

we live in and the reason for that and i

don't want anyone to ever forget that is

because the grand majority of people are

mentally retarded they are sheep they

are like stupid in their fucking head

and they

associate

things like being a lawyer

or going to medical school or thing like

they see these as prestigious things

just by default not because of the

actual content of what those consistent

but because they're mentally retarded

they're mentally retarded and their

thoughts are entirely dictated by

convention and prejudice

because i mean i want you to think about

it rationally was getting into law

school difficult as far as i was

concerned

so let me go through all the steps

in high school

i did not take school seriously

i pretty much fucked around all of high

school and then see actually my senior

year of high school and then my senior

year of high school i just didn't go to

class i pretty much just did not go to

class i would skip class all the fucking

time i would barely be there i would go

to school whenever i felt like it

and i was very close to failing some

classes but the teachers were so cool i

guess that they just decided to pass me

because you know i mean i'm a senior why

would you fail me it's fucking stupid

right so i didn't do any work pretty

much and then senior year like i didn't

take it seriously because of that i

couldn't immediately get into a good

college so what did i do

i took one year at my local community

college

and like got a 4.0 with minimal effort

and i got into the college i wanted to

and then i spent about four to five

years in four more years actually not

five

in undergrad

where i also didn't go to class

and i still got pretty good grades i got

like a 3.5 or i don't fucking know so i

didn't go to class i just didn't show up

and after that

i took the lsat

which thank you so much voidberry

appreciate you subscribe my high school

experience lamar yeah i'm trying to

explain to you why society's retarded

so then

i took the lsat which i did not prepare

for at all i took it cold

i ended up getting a 155 which is like i

guess a slightly above average or

something

and because of my lsat score which again

i didn't prepare for in any kind of way

i just took it cold on like

i like to say one hour of sleep as a

cope but the truth is there was zero

sleep i told myself i got one hour of

sleep because i didn't want to have like

a nervous breakdown over the fact that

i've been awake for like 48 hours just

because like i i couldn't sleep because

i had to wake up at like 5 a.m because

the lsat testing center was like an hour

and a half away from where i lived so i

had to wait and the test was like at 7

00 a.m so i had to wake up at like 5 a.m

lo and behold of course i'm not going to

sleep if i have to wake up that early so

i drove like 90 minutes there with zero

sleep i took the lsat cold with no

preparation got a 155 and that was

enough to get into the law school that i

wanted to get into

or at least get into a law school that i

found acceptable you know i would have

been like a good name

so and then then law school starts and

it's in the middle of a pandemic and

it's all on zoom and i basically just

did it again what what does hob do when

he goes to school he doesn't he i leave

my zoom open and i go to sleep

or i stream because actually when i was

a lot of the times when i was streaming

in 2021 that was in the middle of class

not a lot of people know that it's a fun

fact a lot of my streams happened

quite literally in the middle of class

of course no one could hear me and i

wasn't broadcasting myself in the class

but that's just the truth i was in the

middle of class streaming

i began to be quite furious with law

school because

i could i could tolerate like the tests

at the end of the semester fine but i

also had these writing classes that are

part of the 1l the first year and those

writing classes you know they took up a

grant like an extremely large amount of

my time made me really frustrated and

angry because i it was just a waste of

my time because 90 of the work when it

comes to those was doing these extremely

precise

methodical

formatting

stuff that robots should be doing so

when it comes to the creative human side

of like

thinking that you actually like your own

input matters that was about one to two

percent

of the writing that was assigned to me

ninety eight percent of it is shit that

should just be automated and i know for

a fact can be automated if we can have

mid journey automate with ai all these

fucking images first of all you don't

even need ai because some of these rules

are so clear and cut you could literally

just make a soft i'm pretty sure law

firms already do automated

but we had to do it manually and the

reason we had to do it manually is

because boomers who went to law school

had to do it manually so they decided

that we have to suffer in the same way

they did for whatever reason it's kind

of like how in math your math teacher

could never explain why you can't just

use a fucking calculator

they can't explain it because boomers

just want to pass their suffering onto

the next generation why because when

boomers see us do things

that they didn't have to do they feel

cheated

instead of saying oh i'm glad this

progress happened and you know

technology made it easier to live and

the burden is lifted from their

shoulders they're more like

thank you for robbie you've got a tick

tock with six mill views infrared rising

gorilla sun yeah flex biceps

yeah i'm kind of keeping that low key

i guess

because i know i'm not gonna gain much

from it first of all and then second of

all

uh leftists just ruin everything and

they're really cringe

and that's why i'm not really talking

about it but yeah i got a tick tock

when i was on zurka's royale so let me

get this straight left this claim that

i'm an extremely embarrassing

uncharismatic

you know um

unfunny

non-entertaining you know lol cow i'm i

lack self-awareness uh there's nothing

based about me

that's what that's what left to say

about me right

okay

well a clip of me from circles royale

was shared onto tiktok

and it got six million views and like

everybody in the fucking responses and

the replies

really liked me

i don't know i mean i i don't know i

guess i guess when you show me to people

who aren't biased against me

uh

they don't really think the same things

about me that leftists do so yeah that's

that

and by the way it wasn't uh a cult

conspiracy it wasn't coming from our

community it just fucking happened okay

but whatever i mean like i i i don't

have any control over that i don't even

know that happened i don't even know why

that clip in particular was so viral was

pretty much just me

kind of like bantering with these two

girls on zorko's royale

and i don't even remember

but i don't even remember that one but

it was me pretty much like uh

winning i guess i don't know winning the

argument but yeah i guess i guess i'm

kind of famous now you know i'm just

kidding i i i get it is what it is

anyway um

yeah that's now the most viral thing

i've ever

been a part of

before then it was the wow mao clip the

the um the mongoloid one again i don't

know why that went viral either of all

the things

in my history

it's these things that go viral i don't

know why they go viral

you guys i mean honestly my content is a

gold mine if you just put in the effort

of going through my stuff

like there's so much shit that's bound

to go viral right

and that's what i've learned it's the

only reason the other shit hasn't gone

viral is because nobody's clipped it or

done anything with it but it's like you

you the crazy thing is that my haters

clip everything

they clip literally every negative or

supposedly embarrassing thing from my

streams and those don't ever really go

viral thank you so much janna

western boomers took every output of

prosperity and just sit on it to this

day yeah you're right

see see

the embarrassing things that i've done

never really go viral even the two holes

clip

didn't really go viral it got like

maximum 3k likes on twitter

which was big for me but like oh my god

the fucking hate tweets against me have

gotten way more than that some have

gotten 10k before right

so i mean like the negativity against me

never really goes that viral but the

positivity

seems to go super viral pretty often

especially on tick tock now i mean yeah

the tick tocks are going crazy

um

thank you so much nicholas appreciate

you man

you made a great tweet about cross

political quadrant solidarity we need

marxists of red meases

yeah thank you so much man

and i'm mentioning this right now

i i i have shit in my throat give me a

second

but one of the reasons i was kind of

scared about the tick tock thing is

because

when you go that viral you're going to

have the andrew tate treatment you're

going to become the spotlight is going

to be put on you

and

you know i am not andrew tate i haven't

like preemptively figured out like oh my

god i'm not saying i'd ever get that

viral but even if i would get to like

the point of sneak or whatever it's like

that would be brutal right

it would be brutal because

that leftist context because i'm

associated from that context

unfortunately

the war of d platforming would be way

more severe

so that's why i was kind of worried when

that went viral i was like oh fuck i

don't i don't know if i want this

attention

because

it's going to lead to me getting

de-platformed

but then i

then i realized something

i actually don't give a fuck

fucking deep laugh for me bitch i don't

care anymore i'll just fucking go on

rumble

and i'll do great on rumble and i used

to think no rumble's a cop rumble's a

cop it's just like odyssey and all these

other fucking websites whatever bitch

shoot it's just like one random schizo

website nope rumble is fucking growing

super fast joe rogan is talking about it

all the time

some of the top streamers there you know

they're getting

lots of views jackson does exceptionally

well on rumble too

so rumble could be a real thing if i

ever get deep platformed on youtube it

would not be the end rumble is gonna be

the next big thing also andrew tate is

on there it's like

i i really feel like if sneako gets d

platformed

rumble is going to be the place to be so

i'm looking at rumble

and i i want to actually talk to the

creators of rumble and tell them hey you

need to make this more zoomer friendly

this is kind of a boomer boomer website

right now you make it more zoomer

friendly you need to make it kind of

more like twitch you know

and then wow it'll fucking grow really

well

so yeah i'm not i'm not actually worried

about the platforming that much anymore

i used they used to really scare me i

just don't give a fuck

at this point because i'll just be on

rumble whatever right and

also

whoever is responsible for

de-platforming me

will be targeted by me on rumble in a

way

where like i won't be restricted by

youtube's tos

and i will dedicate a lot of streams to

them

and i'll make sure my community knows

everything about them and things like

it's just gonna i'm gonna make life a

nightmare for them pretty much

which i can do because i'll be on rumble

not youtube i can't do that on youtube

because youtube will just ban me right

but if these people like d platform me

i'm gonna go to rumble and i am going to

make life hell for them

until

yeah

i i can be a devil i can be a really

satanic evil fucking person and i'm all

it almost kind of makes me excited

about the prospects of something like

that

but yeah i could be an extremely evil

brutal person which i most definitely

would

to whoever is responsible for g

platforming me period

on twitch i couldn't do that on youtube

i can't do that if youtube gets rid of

me i'm going to rumble and then it's

over right and then i'd be a fucking

nightmare

and by the way i will turn my community

into a fucking nightmare too

and

i don't know if i want to talk about

this yet

but i do have plans in the works

to oh i don't know if i want to talk

about this is a really nefarious

malicious

evil fucking plan

but i don't know if i even want to talk

about it because

ooh

this one's bad this is a really bad plan

let's just say

let's just say there's ways to make your

community significantly more

hostile and let's just say what did

marshall mcluhan say the medium is the

message

so if we bring the gorilla army on

certain kinds of mediums

that could really be

uh a source of anguish

and grief

for our enemies

and that is all i will say as far as

that's concerned but as far as i'm

concerned i don't have any morals when

it comes to these people anymore

like i don't have any um

i don't i don't i don't think they're

human i don't like believe that they're

human beings leftists is what i mean i

don't i i have completely shed the the

very last

kind of

sense of basic decency that i think i

had before

and at this point i am ready to um

to actually treat this as a war of

absolute enmity

at this point

well and this is also going to be the

topic of the stream obviously as you

could see the title because

it already is a war of absolute demnity

but it specifically left this that i at

least afforded some benefit of the doubt

especially the marxist leninist the ones

that call themselves marxist leninist in

the united states i at least thought

these people maybe

were kind of like oh

yeah i could still see that the nazis in

ukraine are really

you know brutal vicious anti-human scum

and whatever my disagreements with pat

socks and whatever like we're not at

that level right but we actually we are

at that level now

like they are fully as of they're fully

azified

they are as off now all of them all

american leftists are as off period

right

additionally i did see something i know

i don't want to talk about leftists but

this guy isn't even really a leftist

he's more like just like an outright

federal cia whatever shill

so the deformed and malformed

um fetal alcohol syndrome

uh dylan burns

was recently talking to lauren southern

and they were discussing and debating

why he's such an abject

psychopathic piece of fucking garbage

who's by the way in an active war zone

right now

supposedly in an active war zone

and is not measuring their words very

carefully

and whether that's a wise thing to do

i'll leave that up to you

but he was talking about why it's okay

to mock a grieving father and mock the

death of a philosopher

and he basically said that her denial of

war crimes i'm gonna keep this as

ambiguous as possible

while alluding to nothing because

youtube will actually censor you to that

made it actually acceptable a for her to

be killed and b

for her death to be mocked and

celebrated

now

as far as

that is concerned i shared daria's views

100 percent

i also shared them openly on twitch

and even debated about that

so

what the fetal alcohol syndrome dylan

burns is saying

is that i has as an american citizen

am a legitimate target for murder and

extermination

because i shared daria's views about

what he was talking about

it's okay to murder me and by the way i

still share those views

to this day i share them 100

but according to him he's openly

spreading the message that you can

actually kill american citizens

uh for having those views just for

believing

certain things about certain events

that is enough to actually mark you for

death

now keep in mind

the disgusting malformed degenerate

piece of shit

dylan burns has made his entire brand

about defending the free world and

defending democracy and all the rights

afforded to us by democracy but within

this liberal democratic world some of us

can be actually marked for extermination

without any due process whatsoever in a

completely extra legal and criminal way

just for having certain views about

certain events

in history and in the present so that is

the liberal democratic world for you

ladies and gentlemen

i don't know what else to say i don't if

you are not convinced yet

that the whole dichotomy between

despotic

authoritarianism and the free liberal

west is just based in complete lies and

hypocrisy

look no further than that disgusting

fetal alcohol syndrome

like malformed scumbag dylan burns

to see

and by the way that person is not part

of the human race just to let you know

that is not someone who belongs to the

human race

at all in any capacity

but uh if i speak more i will be banned

from youtube but all i'll say is that

it's interesting the ways people don't

measure their words

given the context

within which they make them i find that

a really interesting thing

i'm an american citizen

i'm not in an active war zone

so

make of that what you will

and by the way when i say these things i

mean them it's not like a uh

it's not like me not understanding the

gravity of what i'm talking about i am

when i say that's not a human being i

mean burns would have helped kill

socrates

thank you voidburn

um

i don't know if you guys are truly

exposed to what extent i can actually be

an extremely cold-blooded

monster

but

let's say if something were to

hypothetically happen to a certain

someone

i would be the first to openly um

within the boundaries afforded to me by

the platforms i'm using

maybe i'll just do a clap emoji or

something but i would signal com even

even people that i have met

i would be the first

to signal

commemora uh let's just say celebration

what am i talking about who knows i'm

talking about a video game talking about

red dead redemption 2 obviously i'm

talking about red dead online and um

the matchmaking mode um

in there of course that's what i'm

talking about but

cause means what he says

i mean what i say

also this not only applies to him but

all other leftists by the way

by the way and i'm i'm keeping this in

mind going forward so for example

hypothetically

whenever a leftist

um

whenever something happens to a leftist

thank you so much

w7

when something going forward

will be amazing with all the volunteers

when something happens to a leftist

going forward i am going to make it very

clear

like i am going to make it a spectacle

while everyone else is like

you know paying respects and stuff i'm

going to be a monster and again

means what he says haas means what he

says even their family sees it i don't

give a fuck

oz means what he says

so this is the new haas going forward by

the way um

if you guys thought that i'm going to be

a decent wholesome i'm not

this is a war of absolute enmity this

much has been absolutely communicated to

me and and made absolutely clear

and um

if i speak more i'll just give things

away but

i know that you know like 4chan and all

other websites are really feared by the

left and they're really whatever right

well

it'd be interesting if someone else came

to the fore

when it comes to that it'd be very

interesting

thank you big appreciate you

thank you so much

so yeah i just want to communicate and

make that absolutely clear

this is not just about the internet for

me anymore and when i say that i mean

i'm not just i'm not going to afford

people human steve my internet ethics

and this is something i kind of want to

talk about

for me internet ethics basically means

this is the internet

so whenever it whenever your information

bleeds to the outside world you should

always by default have a humanistic

benefit of the doubt afforded to the

person

who's on the receiving end of the

information in real life when the

internet thank you so much johnny

underscore sweat

when the internet approaches the

boundary of the real

your duty is to basically thank you

andrew appreciate you

your duty is to basically afford the

other side the benefit of the doubt

as soon as your words penetrate the real

they should be made in such a way that

affords basic

recognition

in the kojev kojivayan sense

recognition and respect

for the real of the other right the fact

that there's an offline world

people have families people have

a real humanity that can't be expressed

on the online media so online internet

ethics to me means

you basically should respect that right

but now a friend in enemy distinction

that is very clear has been created

because of recent events and i am no

longer

operating according to the dictates of

those ethics

now there's a friend enemy distinction

those who are classified as friend

will be afforded

uh the decency of those ethical

considerations enemies are not human

beings meaning i don't care about them

their family anything

nothing is off limits as far as what

harm my words could do to them

and again this is the decision i've come

to after a long deliberation but that is

my view

that is my sincere view and i

i will never forget

i will never forget what happened

i will never forget until my dying day

and until my last breath i will never

forget

what happened

and that is something i'm gonna take to

the grave

actually

that is something i will take to the

grave i will never ever ever forget

because

all of us are daria

to the extent she was criminal so too

are we criminal to the extent that she

has done things

deserving of death

we have done those same things

i am

someone

whose thought

exists in very close proximity

to that of the fourth political theory

as far as what i have done in the

information war

it's the same as what she has done

not to the extent of

the achievement she achieved much more

than me

but to the extent that it makes us

worthy of death by the enemy

so we all must take it very personally

we all must take it very very personally

because that's all she was guilty of is

expressing the wrong views online and

that that apparently is worthy of death

now

we must never ever forget

we must never ever forget and everything

going forward must change

everything must change going forward as

far as our understanding of the

information war and our engagement with

leftists

now i've been going on twitter

which i plan on doing less now and

that's also something i want to talk

about a little bit

i've been going on twitter and i've been

seeing you guys interacting with

leftists a lot i don't think you should

i think you should just do things that

cause them pain and suffering indirectly

but i don't think you should even argue

with them don't treat them as human

beings don't throw pearl at swine

a war of absolute enmity affords a

strict friend enemy distinction

if you see a leftist

you will you must not afford them the

benefit of the doubt of being a human

being

so

think of them as

an animal

you know don't

don't engage them don't argue with them

just

let's go our own way and pursue our own

path

and whatever they they're gonna do to us

is not going to be on the internet so

let's not consider our war with them in

internet war

at least in terms of a direct dialogue

there is no dialogical relation between

the infrared community and leftists

there's no dialogical relation at all as

far as in information warfare

consideration is

concerned we just must go we must just

go our own way just ignore them

don't afford them recognition

recognition is something you afford to a

human being you do not afford

recognition to a leftist

don't afford them

the view that they are a human subject

worthy of

discursive

interaction and mutual

you know communicative reason or

whatever the fuck forget that forget all

of that

enemy until proven otherwise guilty

until proven otherwise

and that's just the mentality i'm giving

you to

cut your losses kind of mentality why

because these people are bloodthirsty

savages they're murderous psychotic

killers

in the making they want to kill you

so just assume they want to kill you

until proven otherwise

now you could say

don't some of them get caught up so

isn't it whatever but okay that's fine

that's like think of it think of uh nazi

soldiers

okay some of them are caught up whatever

but right now they are in a position

where their goal is to kill you

so until you can neutralize the enemy

you can't talk about or afford them the

recognition of humanity

and so the threat they pose can be

neutralized

and that is a very firm view we must

take

that is a very firm view

we must take

and by the way they are such a small

minority of the population they are such

a small minority but what i've learned

is they cannot be dealt with by means of

direct confrontation they don't debate

they don't debate and they don't even

engage in argumentation have you noticed

that i've seen so many of you argue with

them on twitter

and you win the argument and then they

just

what do they start doing they'll just

insult you or they'll just

say i want to kill you or i want to

murder you whatever they have already

made up their mind they want to kill you

they've already made up their mind it's

not something you can deal with with an

argument

or with a conversation something

politically has to happen

them to be um

related to

okay

they have already made up their mind

there's no dialogical

there's no dialogical path

as far as they're concerned

even vosh

who used to be the symbol of a

dialogical leftist

who at the very least will argue with

the writers right even he has decided

nope

i'm not debating

with uh

the enemy anymore he does he doesn't

debate anyone anymore who does he want

to debate now no one he won't even

debate liberals like destiny so who will

he debate no one

so you see

this is the situation we're in now they

have already made up their mind there's

no dialogical

opening

that's possible

and again he said but no that's not true

house because i know leftists who are

different

those people have not been

operationalized as leftists they haven't

been utilized as leftists those people

are still free thinking independent

thinkers

who may be sympathetic to leftist views

but they have not been fully converted

yet

to be fully converted into being a

leftist

basically means you've made up your mind

that the enemy must just be killed

that's what it means to be a leftist

murder the enemy

the ideological enemy in america today

the institutional regime

that we have in place in america has

operationalized this small minority of

people into a murderous

psychotic

frenzy

where it's like they're like they're

like robots like they just see ones and

zeros kill ignore kill ignore kill

that's it

they've been mk ultra operationalized

you're you're not gonna believe this

you're gonna think i'm exaggerating

until you witness this firsthand so

you don't have to listen to me right

but

my words might make sense to you thank

you so much paperweight

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we will

we are moving into a new stage as far as

infrared is concerned

now there's another thing as well

i've been talking about this video i

want to make about dugan not being a

fascist

now here's what i've this is the

conclusion i've come to

videos

may just be 10 minutes

but they take just as long as an entire

session of streaming to make

so just

i'm recording them and because i do it

all on the spot i don't write a script

beforehand i do it all on the spot

so doing that and then editing that can

take up to three hours three or four

hours right

so what i'm thinking is that

you know the goal usually for me is a

six day work week

so on my day off is probably when i want

to make

like three of these videos i guess

and then that's going to be the goal

right

but the newest video

has not been performing as well

as the older one and i kind of slightly

think it's because of the thumbnail so

for the older video my thumbnail was

very close up right

and i had to like you know i kind of

looked weird in it too

like

i looked kind of like uh

confrontational in it right whereas in

the recent thumbnail it's kind of just

me sitting not very striking right so i

actually blame the thumbnail i think

but i mean it's a lot of work if you

guys think that i'm kind of like

being lazy

you're quite wrong actually

there's no laziness i act it actually

takes an immense

amount of work and effort

to

make those videos

it takes just as long as streaming it

probably takes as much effort as

streaming if i'm going to be honest

but i'm going to try and streamline them

to make it easier right

and although i'm not gonna be recording

that video until

tomorrow or i don't know when

i am gonna touch upon elements of it

like the dugan fascist thing in this

video because we're gonna respond to a

few things

not on twitter

but just a few arguments in general

about dugan allegedly and supposedly

being a fascist and i want to kind of

prepare you guys and equip you guys with

the necessary arguments

with which to yourself

disseminate the kind of correct

information in the info now obviously

the best kind of information you could

disseminate would be a video which is

why i'm going to be making it but i also

want to give you guys arguments and

stuff to prepare you for people who are

going to accuse dugan of being a fascist

that you're going to encounter

when he's not he is abjectly not a

fascist

and actually i think i kind of want to

begin there i think i kind of want to

begin with the allegation of dugan being

a fascist

so there's some really incriminating

stuff about dugan being a fascist

that we should i should raise to your

attention i should bring to your

attention right

the most commonly cited ones so i'll

start this is all going to be in the

video

so that's going to be like a much better

format right but i'll start right just

off the top of my head

so people are are circulating a photo of

dugan

hold your breath

i mean this is

this is insane right hold your breath

because this is like this is the most

incriminating thing you could possibly

think of so dugan is pictured in a photo

standing next

to david duke

standing next to him

in the same photo

that obviously means they are

politically and ideologically aligned

despite not only dugan at the surface

level denouncing all of david duke's

beliefs but even at the philosophical

level

rejecting the notion of race altogether

and rejecting the idea that race has any

biological basis or ethnos has any

biological basis whatsoever and

completely rejecting the view of a

hierarchy of ethnos in a hierarchy of

races and even rejecting a notion of a

white race completely on a deeply

philosophical and very cons rigorously

consistent philosophical basis

he was indeed pictured in a photo

standing next to david duke

now if it doesn't get any worse haze

from infrared

is pictured in a photo

standing next to destiny

that must mean we're best friends that

means me and destiny

are completely we're like aligned

ideologically and politically

despite like that like we were literally

each other's arch nemesis for like two

months

despite that i beefed with like despite

all that beef that photo proves

everything

okay so keep that in mind they're

sharing a photo of dugan standing next

to david duke

and wow that just means something right

so what's going on here right

clearly there's something going on here

that is at the very least not entirely

rational

okay there's some kind of irrational

pathological

and i know this because i used to have

this myself i used to

in the first person i used to experience

this same pathology right

but with institutionalized

liberalism and liberal consciousness

comes an inherent paranoia of fascism

fascism is like

this

this abyss which tempts you right and

and the institutional paranoia of

liberalism

forcing you to recognize there's some

reality that's not domesticated by the

institutional liberalism

and you call that reality fascism

fascism is a metaphysical

primal force

that must be the

the actual vital thing animating

everyone's motivations at the end of the

day so everything

like dugan standing next to david duke

no one asked okay what was the context

was this just him taking a picture with

him they said no this proves he's part

of the tentacles of fashion you know

what i mean it's something pathological

obviously

then another thing is i've talked about

it before is that in 1997 dugan penned a

uh

an article called fascism borderless and

red

that means he's a fascist right well no

it doesn't because fascism isn't first

of all it's not even superficially an

ideology

it's a

like historical and material phenomena

okay

but let me just give you some context

and i'm going to need you to bear with

me to understand this

so russia

is in

the late soviet period

and the post-soviet period

animated by the political question of

what possibilities exist

and

as far as people within russia are

concerned on the one hand you had the

now dead

state

soviet marxism leninism

and then you had western liberalism

and the liberals always made a point of

stressing

that fascism was this metaphysical force

that even

took over the soviet union

the liberals for example would accuse

the authoritarian aspects of the soviet

system of being fascist

they accused stalin of being fascist so

fast of them was the word that came to

be defined not by the actual world

historical phenomena of fascism but in

fact some kind of prejudiced impression

of of some kind of like

you know primordial metaphysical force

that is outside of the continuity

of

liberal progress and liberal democratic

progress

so there's this it's a very

aestheticized concept in these circles

and if you read his work fascism

borderless in red

he's not actually talking about fascism

okay

let's actually let's read it

let fuck it i don't even have to just

talk about it we can literally just read

it together fascism borderless and red

dude

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so let's read what he had to say in 1997

and why he would choose this word

okay here it is

there are only three ideologies that

have managed to demonstrate their

principles are realistic liberalism

communism and fascism

again this is exactly what i told you

there are liberal countries there's

communist countries and there's fascist

countries others are absent and are

impossible again this is not what dugan

believes anymore

as of the writing of the fourth

political theory this is when dugan only

thought there was three forms of

politics basically

three political ideologies

this the fourth political theory was

written as a direct repudiation of this

view okay

thank you so much johnny wtf do they

care about david dukes racism they have

a seething hatred for russians they are

not only out of touch with reality but

humanity yeah again they're not human

beings they are pretty much animals at

this point they can't be reasoned with

in any capacity

she said in russia we've passed two

ideological stages the communist and

liberal

what remains is fascism

so again this is the context i was just

talking about

post-soviet russia

where it seemed like

you know and this is something this this

was a context created by the liberals

themselves

and dugan is not even critically

questioning it

one of the versions of fascism

is national capitalism

that he calls it right fascism

you know and he rejects it okay the the

domination of national capital

of the phenomena of fascism so according

to the marxist definition of fascism

dugan says he's against it he's against

fascism

at least as far as the marxist

definition

and for him

he calls it nationalism but a

revolutionary rebellious romantic

idealistic again he's just talking about

the tropes the liberals themselves

created he's just taking them at face

value

and then he does the thing you know real

fascism was never tried

he's not identifying it with the

experience of mussolini hitler or franco

because he's saying that was a form of

national capitalism

he said the fanatic anti-communism of

hitler

warmed up by the german capitalists

so he's adopting the marxist view of

fascism as an actual historical

phenomenon

thank you super smart thank you super

plato platono man

dugan isn't a communist or a lefty

you're not smark okay

you gave me five of your hard-earned

dollars which you're never going to get

back okay

i just want to let you know

that

i consider that an act of submission

you gave me five dollars and yet you did

it to insult me

so before you were allowed to insult me

you had to pay the sultan attacks

but see again this is the same like

almost sub-human mental retardation

characteristic of leftists

in what ways have i called dugan a lefty

or even epic dugan is a communist you

fucking moron you can explicitly

identifies with

a form of non-marxist communism so yes

he is a communism he considers

eurasianism a type of communism and he

does he does say that consistently so

actually he's not a capital c communist

like an official

formal you know marxist leninist type of

communist which is what most people

associate with it

but

dugan

is

in his own sense at least some kind of

communist

but what he's not is any kind of fascist

so again he's completely rejecting thank

you tom

it depends on youtube's tos

franco held out only because his

concessions of liberal capitalist

england

so it's very clear

that whatever dugan means by fascism

here he's not talking about nazism or

even italian fascism

he is adopting the marxist view of those

phenomena

he's saying those were forms of national

capitalism those were just

basically bought out by

the native bourgeoisie of those

countries and

he doesn't consider them you know

what he's talking about again this is

the 97

it has nothing to do with his views

today which have completely changed

with the fourth political theory which

completely rejects every aspect of what

dugan considers fascism

but dugan is in want he's searching for

some kind of alternative

to both post-soviet liberalism

and the now repudiated soviet marxism

leninism so he's looking for an

alternative

now here comes haas

what i basically say is that the

alternative

is maoism it was mao

thought

and dugan kind of

somewhat acknowledges this

in his writings on the communist party

of china was anti-communist dissident

genius low

okay he was a dissident against the same

soviet state

which was ruled by gorbachev and in the

process of dismantling itself

you realize yeltsin was a member of the

communist party of the soviet union you

fucking idiot so if you were an actual

marxist leninist

in the soviet union

who believed in marxism leninism

sincerely

you would have been a dissident in the

1990s sorry 1980s

so you're a dumb fuck

if you were a maoist in the soviet union

you would have been a dissident and you

probably would have been the dissident

that they

treated the most harshly a lot of people

have this really false view

of soviet authoritarianism

you realize that post khrushchev

the soviets basically created an

official liberal opposition which they

tolerated they recognized the liberal

opposition the soviet establishment

recognized liberalism as a possible

alternative and they always kept the

door open entertaining it

right it was the hardcore marxist

leninist that they were scared shitless

of

and which they absolutely did everything

in their power to like completely hunt

down and eradicate in whatever way they

could

so this is a common theme

of the way dugan talks about the

so-called

fascism

in the 1990s

he identifies it with what's called the

german conservative revolution he does

not identify it with the experience of

nazism or italian fascism

or of any any actual real world example

of fascism he identifies it with the

very kind of detached intellectual

movement of conservative revolution

something which by the way influenced

the 20th century generation of marxists

and the bread tube lefties thank you so

much urban savage

so

german conservative revolution

influenced

um

not just right wingers

not just people like dugan

but also the kind of french marxist

whatever academic marxist of the 20th

century the left-wing schmidtians and

obviously heidegger's influence

speaks for itself as far as how much

that's so that that's not

so dugan is calling it fascism

because again he only believes in three

political possibilities at this time in

his career

but even at this time

in 97

he

makes a point of distancing himself

completely

from any association of this kind of uh

special fascism i guess

with the actual real world historical

experience of fascism which he rejects

even at this stage of his thinking

so

he

believes in uh

so this is so weird right this is so

weird he says in distinction to rigid

marxist lenin is dogmas russian national

socialism proceeds from an understanding

of social justice which is

characteristic exactly for our nation

for our historical tradition and for our

economic ethics again this lends

credence to my theory

that

maoism is here the key

because he's basically talking about

socialism with russian characteristics

but he doesn't have the language with

which to describe it as such

because i mean like this is ad verbatim

with mao talks about we need to apply

marxism to china china and by the way

dugan recognizes this in dugan's

writings about the communist party of

china to them directly he says

you have managed to apply marxism

to the chinese reality in ways

soviet boxes and leninism couldn't be

applied to our russian civilizational

reality

which opens up the necessity for

re-evaluating marxism

and he admits that

it must be more rural

more communal

than administrative

more regionalistic than centralistic

these are all characteristics

of the experience of socialism in china

these are all characteristics of maoism

okay all of them more rule more communal

as opposed to the bureaucracy and i mean

what do you think the cultural

revolution was about right more

regionalistic

the people's commune system as opposed

to the um

soviet model of centralized state

planning

right

it all the requirements of russian

national specificity again he's using

the wrong words to describe this because

he doesn't have the words to and he'll

admit this he'll admit actually

fascism was not the right word

national socialism was not the right

word

that

belongs to the antiquated

modern forms of politics thank you adam

fourth political theory book he says

communism and fascism have failed in

addressing neo-liberal capitalism hence

the need for the fourth theory

okay

are you autistic by the way

is that is that the problem here like

do you not realize

okay yeah you're just autistic i got it

yeah so like words don't have context

like it's not like oh what dugan means

by that is

soviet marxism leninism

and the soviet bloc

he's not talking about that specific

historical phenomena he's talking about

every possible sense in which the word

communism is used despite the fact that

dugan specifically talks about

a non-marxist version of communism and

he talks about eurasian communism

despite he uses these words himself you

mean to say that dugan is accounting for

every possible use of the word communism

not just a specific use grounded in a

specific context and a specific sense

but every possible

and every imaginable use

i i got it i mean it's just autism

that's okay i mean some of us are

autistic and that's fine but i i need

for those in my audience who do have

autism i do want to warn you because i'm

ner i'm inclusive and i believe in

neurodiversity and stuff

i am when i am speaking i am doing so in

a way that is

exceeding the bounds

of autism so

there may be communication and there may

be miscommunication

and misunderstanding

uh that doesn't mean you're smarter than

me and that like like you got me on

something it just means you have a

disability right which i i will try to

take into account

when you prove your autism through these

kinds of donations

but there's limits to my i mean when you

start insulting me and shit i mean i

don't know what to tell you you have a

disability i don't know you have a

disability that doesn't allow you to

just

use words in a more intuitive natural

way and there's nothing wrong with that

but

when it's a source of hostility you know

it i guess it does become a problem

right

okay

so let's be clear

you so this is the article that everyone

uses as an example of dugan being a

fascist right

and and it's literally paradoxically

called fascism borderless and red kind

of sounds like an artistic irony if you

ask me

but

so we read the whole article

so guys did you get anything about a

master race did you get anything about

exterminating inferior peoples did you

get anything about any racialism where

he's talking about sub-humans did you

get anything where he's you know he's

talking about

you know he's he's being anti-semitic or

anything like that did you get anything

in that article that reflects all of the

actual specificities of fascism

historically

he talks about a romantic idealistic

rebellion against the liberal status quo

and the need for it to be socialistic

applied to the russian context

he's and what does he mean by that

in case people think that's too

ambiguous he says well we need it to be

more communal rather than bureaucratic

we need it to be more regionalistic

instead of centralistic

you know

we need it to be more rural more

oriented toward the rural russian

peoples rather than the urban

proletariat

so

even though he's using the word fascism

if you read the article

is it actually fair to equivocate

what dugan means by fascism with fascism

in the real historical sense of the word

if so what are your grounds for that

where in the article does he evince

is there any evidence of that there

isn't okay

now keep in mind that article was

written in 1997

okay

a decade later he comes out with the

fourth political theory the fourth

political theory

makes it very clear

that we cannot just

proceed with kind of you know

somehow trying to synthesize

the german conservative revolution with

communism which is what he meant by that

the third position right he says

we need to come up with a completely new

understanding of politics

according to the russian context

we need a completely new theory of

politics

that is outside of the bounds of western

political modernity

and he makes that explicit now again

because of the institutional liberal

paranoia

that left this american leftist have

they think he's like secretly a nazi

but nazism is not that deep you fucking

idiot it's not that deep

he goes deeper than that it's

they make it seem like nazism is like

you know the iceberg meme you guys know

the iceberg meme

this is how retarded leftists and

liberals are

they think fascism or nazism

is the most deep thing

on the iceberg meme like it's the most

secret occult

vigorously they think it's like the

deepest possible thing

when as far as dugan is concerned

fascism is is on the tip of the iceberg

alongside

the first liberalism and the second

which is his understanding of orthodox

marxism or communism

okay

it's not as deep as you're making it out

to be you just can't be cognizant of the

fact that liberalism is just one

specific form of politics it's not the

end of history it's not the form of the

end of history it's not the final form

of politics it's not the ultimate form

of politics

period okay

and then leftists who just take for

granted liberalism and say oh we need to

push liberalism even further

they they

um

reflexively defend liberalism because

they take liberalism as their premise

so i mean that's what you're dealing

with

so and then okay the other accusation

is dugan is friends with this italian

syncreticist

julius evola guy

and so fucking what

so fucking what

you know heidegger corresponded with the

frankfurt school guys you know the

frankfurt school

people were actual jews they were

actually jewish

didn't heidegger have a literal

relationship with like a jewish

intellectual woman or something

hannah ardent

who is a jew

you know hannah arden she's not

cancelled she's not considered a fucking

nazi

you know hannah arnot the banality of

evil where she considers gnosticism

like you realize when you realize okay i

need i need to explain this to the

fucking retards right because for

whatever reason this new generation of

like left liberal retards don't

understand this there's an implicit

solidarity among intellectuals

where politics is not something that's

gonna

be a barrier as far as your ability to

communicate and even be personally

friends

intellectuals live in a world where

they are guilty only for thought the

thoughts are not bullets thoughts are

not weapons and intellectuals in the

20th century for the most part

had the maturity to like say okay

if our ideas were on the political

battlefield we would be enemies but

since we're just intellectuals hey let's

drink together fuck it let's drink

together let's have fun let's talk

whatever let's be friends

let's hang out let's write letters to

each other that's how it was you can

bitch and moan and cry and whine about

that as much as you want but that was

the reality of european intellectual

life

in the 20th century

i mean i don't know what to tell you

that's actually still the case

for the world outside of america because

america has adopted the cancel culture

of you know this institutional safe

space culture of the university people

who are opposed to each other

politically cannot even interact even if

they're not even political leaders

but to be fair i mean even political

leaders hung out with each other

you know that right did you know that

stalin

shared drinks with

churchill

and fdr did you know that did you know

like they hung out and stuff

did you know did you know even during

the cold war they would hang out did you

know brezhnev

and nixon hung out at the camp david

what is that place called camp david uh

camp david it's just called camp david

you know they hung out right

you know that's how it works

when it comes to individuals

see i have to explain this to retards

having political differences is not

enough to make someone your personal

enemy

now what's even more bafflingly retarded

is the idea that ideological differences

is enough to make someone your personal

enemy but what's even more fucking

stupid than that is the idea that

philosophical differences are enough to

make someone your enemy

what

what

that is insanity

okay so i have to explain this to

american leftists you want to know the

things that are

justifiably things that would make

someone your personal enemy

um if they fucked your wife

or if they beat the shit out of your

little brother or if they stole money

from you or if they were rude to your

fucking grandma or if they you know hit

your mother in the face like those type

of things are what make someone a

personal enemy even in the middle of war

where you're literally firing bullets at

enemy soldiers

it's not personal you know that you know

it's not personal you know oftentimes

soldiers in rare moments

we'll stop

trying to kill each other and just be

like yo let's hang out you know that

happened in world war one all the time

because there's it's not personal it's

not it's political that's not the same

as personal

you're not fighting that soldier because

you hate him personally you're fighting

him because he is a physical obstacle to

your political ends

it's nothing personal it's really not

i it's so crazy how people don't

understand this

i find that insane

i find that really fucking insane you

know

political and ideological differences

are not enough to make someone a fucking

personal enemy that is that is psychotic

that is literally psychosis

people people don't i mean if you if you

think along those lines you'll never

understand anything about history you

just won't

but this is what american leftists do

they're psychos so if they disagree with

you politically or ideologically they

then make it personal and then become

your personal enemy and they don't

realize hey you realize you weren't that

person's enemy till you made it personal

just like with leftists you did not

actually become my enemy thank you

nicholas

you didn't become my enemies until you

started trying to de-platform me that is

personal i chose to pursue this way of

life and you're coming for my fucking

money now yeah that's personal now so

leftists didn't make it personal with me

until they fucking started getting me

banned and reporting me right they also

didn't make it fucking personal

until uh you know

they started trying to dox me and shit

like that right they also didn't make it

personal until they started coming for

my close friends and acquaintances

it's things like that and they also

didn't make it personal

until they started mocking daria's death

which was for me the final nail in the

coffin actually

the final final nail in the coffin

right

but you don't make these things personal

until you make them personal if it's

just political or ideological

differences that doesn't fucking mean

anything on an individual level if we

are going to end up on opposite sides of

an actual battlefield because of our

political and ideological differences so

fucking be it right but that's still not

personal it's just not

like there's nothing about your person

that makes it as such it's it's like

oh i mean trust me i would love to adopt

the view

that my political enemies are my enemies

because there's some inherent thing

about their person like they're a bunch

of fat retards that dispose them to be

my political and ideological enemies

which is actually somewhat true but the

truth is

my political enemies are my enemies

because they because of convenience

because of chance

because of coincidence

but they've become my personal enemies

when they demonstrated to me

that there is a correlation

between having left wing views

and having the most dog shit disgusting

shitty personal character

that's when it was proven to me beyond

any reasonable doubt

that they are my enemies

yeah and they're also ugly and

physically repulsive obviously yeah

they're just like fucking ugly as shit

and that's also not a coincidence and

lysenko-ism explains that

very very well

but in any case

people need to understand

where the political begins and where the

personal

ends okay because apparently there's no

line anymore

between those things which i find

extremely like crazy and psychotic that

there's no line

really there's no line between those

things it's all the same it's one

continuous reality really

in any case

uh

so okay back to this dugan fascism thing

you can exhaust every single one

of the the the points of argumentation

that they use to accuse him of being a

fascist and it will never be enough for

these people because they are disposed

of a pathological form of paranoia in

which they consign fascism and nazism to

the status of metaphysical vitality and

the word metaphysical vitality since the

retards will say that's word salad

basically means

that

that's what they respect as a real and

primal force in politics they recognize

fascism as real and primal and not just

based on some like super structural

ideological copia or whatever they they

see it as a real thing right when in

reality fascism historically is just

when the liberal ruling class and the

ruling elites hire the lump and scum

hired thugs with which to enforce their

arbitrary and dictatorial rule

fascism is a completely internal

phenomena to liberalism historically it

doesn't have its own vital substance

it's vital metaphysical substance that

has to be safeguarded with liberal

institutions

so that's the source of their fucking

paranoia they see fascism in the same

fucking way that a straight heterosexual

man sees a big booty bitch right you see

the primal force of your inner nature

just there that inner primal attraction

like that's real right

that's how liberals see fascism

it's primal it's wild it's real

they respect it with that much

and the only thing safeguarding it is

their institutions

otherwise they're tempted by it

notice every time one of these

degenerate leftist scumbags

decides to turn their back on like the

woke society they just become a fucking

neo-nazi and all these bred two people

are just neo-nazis who became

transgenders or otherwise furries or

some kind of sexual pervert that they

weren't allowed to be while they were

neo-nazis oh thank you bosh

thank you boss now i can be a furry oh

my god thank you vosh now i can be now i

can wear a dress and be a fucking trans

or some shit that's what neo-nazis are

neo-nazis are repressed

sexual

deviants

who were tempted by breadtube's promise

that oh yeah you can be that

while maintaining the punk rock edginess

of being a neo-nazi

that literally true

literally true

and and you can take a poll like look at

that contra points look at all of them

they're all fucking former neo-nazis

they're all fucking former nazis and

they have the gall to accuse us of being

fascists

talking about alan d benoist

not evil i'll talk about both talking

about both

honestly i am not

so intellectual fascism

is not something i'm intimidated by to

the point where i'm gonna be like oh my

like that's not like like oh if you're

intellectually a fascist you should be

killed what

intellectual fascists to me

are just

pretty much like

in the same category as utopian

socialists they're in the same category

as all of the like non-marxist

socialists

who are trying to foment a critique of

the current order okay

whether they succeed in doing so doesn't

matter

when i use the word fascism i'm not

talking about like people who like

julius evola or alan de benoist and all

these like european intellectuals of the

new right

i'm talking about a real world

historical material phenomena where the

liberal state suspends the rule of law

and uses hired lumpen thugs and

mercenaries to enforce the violent

dictatorship

of the imperialist ruling class

i'm not actually talking see

there's no reason i'm gonna bring it up

right

for all the leftist retards

dimitrov

because this is dimitrov

by the way is regularly cited

who was cited recently by shoigu shoigu

cited dimitrov in describing the

ukrainian nazis

so okay it's good because a lot of

people are also trying to be like oh

fascism is small businesses and shit so

dimitrov makes this very clear

all right

fascism is not

standing above the classes

it's not the revolt of the petty

bourgeoisie which twitter retards are

trying to say

fascism is not a power or the power of

the petty bourgeoisie or even the lump

in proletariat or finance capital

fascism is the power finance power sorry

finite fascism is the power of finance

capital

it is the organization of terrorist

vengeance against the working class and

the revolutionary section of the

peasantry this needs to be highlighted

in foreign policy it's the jingoism in

its most brutal form

and bestial hatred of other nations

so the exact definition that dimitrov

produces where the common turn produces

is this

there it is here it is

okay this is the definition this is the

marxist definition of fascism

so this is what we mean okay

here it is

okay this is this is what i was looking

for right

so when haas uses the word fascism

this is what has means all right

so

this is what was in new york because i'm

an orthodox i'm like almost like a

catholic holy shit right

i believe in institutional definitions

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so this is the definition

arbitrated by the 13th plenum of the

executive committee of the communist

international the common term okay so

this is the official

communist definition of fascism ready

is the open terrorist dictatorship of

the most reactionary most chauvinistic

and most imperialist elements of finance

capital

that is what fascism means to us

as far as the european new right is

concerned as far as intellectuals who

are calling themselves fascists

or you know they're into julius evola

and are using the word fascism or or p

the third way theorists

you know

all of those people right

unless they can be materially situated

in the context

of

being

funded by

or

aligning themselves with in material

reality

the ruling imperialist

bourgeoisie the financial

imperialist bourgeoisie in some kind of

way geopolitically or even in terms of

the domestic politics of the country

there is no meaning of anti-fascism in

relation to them none you're just a

fucking clown

again

as far as it's if they if you j like for

example

now now you can correct me if i'm wrong

right but you have that italian casa

pound right

and casa pound has a lot of

anti-immigrant chauvinism

which obviously should be opposed it's a

bunch of thuggery it's kind of lumping

thuggery right

but what does anti-fascism mean in

relation to them are they actually

aligned with the financial capitalist

ruling class in italy maybe they are i

don't know i'm not educated enough but

if they're not what meaning does

anti-fascism have in relation to them

none because materially speaking

they are not a material expression of

fascism they are a material expression

of a kind of you know reactionary

socialism chauvinism which was obviously

it's that's a pre-fascist phenomenon

okay anti-immigrant violence predated

fascism by a long time chauvinism

predated fascism by a long time

but

you know

fascism does not have any meaning

when people say oh i'm glad that fascist

is dead

are you talking about fascism as it's

actually relevant

to marxists and communists

or are you talking about someone who

espoused an ideological worldview

that

believes fascism was the answer

because if it's just an ideological

worldview

you have crossed the boundary of

humanity

by wishing death upon them period

i can sit down

and hang out with someone

who is just an intellectual

you know far rightist or whatever i

don't have a fucking problem with that

politically speaking i want to fight

real material fascism

which by the way fascists disagree with

me about when i tell actual people

calling themselves fascists hey nazi

germany and italy

was just the rule of like you know

finance capital they don't even agree

with that

so from my perspective they just have a

wrong view of what fascism was

historically which means they're not my

political enemy they just as far as i'm

concerned misunderstood history and

maybe they think the same thing about me

but that's not enough to make them my

enemy

and vice versa i would hope right

now if we got to the point where we have

an open azovite dictatorship

now fascism has meaning okay so for

example if you're living in ukraine yeah

fascism has meaning you know what

fascism is in ukraine you know what

nazism is in ukraine it's those fucking

azovite pigs

who are terrorizing the people of the

dawn bass in eastern ukraine suddenly

fascism actually has a meaning

yeah it's those as of guys you know the

azov guys

who are aligned with the globalists and

are aligned with the

imperialist bourgeoisie and are used by

them as these extra-legal hired thugs

of the european liberal project

yeah that's that's who they are they're

they're here killing us they're here

burning us they're here murdering us

they're here terrorizing us there they

are they're real it's a real thing

that's not an abstraction that's not a

set of intellectual ideas it's a real

fucking thing

so that's that's so anti-fascism in

reality means fighting them right

but

hold on

but leftists told us the opposite is

true leftists are the ones that told us

actually the opposite is true we can

actually ally with real fascism

in the name of

fighting some hypothetically ideological

abstract fascism that has none of the

material expressions and manifestations

of fascism

but you know has the wrong views about

trans people

and that's enough to make me ally with

neo-nazis

because actually russia is the real

fascist because they're outside of

european

liberal civilization that makes you a

fascist by the way

i mean that's the fucking insanity

we're now living in

that is the fucking insanity of our

situation

anyway expect a video on this it's going

to condense all of these points into a

much shorter format you don't have to

worry about clipping any of this i'm

going to make a video on this

but you're not going to get through the

liberals but i want you to use this

video as a resource

to get through to ordinary people

if you know they need to like oh you

have you heard dugan's a fascist watch

this video

a normal person

okay i understand now a leftist

you're not going to get through them

because they're mentally retarded you're

not going to get through them right

so understand who it's for

and who it's not for

all right

um

mike issue

i don't see a mic issue okay

now i have some

really bad news to report

and when i say really bad i mean really

really bad news okay

well actually this before the bad news i

want to give you

this

right

and you're not going to believe this

shit

you are not going to believe this shit

so i'm going to show you a website

this website

is

aligned with the azov battalion

langley virginia

and

warsaw

and it's a kill list this is a kill list

okay

it's a kill list used by the azov

terrorists to kill political opponents

and american citizens are on this kill

list now why am i giving this to you who

cares right it's just just a kill list

by the azov terrorists what's

significant about it well recently

something's been uncovered

this website is being hosted by nato

look at this

you see dot nato cdn right here

the website is being hosted by nato

natocdn.net

so it's a kill list

being hosted by nato

but this isn't a military kill list by

the way it's a civilian kill list now to

get some insight into the hitler right

mind of the 21st century

the fat retard dylan burns has confirmed

that

having a different view on the narrative

surrounding the events in ukraine

is actually enough whether you're an

american citizen

whether you're a non-combatant

to warrant and justify you being

murdered extra

judicially

without trial i mean

the rules of international law don't

apply war crimes or don't exist anymore

which is funny because he said denying

work

so this is dylan burns dylan burns says

denying war crimes is enough for your

murder to be justified but then dylan

burns does a fat retard 180 and he goes

don't even exist anymore we're not even

gonna follow the rules

why does it matter

if a war crime is even being committed

when you don't even believe

in any laws of war in the first place

you realize killing non-combatants

because of their ideas

and their beliefs

is a war crime you fat retard you

realize that right

anyway

i mean it's crazy people

don't know that but yeah it's a thing

right

so

so the kill list so it's a civilian kill

list right and

hold your breath because you're going to

be fucking shocked to see

the kinds of people that are on the kill

list you just see how deep this goes

right

so it says liquidated

uh

the russian ambassador to the u.n or

whatever the spokesman to the u.n

shared this with the press

see a blogger was killed in cursing this

was a blogger this wasn't an enemy

combatant it wasn't a soldier it was a

blogger

shot and killed

liquidated

right car bomb has killed the

pro-russian mayor of an occupied village

not a war crime according to the uh

people who are fucking

telling us that your views on alleged

war crimes determines whether you have

the right to live or not

whether you can be executed extra

judicially and illegally is determined

by what your views on alleged war crimes

is

but war crimes don't even exist anymore

don't even apply because you know you

can just kill whoever right

i wonder huh

so i'm thinking about something what if

the russians had the same view

how would that fair so hypothetically if

russians didn't believe in them either

and thought that journalists

were fair game or internet influencers

were fair game

what would the russians do to um

people like that who traveled to ukraine

what fate would await them

who knows right

i would hope that the russians don't

share that view

if i was someone going to ukraine

and who is espousing the view that we

should be able to murder civilians

because of their ideological views and

that all the rules of law

should be suspended

now check this out

founder of the schiller institute helga

zeplaroush

and harley

schlanger are on the kill list

so helga

as far as i know lives in germany i'm

not sure and i think she's an american

citizen actually

and i'm quite certain that harley is an

american citizen

these are two american citizens

who are on a kill list

hosted by nato

if you haven't fathomed the significance

of that let me explain it to you

so are you an american are you skeptical

of how the mainstream media is

presenting the events in ukraine

well congratulations you are now

eligible

for being listed

on a civilian kill list which means

your the green light is being given to

murder you by the people we are funding

with our fucking tax dollars

even if you're an american citizen so

you're a hard-working american citizen

and you pay your taxes your tax money is

going to people who feel like they can

put you

american citizen

on a civilian kill list

because you espouse skepticism of the

narrative around the ukraine war

how does that make you feel as an

american as a working american who pays

fucking taxes to the government

they're using your tax money to equip

terrorists with bombs and weapons with

which to potentially murder you

because you disagree with the mainstream

media's presentation

of the ukraine war

hey guys who are the fascists

who are the fascists

who are the fascists here we are being

spoon fed

that fascism is the scariest thing in

the world it's the worst thing in the

world

so

so you're telling me

the people who put civilians on

murderless

because they have views that deviate

from the powers that be

are not fascists or nazis

but traditionalists

who believe in religious mysticism

and

you know believe in some form of

populistic whatever that's fascism

can am i getting this correctly

so religious people christians are

fascists like major retailer green

christians are fascists

but people who actually murder you

because

and they openly sanction murdering you

because you disagree

with the presentation of events in

ukraine

are not fascists

can anyone make sense of that for me can

anyone explain how that makes sense can

anyone make sense of that

how the fuck does that make sense

can you stop using fascism as synonymous

with terrorists it's annoying af

okay you well you may not like it but

historically that's what fascism was

associated with

it was associated with a form of state

backed terrorism

where you just get murdered

for disagreeing with the ruling class

openly

i mean i'm just i'm just fucking baffled

at the insanity i mean fashion it's like

the friend enemy distinction today is

fascist or not right clip whatever thank

you paperwork and spread it far and wide

the friend enemy

and conservatives the friend enemy

distinction today is fascism right if

you call someone a fascist that's a

license to kill you can murder them now

right

but what is the actual content of

fascism no really ask them what is the

actual content of fascism and don't

fucking tell me it's just invading a

country because by that metric every

single fucking person who supported the

iraq war not only the architects of the

iraq war but every single person who

possessed positive views of the iraq war

can now be murdered and called a fascist

and i know you don't believe that you

liberal piece of shit because a lot of

you even defend the iraq war so i know

you don't fucking believe that yourself

so please explain to me what the content

of this fascism you're telling us is

enough to kill someone over actually is

is it the experience in nazi germany and

italy

okay

what resembles that the most today

because i'm pretty sure it's to you i'm

pretty sure the ukrainian as of

battalion resembles the way the actual

nazis behaved

more than russia is today russia's not

exterminating anyone

azov is the one calling for the

extermination of russians and asiatics

and jews from ukraine

not not russia russia believes in an

inclusive kind of kojivayan empire

where differences can be respected and

acknowledged through mutual recognition

and a common civilization just like the

chinese so please explain to me what the

content the content of the fascism is

that you're saying is enough to fucking

kill someone over because as far as i'm

concerned in terms of content the people

that are advocating that we should

compile civilian kill lists and murder

people because they disagree with our

narrative of events

i'm pretty sure in content

that's worse

than what the people you're accusing of

fascists are saying if someone says some

shit like

oh i'm against immigration

and you know i i'm against fucking the

lgbt movement

i mean you're such a fucking narcissist

that your preferences as far as who you

want to fuck

and how you identify sexually are enough

to you're putting that over like you're

saying it's worse for someone to be

homophobic or transphobic or whatever

the fuck

than to advocate murdering people for

having differing views

you're saying

that someone who is prejudiced against

sexual minorities and furries

that's worse than advocating to murder

people for having different views

because that we're asking you for the

content right you're saying oh they

should be murdered because they're a

fascist all right what's the content of

their fascism materially what is the

content of their fascism

because the content of your ideology and

your behavior is advocating for fucking

killing people

and you're doing it

and you're celebrating it like a fucking

wild animal you're celebrating it you're

celebrating it like a fucking wild

animal

so what is worse in content please

explain to me we're being fucking mean

to you on twitter and that's worth us

being fucking killed

but we're actually fucking killing

people and bragging about it but who is

fucking worse for humanity who the fuck

is actually worse for humanity paradox

of intolerance regarding

thank you johnny

it's insanity it's it's fucking

mind-blowing

we are i just want everyone to know

we are not just complaining about this

we're taking note of it

now you can call me delusional

you can call me delusional

that's fine

but i believe maybe there's a five

percent chance

that infrared

maybe becomes something bigger or comes

to influence something that's going to

be bigger than just these streams

that i hope that's what i'm gonna work

toward right

and i'm putting it just in terms of what

i think is destiny

five percent i think that's fair right

there's at least a five percent fighting

chance and i'm going to dedicate my life

to that five percent fighting chance

that this becomes something more than

just streams

okay

and if it does

you are defining how we're gonna treat

you

i want you to remember that we will not

forget any of this

you are defining

the context

not us you

so that's high progressive if anyone

isn't familiar high progressive is a

pedophile

they're a known pedophile and a sexual

predator

if anyone isn't familiar with that and

the more i grow as a streamer i'm going

to spread that message

it's a known pedophile from twitter

a known cigarette

as well

smoking gun evidence of being a

pedophile

i wonder how we would treat thai

progressive

i wonder how you guys would treat him

he wants you dead he wants to kill you

wants to murder you

so remember that

not only you but your family

we didn't start anything

we didn't start anything

we ask no compassion from you and we

have none we have none for you

none

thank you johnny appreciate you hi

progressive gets 100 years in the bering

strait i'm not joking btw

i don't think we we will have to do

anything i think america is going to get

it really fucking ugly

in the years to come

really fucking ugly

it's not going to be good for these

lefties and these antifa people

it's just not

again

understand the logistics

there are small minority

the leftists

and you have a

and even if they're not a small minority

politically speaking who are the people

that are armed

the most heavily armed matter of fact

the more armed you are

the more politically speaking

you're going to be anti-leftist and

anti-antifa

and that is a fact

and for all the people saying oh well at

least we have the military-industrial

complex on our side all power comes from

the people at the end of the day

and even if the state is weaponized

against you we're not going to defend

you

in any capacity

but we will be there to uh

remind you

why you're deserving of no sympathy

there is no circumstance in which

we will ever help them

or cooperate with them in any capacity

but we will cooperate with conservatives

we will never be animals ourselves

we are always going to be

law abiding citizens

but our first amendment

is much broader than you'd think it is

as far as our ability to make life a

living hell

for people just over the internet is

concerned is immense

but we will always be

law abiding citizens

we are not animals like them

but in the event of the collapse of the

state

what would the law even mean anymore

it's gonna get dark

it's gonna get dark and the backlash is

coming the backlash is coming i mean

people are coming for the kids of the

people of the backlash is going to be

fucking ugly

but uh

i'm personally not worried

about anything

i mean i've just shown you they have a

they have literal civilian kill lists

with american citizens on them

if that's not enough to convince you

that there's going to be an ugly fucking

backlash i don't know what would

also many of you thank you so much

voidberg peep my hype had it in original

content i even got a bass trump

supporter guy to say it was awesome i

know you'll appreciate it

where is it

thank you destiny's crack dealer where's

it at send it to me we'll watch it right

now on stream just send it to me

let me check it out

i'm so glad like i don't have to give a

fuck about twitch tos i can just watch

whatever

let's check this out

voidburn is there dmca music in this

is there any dmca because uh

that hurts the algorithm

a lot

the music is copyright alright i'm gonna

watch it and mute it

at least we'll see the visuals thank you

so much dark appreciate you man

thank you so much all right we'll be

able to see the visuals but we're not

gonna sear the audio so let's check it

out

that's sick

super sick

super cool

good edit

by the way a lot of you guys were kind

of undecided about ben noor and i know

these are old tweets but they're worth

your consideration so check them out

check these out

dear defenders of assad gaddafi saddam

the world is not binary you can oppose

brutal dictators and western imperialism

western asides

he's literally citing the open society

foundation 2 2013 report

what

the anti-imperialist nations of iran

syria and liberal are participating

china's oppression of oyger ethnic group

relies on mechanisms typical of colonial

control

wow

thank you so much jackson for the raid

appreciate you man thank you

i mean that

that's pretty airtight evidence that

speaks for itself if i'm being honest

what else is there to say

there's really not much else to say and

i was there

not much else

quite conclusive if you ask me that ben

norton is a shitlib

which you've already probably

known by now right you probably not only

is he a shit live by the way he's a bad

person he's literally personally

speaking a bad person

but you know he's a shitlib

beyond any threshold of a doubt he has

no anti-imperialist credentials at all

now that's something you know

with absolute certainty

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right okay i want to react to a video

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to lighten the mood because

actually give me a second

i want to lighten the mood a little bit

because there's a funny video i want to

react to

all right fuck it we'll just react to it

check this out

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i believe in adhering to the core

pillars of islam in the morning before

suhur i do the fajar prayer whilst

prostrating myself in the air

i can do a thousand now

in the shower i perform gusel to be

clean for the next prayer

this is done because i've broken my fast

with masturbation during wudu i apply an

spf 300 sun lotion to protect from the

desert sun afterwards i always use a

south asian nude with little or no

alcohol

what is that alcohol is haram there is

an idea of a patrick ibn ba ottoman some

kind of abstraction but there is no real

me only a video idea that might be funny

a texture speech satire that anxiously

borders on insensitive parody but

hopefully doesn't cross that line

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good

morning do you think

look at this

are those vapes

are those vapes the fuck is that where

are those

that is really nice what do you think

nice

jesus

that is really super how did nitwit like

you get so tasteful

i can't believe that bryce prefers van

patten's vape to

johnny thank you so much man appreciate

you

holy fuck thank you man

appreciate it

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there's something so cannibalistic about

reacting to content

on youtube

while streaming on youtube

it's kind of uncomfortably

cannibalistic you know

actually there is something i want to

react to

and it's the youtube racism allegations

which is like apparently this big

fucking thing so i'm going to react to

that i'm going to see what's going on

with that

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yeah i i don't get this is it is it like

they are vapes big among arabs or some

shit i don't i mean

they are

like uh

in dearborn but like they're big among

but not not in like a unique way like

they're big among everyone you know i

don't get this

one are arabs still using vapes because

i know they're not being used no more so

they're still using vapes

they're still using those damn vapes huh

i have a

raspberry blueberry

i have

banana sour cream

do you want to try my vape

it tastes good fruit loop

good fruit look

fruit salad vape

i have banana nut cream

i have the

blackberry blueberries uh

we have the mango juice one it's very

sweet very good

very sweet very sweet

very sweet like my habit very sweet

i have the blackberry one i have the

blueberry one i sit down i have so shy i

need to have zahuka with me

but it is good very sweet like mango

juice

mango juice just like my habit very

sweet

come to think of it even hookahs are

fucking flavored right

but scum it tastes good it's good it's

good it's good

see arabs don't like acquired taste they

don't believe in acquired fuck man

they don't believe in acquired taste

right

they just believe in uh

where the fuck were we

right here

they don't believe in acquired taste

they just believe in fucking anything it

has to taste good

biscombe it is fruit fruit is good fruit

is good fruit

the mango juice

has a mango juice

it's a banana

i have the orange lemonade

citrus fruit

very good

very good

tobacco and hookah bar is a strong

tobacco it is

it is

i love wake up this is a taste it tastes

good see i'm not like that i'm i i've

become

i've i've been assimilated to the white

culture so i believe in acquired tastes

you know what i am

i'm not a white guy

i'm a old-fashioned

white american male which means

see

in many ways i assimilate it to white

culture

but not the white culture of my

generation but like old

cowboy american

white culture like for example

acquired taste like i forced myself

to i forced myself to like oh yeah

i'm not gonna when i when i used to

drink for example that's not like oh i

i'll have the um the strawberry banana

split daiquiri

no i don't do that right i just straight

whiskey appreciate straight whiskey

straight squatch scotch whatever yeah

that john wayne kind of thing

acquired taste harsh

harshness you know what i mean that's

what i fucking adopted

scotch and fucking whiskey and shit like

that

and uh

i've tried moonshine before i'm not

gonna lie and that shit is f

fucking rancid

um

i don't drink anymore either but i used

to like when i was in high school

when i was in high school because i was

a rebellious

child right so i used to drink

and then tobacco you know

i wouldn't fucking smoke

fucking flavored vapes

i would smoke tobacco okay and i would

acquire the taste of cigars and even

fucking cigarettes and shit

not fucking here to acquire tastes i

mean i'm not here to fucking just

eat froot loops for the rest of my

fucking life you know

girls have it right on alcohol

now that's a huge woman l one of the

biggest woman elves is their fucking

retarded ass fucking alcohol

taste they're like oh my god i'm gonna

like make my alcohol taste like fruit

juice and then i'm like drink so much

and i'm gonna be so drunk and i'm so

cute

and you're so fucking annoying and

retarded because you have no way of

fucking measuring your alcohol intake

naturally because you made it fucking

taste like capri sun and then you're

fucking vomiting on my fucking car

in my fucking apartment on my carpet

you are mentally retarded and fucking

annoying

misogynistic has unleashed

unleashed

oh my god it sounds good no it's it's

not cute when you don't know how to

place your alcohol intake

and you become annoyingly fucking drunk

it's not cute

there's nothing cute about that there's

a matter of fact

women drinking is the most unattractive

thing in the world i said it there you

go i said it

women drinking is unattractive

it's actually gross

i'm drunk ah shh the fuck up you know

what

just stop just stop

just go home

you're making a mess of yourself it's an

embarrassment your father's embarrassed

your mother's embarrassed even i'm

embarrassed for you okay

especially

when they just lack self-control and

they're like all over the floor on the

ground and shit all doing all this

cringe i just oh my god just stop just

stop stop drinking

anyone drunk is annoying no i'll give

you an example okay stalin

could drink

he could drink so much and he would

never lose composure

some men can drink

and not lose their composure i have yet

to meet one woman you know what

i have yet to meet one woman who can be

composed after drinking we just act

normally okay they drank and they're not

being a fucking annoying attention

seeking

like

just fucking like crazy person

that's a fact

that's a fact

woman should not be allowed to drink

they should be banned from alcohol

should not be allowed to drink

and and men who can't control themselves

should also be banned and also be have

their gender change to women if you're a

man who can't fucking control yourself

when you drink

you are now a woman you lost your

manhood gender

and you should also and therefore you're

banned from drinking

so men are allowed to drink but if you

act like a woman when you drink you

should become a woman

legally which would prohibit you from

consumption of alcohol and that's what i

believe

the tasteful thickness of it

oh my god

it even has a screen

foreign

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lucky jew bastard

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oh fuck i forgot you guys want to do the

patron tonight patreon tonight or you

want me to do it tomorrow

i'm going to want me to do i want to

have a fun night tonight and just save

the patreon for tomorrow you want me to

do the patreon tonight

which one

because i forgot to do it tonight

want me to do it tonight

one night yeah i do tomorrow let's just

fucking let's just do good old twitch

day fun

stuff

we don't have to do the fucking patreon

yeah and i'm going to watch the andrew

tate meet canyon i want to watch that

too

bad

i don't want to leave anything out here

i ate some of their brains

i'm not sure

if social democracy looked like rania

khalek would you make the ideological

switch

yeah i would make the fucking switch

to a direct form of islamic

fundamentalism

i would make the fucking switch

to the fucking

to a literal wahhabi fucking sharia law

anti-sock them fucking fanaticism okay

so there's my answer by the way fuck

rania khalik by the way

and guys you know rania khalek runs the

fucking carl badger account yeah i'm

putting it out there did you know that

did you know it's a collective carl

badger is not one person and rania

khalik helps run that fucking account

did you know that

carl badger

no rania's uh cringe as fuck and she's

aligned with ben norton

and she started a good series with

people from actual china you're saying

that like that's so

like you're saying that's like an

achievement you know china has like over

a billion people

oh my god people from actual

you mean like half of the infrared

fucking mod team shut the fuck up dude

i'm gonna get away with it this time

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kw

i liked it that was really good

but what if i told you i watched it

beforehand

alright now i want to watch youtube

racism

and favoritism

all right let's sit back

and uh

watch the racism

apparently we're like a really racist

community that's what i've heard

i'm gonna try my best i i heard that

i've heard it from white liberals they

say that we're a very racist community

uh that's what the white liberals say

very racist

by the way

always weaponize identity politics

against the lgbtq community so if a

fucking lgbtq

plus

artisan comes at you call them a fucking

racist and call them white make sure to

always emphasize they are white because

this is how you defeat wokeness you

twist them into a fucking pretzel

always twist the ropes into a fucking

pretzel if they ever come at you make

sure you call them white white white

white white white it's their fucking

achilles heel

um

you're white shut the fuck up bitch

just like the pat sock moment fat retard

who runs bad sock moments and calls

themselves faith law gendered call them

white

make sure to call them white always

emphasize they're white

articulate this video

as thoroughly

as plainly as eloquently as possible i

don't want there to be any

lost kind the way we protect ourselves

because we are against the lgbt movement

and the way we're going to protect

ourselves is by weaponizing

our non-white identities and that will

protect us

it will protect us

fuck the lgbtq and if you disagree

you're a fucking white supremacist suck

my literal fucking

lebanese brown cock

context i don't want to just look like

i'm coming out of nowhere having a

temper tantrum because these things are

happening the allegations i am levying

towards youtube are extremely serious

and i'm taking this video extremely

seriously

youtube

you guys either play favorites

you are racist by the way i don't know

whose guy is i've never heard of them

ever

or

it's a mix of the two

these are the three options youtube

which one is it here's my

proof i've been doing youtube a long

time okay

i never want to be that guy oh it's

because i'm black all these issues are

happening because i'm black

there have been certain situations that

i looked at kind of funny i said hmm

it could be because of that but nah i

ain't gonna i'm not trying to press that

i don't want to build that narrative

around my my youtube channel this time

i can no longer let it slide this is the

situation august 18th i uploaded the

mortuary assistant a lot of you would

know it got age restricted because the

following video i did i let you guys

know we got her age restricted youtube

didn't tell me why

i saw that all these other youtubers

were playing the mortuary assistant and

only my video seemed to be age

restricted and i looked for like an hour

two hours i was scrolling all different

types of people's video

no one else's was age restricted they

you know what twitch does the same way

which was the most discriminatory

against me

circa

jedeon slicker

all of the non-whites on twitch were

targeted

and we just took it we didn't even make

it we didn't we couldn't do anything

we're gonna do nothing right

so we just uh

we just took that on the chin

yes

we were so fucked they were so biased

against us

this is a racist ass

fucking big tech nerds in silicon valley

with glasses and they see a dude talk

like me or zerk or slicker

it's just instinctual racism

um

and that is uh

very disturbing i don't like your you i

don't like your vocabulary and your

non-politically correct ways that is

really bad and we are going to go extra

hard on you to censor you and prevent

you from being partner and do everything

in our power to remove your harmful

toxic influence

so i appealed the restriction um hey

guys i'm i'm not sure why mine got age

restricted could you look into this

appeal rejected

they doubled down the policy team said

no corey

um

also

a lot of people ask coz does racism

bother you

run with the truth

i personally this is my experience

and maybe you could say oh that's

because you're white passing it is in

some ways i find racism endearing right

because

because i'm racially ambiguous like i'm

just foreign looking or whatever and

then when someone's like you're a brown

lebanese era and just like you got me

so i like it i don't know i find it

endearing um

i find it funny charming

and endearing cute i think it's cute

when people are racist against me i find

it cute

because the truth is

whatever you think of me racially in a

bad way

i'm way worse every bad stereotype of

arabs does apply to me

way worse than you can even imagine

every racial view you have of me

you're not racist enough you're not

racist enough it doesn't matter what you

do you

you don't you don't have the imagination

to be racist enough towards me that's

the truth

you could not be racist enough toward me

that's the truth because you're limited

you don't even know the truth you don't

even know how bad i am

you know

your video is restricted

for good reason we're not going to tell

you why but it's restricted that's our

final decision i said hmm okay i get

with my youtube rep i sent him an email

hey could you look at this this is some

weird stuff going on

only my video got age restricted my

youtube rep who isn't on the policy team

he looked at my video and he said hey it

could possibly be this part at the end

where the woman was battling some

depression and i'm just going to leave

it there lest this video also get age

restricted just because i'm talking

about it so i looked at that part

the first thing i did was try to find

other youtubers who had that part or at

least a part similar now markiplier i

don't know if you'll ever see this but i

just want you to know i have a lot of

respect for you and i

didn't mean to drag you in to the middle

of this your channel just has happens to

be a great reference point because a

you're really big youtuber and b you're

not black so i can look at your channel

and then i can look at my channel or

look at it

as a white man i really empathize with

where he's coming from because as many

of you know i'm actually okay the gig is

up

the gig is up

the gig is up

i

have been pretending to be an

arab

i'm actually a white man i'm actually a

white boy

i'm not actually arabic

i am

william

wellington

ii

my name is william wellington ii i am

from a long generation of

american

businessmen

who originate in

york

in

new york and new england

and my family immigrated over here from

the netherlands

in the 1600s

and i am actually white

and i've been concealing my identity for

so long because i understand the woke

environment

is very much inhospitable to the ability

for

a white male such as myself to make it

so i decided to pull some affirmative

action and pretend to be an arabian

lebanese male and i chose lebanese

because they are the whitest of all

arabs and therefore i could fit in the

best pretending to be an arab now you're

you may be asking why did you not

pretend to be latino well in that case i

would have to speak spanish which i do

not

but i do speak some arabic because of my

fascination and love of the movie

lawrence of arabia

and it has prompted me to pick up some

arabic courses

and i did try to flirt with a quite

voluptuous arabian woman

in my class however

she was swiftly

taken aback by my white

non-muslim background

and she rejected me

so part of the reason i have pretended

to be arabic for so long as a white male

is i hope to one day woo

an

arabic woman

and deceive her into believing i am

actually an arab man but indeed i am

actually white

the leftists on twitter are correct i am

white

you can stop calling me haas now i am

william wellington ii

and i am a white man

and i am not ashamed of it

i will no longer be silenced or bullied

or coerced into concealing my white

identity because i have nothing to be

ashamed of i come from a proud family of

fishermen from the netherlands who have

been in this country for a very long

time and i'm sick of having to pander to

identity politics and pretend to be an

arabian male and i will cease doing so i

am a white man

at anyone else's channel and make sure

that

the things in the games that you play

all that they're enforcing the rules

equally to everybody so i go to

markiplier's mortuary assistant part

three and he had

the same situation going on huh

really sounds like he's in a pickle

and his video wasn't age restricted so i

send the video to my youtube rep i say

hey um

markiplier has this situation in his

video

um

i understand that many consider me

uncool so i will try to be a cool chapel

white boy going forward

um

hey guys what's up

you guys listen to blade

you guys listen to blade

you guys listen to like this punk rock

band

dude i really don't understand dude

like dude

dude

like

he like tried to basically like come to

our party and we're like who the fuck

even invited you man

dude huh you cool dude

log off and touch some grass dude

are you cool you don't seem cool to me

dude

you don't seem cool to me dude

my mans is out here

completely missing the point

the entire reason

huh

can it's like a really big critique of

capitalism dude capitalism sucks dude i

hate capitalism man

freaking capitalism dude

yeah i listen to chapel and

but his is an age restricted could you

send that to the policy team and see

what they say about that

he said wow corey uh that's some astute

detective work let me uh send this to

them and see what they say

what do you think happened after that

i'll give you a second

they came back

and they removed my age restriction they

took it off after they already rejected

my appeal

i send them the clip of markiplier's

video that has the same thing and they

removed it

now my youtube rep he was excited he was

oh great this is awesome look corey they

took the

do you know why people like me people

like zurich don't speak out against

racism when it affects us

because as immigrants we don't even feel

like

we feel like we should like we don't

even feel like this is ours you know

what i mean like with who are we to

speak out

we're not even supposed to be here you

know we're lucky to even be here

so we just keep our head down we just

like okay

that ain't mine i'm just here to make my

money and

i'm just here to hustle you know i mean

i'm not here to be a part of a community

i'm not part of the youtube community if

youtube was racist against me

i'd just be like okay

is what it is

is a cold world we live in brutal world

i'm just going to keep moving along and

find another hustle because

you know what i mean

they'll deport me

restriction off

i said why

i expected them to triple down and give

markiplier an age restriction too

but they looked at mark's video

and they used that to verify my

innocence

so i send my youtube rep a lengthy email

detailing my feelings about yeah i mean

i i couldn't do this

i don't know who are you who am i to say

i'm a white boy right but i'm just

saying

in general this is really a lot

i wouldn't even send this to twitch to

unban me

this is a lot i would i would i would do

this this sentence and then i'd say

yours i'd say regards haas but i don't

this is so much i would not do this

about the entire situation

feeling like there was some favoritism

at play there was either that or some

racism at play and that i would like to

sit down with the policy team and figure

out why my video was flagged in the

first place

actually number one was it automated or

was it a human

that age restricted it in the first

place

number two who was the human

imagine if you found out about the mod

that physically manually

banned you from a platform

yikes i'm going to show them off fuck

reviewer because it's a human reviewer

once you send submit an appeal who was

the human reviewer

that doubled down and rejected my appeal

number three why did it take

markiplier's clip in order for them to

reverse the decision my youtube rep gets

back with me he wants to hop on a call

we get on the phone

um for about 10-15 minutes and i tell

him i've been feeling like this for a

long time i've been feeling like every

single time that i come back to youtube

i'm number one trending for a few days

and then they find some arbitrary issue

they nitpick and they try and find

something that they can incriminate me

for and try to push me down you don't

believe me what happened the last time i

came back and i was number one you know

it's kind of crazy

that's true though isn't it

the only black influencer that's like at

the top is ksi

who else maybe i'm wrong

like everybody else they seem to try and

push down

like

jideon

and they try to push everybody down

think about it

it's just ksi

only ksi is allowed to be at the top

nobody else

one training for like a week they

copyright strike me for a video that was

in 2000 like i've never even heard of

this guy and he's got like 15 million

views

oh yeah and marquise brownie

that guy too

oh yeah

yeah the that guy

you know what can i just say something

fuck marquis brownie i'm just kidding

i'm just kidding it's a joke it's a joke

but

i just feel like that dude's biased i

feel like marquis is fucking biased i

feel like he's bought out by the

corporations and the mainstream media

i'm just going to say it i think marquis

is illuminati that's what i think

i really think marquis says i'm going to

start youtube drama youtube be fucking i

don't give a fuck marquise is illuminati

that dude only defends apple he fucking

everything apple everything disney

everything the mainstream corporations

the like the mainstream shit

the approved shit tesla all this bro

this dude is fucking illuminati 1 000.

or something like that why don't these

issues ever crop up when i'm not up

i feel like starting beef with marquis

brownie

i don't fucking trust that guy every

fucking review he does he just fucking

i feel like he's not telling the truth i

feel like he's

serving an agenda

floating i mean i'm not on youtube like

nine months out of the year nothing ever

happens until i come back and i start

uploading again and i'm getting my

numbers they're climbing they're

exploding i'm number one trending and

then they're like hey we need to stop

him we need to hey this black man he's

getting too many views he's getting too

much exposure too much activity hold

that thought let's get back to the

current situation so my youtube rep

assures me he's going to continue this

dialogue with the policy team and try to

get some answers to those three should i

do a video that should i do a hate

stream just for marquis brownie i'll put

him in the thumbnail say marquise

brownies

i should start doing that

i should start getting a foot

and the thing is

it's going to get in the algorithm it's

going to get at least 10 000 views which

is going to put it in the algorithm and

it's going to make people curious like

why is there a hater on marquis brownie

why doesn't dude

why is there drama involving him

there's a marquis browning hater

and i feel like i can get it to 100k

views

if i make a fucking

video

if i make a hit piece against marquis

brownie i have enough clout to boost it

enough in the algorithm

to make people curious about what it is

even about and i

i'm

i really feel like i should

i wanna i'm it's not gonna be a stream

i'm gonna make a video edited video just

roasting the shit out of him exposing

him

breaking down all of his lies

and it's gonna be a lot of passion and a

lot of anger it's gonna be like 25

minutes long it's gonna be fucking just

eviscerating him like i'm gonna play

clips of him where he's like oh and i

would say super fuck up bitch you're a

fucking liar and a thought

and then he's gonna be like actually the

iphone is really resilient and i'm gonna

say start a bitch right after like a

really fucking harsh cut

straight back to me it's gonna be such a

fucking brutal ass fucking video that

dude is not gonna see it coming he is

not gonna see you coming

that dude is not gonna see it coming i

swear to god he's not he's gonna wake

that dude's you know what

i bet marquis brownie has never had a

fucking hater in his life

well now he is

i bet that dude has never had a hater in

his whole fucking life

i bet that dude goes to sleep with zero

because you know as an influencer haters

at first get to you right you're like

damn why does someone hate me and you

make it makes you question your whole

life i bet that marquis brownie dude

doesn't have one fucking hater in his

whole life he's never had one in his old

life well now you blue bitch

you got one now i might turn this whole

channel into a marquis brownie hate

channel

three questions that i had so another

day another two days go by and what do

you know

they

re-age restricted the video

they re-age restricted the video i say

no way did they do that i go to

markiplier

honestly i'm not coming for linus

because i'm scared of linus i'm just i'm

gonna be real lioness scares me marquee

seems like a bitch all right

linus

i feel like he's got psycho energy i

feel like lioness would fucking come at

me you know i mean he would come at me

i'm not gonna go for linus all right

lioness that dude fucking seems unhinged

i'm not going for that dude hell nah

bruh marquise just seems like he's never

experienced adversity in his entire life

he's never had any conflict in his whole

life

but linus i feel like linus knows how to

carve people up with a fucking knife and

i feel like he's been to prison and shit

trust me i can tell

you mine is here

yeah that energy is dangerous trust me

that's fucking psycho energy

that's psycho shit all right

that dude's killed people

somehow

think about it

and maybe he didn't kill people but he's

hurt people

he has her i know he's hurt people i

don't know if he's killed people but he

probably has

pliers video now

and now his video is age restricted they

got caught with their pants down they

got called out and then they had to go

back and say oh whoa whoa whoa okay we

see the narrative that he's kind of

pushing here we need to take some steps

back we need to just age restrict them

both and be done with it you thought

that i wasn't gonna like talk about this

make a video about it you realize how

bad this looks for you youtube

you realize how

unfair

this comes across

i in all my years have never seen a

video get age restricted

d age restricted and then age restricted

again have any of you ever seen that

happen before they saw that i saw that

there was some unfair stuff going on so

then they tried to appease me by the age

restricting the video

i wanna start beef with

angry joe

i used to watch angry joe used to be the

only fucking youtuber i ever watched as

a kid

i remember i was in ninth grade is when

i first discovered him and i was

watching his sonic freewriters review

and i used to love angry joe i told me

wrong i used to like angry joe a lot but

then he changed then he started fucking

he got that fucking deal with fuck if

you know what i'm talking about you got

that fucking

fat guy

i'm just starting beef i don't give a

fuck he got delaware and that that other

fucking

that tall guy i don't fucking like that

guy i like angry joe and other joe when

it was just them too

i liked them i i still like other joe

believe it or not i still like him

right he fell off i'm gonna be real

that dude

he pursued the wrong path he could have

he could have pursued a better you know

what you know what path he should have

he should have started lifting you know

if he started lifting that would be that

that would have been the good the good

path the good ending you know

if he started lifting and like he became

a douchebag streamer

and shit and he would like fucking and

he became like a huge red pill douchebag

he would have been a fucking legend but

he went down the wrong fucking path and

also fucking dealt with is a leech

i'm big enough to say this shit

because i wasn't in the past but delray

was a fucking leech every time

see angry joe he became lazy

and he started doing those sit-down

reviews

where he sits his ass down and he's with

delrith and dalworth is just there

nodding his head get the fuck out of

here dalworth yo what are you here for

what the fuck are you here for nothing

and only joe used to fucking complain

that people called him lazy oh but the

editing in the production hey angry joe

that's a fucking lie dude we don't care

about the editing we don't care about

the production when you used to have the

energy to be real we just wanted someone

to be real to just complain about shit i

feel like i could be an angry joe at

this point like all you have to do is

get in front of the camera have minimal

editing minimum minimal shit right and

just fucking start like

yelling about shit right

but the thing you know what angry joe

fell off he fell off because he started

to give a shit he started to actually

care

and when he didn't give a fuck

about the audience that was the best but

when he when he started to get the

comments affecting him and he's like oh

but joe you're missing the nuance of why

this game is actually he started to be

like okay now i have to be fair and

balanced no dude video games are not

that deep when you're yelling about

video games it's fucking

funny and relatable

because i don't even like video games

i just like bitching about them

i can fucking grant to you right now

about minecraft

for example

the people who make minecraft are

fucking lazy it's been fucking 20 years

and nothing's changed about that game

nothing

it's the most primitive shitty fucking

game in the world and it fucking

overheats my computer i have a fucking

two thousand dollar computer it

overheats my fucking computer playing it

it's the most shitty fucking primitive

ass fucking game in the world

oh guys what can minecraft do to make it

better what could they add i don't

fucking know for starters you could

fucking add

you could add so much to that fucking

game you could add and all you could add

every animal there is you could add

fucking dragons and shit you could add

fucking like minotaurs and beasts you

can add kingdoms and npcs and make it

like an rpg and shit i mean you could do

so much you could add fucking new

weapons they don't never added

to this day is only a sword that they

have it took them fucking 15 years to

add netherrite

there's so much they could do

you could you could add so much

i'm just saying for a multi-billion

dollar company

whenever i hear about a minecraft update

and i go look at their fucking updates

they do shit like oh we added bees

what

oh here's something they'd add add ships

let us sail on ships add fucking pirate

ships we can sail on the open seas

oh we can't do that it's too

technologically complex oh you have a

billion dollars but you can't do that

you have one billion fucking dollars but

you can't do that

right that's what you want to tell me

same shit for halo i could fucking bitch

about halo infinite for example why the

fuck did you take out blue wielding and

you took out fucking custom games and

you took out forge you fucking released

it without forge and now i'm hearing the

forge isn't even gonna have ai and then

you know 343

i played halo 3 as a kid and i said oh

if they made another halo it'd be crazy

right

they took everything out they took out

weapons they took out all the fucking

vehicles we still can't even ride the

fucking pelican through this day in halo

infinite you're telling me oh we're

technically limited you're not

technologically limited by anything

you're once a lazy fucking

you're lazy fucks who make video games

they're lazy they're literally lazy

fucks

it literally took bethesda it's

literally taking them 30 years to make

skyrim 2. you are fucking lazy sitting

on your fucking ass making excuses and

all they fucking do is release new

videos every fucking year oh we want to

talk about our device

why are you talking you're sitting on

your sofa fucking eating donuts and

you're talking about your game instead

of fucking working on it and just making

shit you lazy fucks

see i could replace angry joe i

literally could but i won't because i

know the gaming community will come at

me because gamers are bitches that's why

because angry joe when he used to be

based the gamers would well actually the

nuance shut the fuck up there's no

nuance when it comes to video games i'm

a grown man i want to sit down

and enjoy myself and if it's it see

there's no nuance

all right because it's not that deep

just make something good just make

something

good and put effort into it and it

shouldn't be that deep

i have i don't have patience i i boot up

these games

and within two minutes if i'm not

enjoying it i fucking delete it and

refund it i don't have time

it ain't that hard halo 3 was a solid

game halo 3.

give me an example of good game halo 3.

all right

and then rockstar games who made grand

theft auto 5 which by the way is the

shittiest game of all time yup grand

theft auto 5 is one of the top 10

worst video games ever made you want to

know why i'm saying that because i

played gta 4

okay gta 4

made me cry when i was in fucking middle

school because it's so beautiful

tears of fucking beauty playing the

fucking story of nico bellic through the

drama the thick and thin

his cousin roman and shit man that shit

that shit

define my fucking childhood

playing playing online with friends and

shit man and we are you know you know

what we wanted from a gta 5 we wanted

more not less you know what gta 5 was

gta 5 is less advanced than gta 4 the

physics are less advanced you can't even

go in buildings in gta 5. there's less

interiors you can go inside and they

said what about the online the online is

fucking garbage they made it too deep oh

you you make money now and there's ranks

and levels we don't want that

gta 4 free roam

everyone starts out equal you have one

pistol and you just run around

collecting shit and that's what makes

this session fucking beautiful just

expand on that give us more shit give us

more weapons more vehicles more

interiors

more npcs

give us give us more don't fucking

do this fucking cringe shit where you're

like oh we're gonna make it like an rpg

maybe you spend time and grind your

levels and xp on it that's fucking

stupid we just wanted a sandbox we could

fuck around in when i was in middle

school i used to play with my friends

gta free roam it would be like eight of

you know okay can i tell you guys

something

i never told you guys this

in middle school

all of my group drama

was based in gta 4.

like if there was ever

if there was so you know what group

drama works like someone's beefing with

someone or the group is beefing with

someone i was oftentimes beefing with

the group and shit the way it would work

is that you're the you like everyone

comes at you in the fucking free roam so

you're in liberty city and they hunt you

down or you hunt them for revenge and

it's like there's beef

okay and they kick you out of the voice

chat party so you can't even communicate

and shit and like

that was real drama do these kids have

fortnight drama no they don't because

fortnite

what game

do middle schoolers play just with their

friends in a private session in a free

room where it's like a it's like a

virtual social interaction when you're

not at school or you're not hanging out

in person

not nothing they play with the world

when you're playing fortnite you're

playing with a fucking guy living in

fucking portugal

when you're playing fortnite you're

literally fucking playing the game with

some fucking guy in fucking belgium

oh my belgium fries what the fuck

it's not like it's not like friends

start up a fortnight session and just

use it to

have dynamic social interactions and

shit they play with the world

halo 3. okay here we go we're going to

make halo 4. you want to make halo 4

then do this give us boost the player

card i want like hundred first 200

player big team battle

big ass fucking maps way more vehicles

and give us ai and forge let me go and

forge and let me creep let me spawn

npcs and let me fuck around with them

they still don't have that

i checked even halo infinite doesn't

have that

it's the simple things they deprive us

of

it's the simple things

and we don't have the technology to do

that you know you have the technology to

fucking

you have the technology

to fucking smell my shit fumes

from your fucking nsa computer

based on my fucking purchases from

7-eleven

but you can't do simple things get the

fuck out of here you fucking liar

no don't don't talk about gary's mod

i i first of all i pirated gary's mod

when i was in sixth grade

and then i actually bought it when i was

an eighth or something and yeah i played

gary's mind my whole life alright my

whole childhood was gary's mile too

but the thing is

gary's mod

even pisses me off more

because there's never been a game like

that ever again even though it was

wildly successful nobody decided to make

an actual functioning one because guess

what nobody wants to admit it gary's mod

is a broken fucking game it doesn't work

it's just broken

the whole game is just arrow signs

and script arrows and it just crashes

and it's a broken fucking shitty game

and to to make to add insult to injury

gary's mod takes 25 minutes to boot up

and load but they can't they can either

have technology to like make a better

one right there's no technology to like

make it work right

what about cyberpunk 2077 i would rather

fucking drink

diarrhea

than play cyberpunk 2077.

why the fuck would i play

at 80s version of gta

where you can't go in buildings

and it's just shitty why why would i

play that what does it have to offer

nothing

what about the winter has oh you mean

the witcher

which is just skyrim but you have less

choices and you have to fucking be that

cringy fucking long-haired pedo

and you have to fuck you can't even kill

civilians in that game i tried

i tried that game out you can't kill

seville you can't do anything in that

game you're stuck playing as a fucking

pedo with fucking long cringe fucking

white hair you can't even do shit about

it

and every time i attack anyone in that

game you can't you can only attack

fucking monsters that you can't kill

because they're too fucking hard

just give me a game you see this is all

i want right

all i want is i always think about going

back every time i think about going back

to gaming i haven't played a game in

like

half a year right

and i always think about going back to

skyrim

but then i realized no i have like 500

hours in skyrim

it's my whole childhood i've done

everything you could do in that game

and then i get pissed i'm like why isn't

there a game like skyrim

that offers new experiences

and then i look it up and bethesda's

saying they're making the new one in

2027.

what about starfield

okay

i'm gonna say it if you're a fallout fan

you're retarded

i played fallout 3 and new vegas i'm not

gonna pretend those were fun games

because they weren't i played new vegas

and all that happened is that i i

left the place and then i died because i

fucking died from radiation

and fucking monsters killed me and i

fucking quit it after that

and then what about don't tell me this

shit they're doing it because there

isn't it's a fucking clunky ass shitty

game

and fallout 3 is even worse because oh

it's an open world game no it's not it's

a fucking it's a garbage game and

there's just fucking trash everywhere

there's rubble and trash everywhere you

can't even go anywhere and there's

nothing it's just dead and fucking

deserted i don't want to play a game

where i'm just in the middle of some

fucking junkyard all right i want to

play a fucking game

where i'm in a bustling flourishing

universe

where it's medieval times

and i'm going in the forest and fighting

bandits and i'm going to cities and i'm

visiting kingdoms and i want to see i

want a game like skyrim

but i can walk into the city and there's

the king and i can kill and behead the

king and take his crown

and sit in his throne and cause like

drama with the npcs and i could like

appoint npcs

and i want to play a game

where i could like be on the road

riding my horse and i stop at a village

and i can start drama in the village

like for example i could spread rumors i

could pick pop people i could fucking

set people's house on fire and blame it

on another peasant i wanted to be able

to dynamically interact with the npcs in

an open sandbox way

where like i could just let loose with

my imagination

and like cause all of these scenarios

and why don't you just make it

procedural generation and by the way

don't fucking make it that shitty skyrim

setting which is in the fucking frozen

tundra which is the most skyrim was

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skyrim was the most fallout

medieval game of all time

and he said oh you like oblivion better

yeah but oblivion was really small okay

and it's really old but yeah oblivion

setting was way better skyrim is just a

fucking shithole desert tundra

and i hate the nords i'm sorry fuck the

nords

and nordic paganism is boring

call me racist i don't give a fuck hey

scandinavians

you're not

that cool

you're not

if i'm restricted to a scandinavian

setting i'm in some fucking ancient

shithole

in some fucking northern

listen

evil fantasy in ancient egypt

why is it going to be better it's going

to be better because you're going to see

greek stuff you're going to see

phoenician stuff you're going to see

like all sorts of stuff from the

mediterranean and it's going to be like

diverse and there's actually going to be

like

mystery and intrigue i don't care about

these like norse fucking ruins of like

fucking

circles and symbols oh my god vikings

and shit it's boring

there's no plot there's no story

and then you know what the very least

you could do make it medieval europe

medieval europe has the roman influence

so it's like it's got king arthur and

merlin and shit that's it's cool right

fucking norse paganism is the shittiest

fucking setting for a video game

they should fucking hire me i would

literally make it if see this is what

i'm an idea guy right coders are the

slave cast

all the engineers and designers and

coders and artists those are the slave

cast i'm the idea man hire me as the big

visionary idea man i'll fucking sit in

front of all these nerds and i'll be

i'll be like a fucking

i'll be like a fucking

dictator i'll be like a fascist dictator

and i'll fucking dress like mussolini or

some shit i'll just fucking order him

around

and i was just i was

thank you tmc appreciate it what is the

favorite game of the basil and why

uh i'll get to that in a second and i'll

just supposed to be sitting in the

fucking boards room and i'll just i'll

just be fucking bombastically fucking

telling them i'll be the idea man i said

do this and do this and do this and do

this

and fucking uh

i won't i don't i don't give a fuck

about the they say but how's the

technical fuck about the technical

limitations i'm the idea man make my

ideas real bitch

fucking all that slave shit that you do

with coding and all that fucking soy

cuck shit that's what the bitches do man

i'm the idea man i'm the fucking leader

make it happen

you know you see you see with these

nerds we put the nerds in charge because

let me tell you the truth

you can make shit happen you can make

anything happen

that's the truth

you can make anything happen

but they always make excuses oh the

technical limited there's no technical

limitations

you just are not under enough pressure

if you had a gun to your head

you would implement anything you could

do anything as a programmer as a game

developer you could do anything

you just lazy and make and they put

these people in charge and they just

keep making excuses for themselves and

keep producing mediocrity

and honestly

the vr

let me tell you the truth

they need to make a game

where you can step into that shit man

i'm not just talking about vr i'm

talking about you can feel shit and

whatever right i want to just

i want to just go step into my

television and just beat the shit out of

people

you can make it happen you can make it

happen just being lazy

because growing older

i can't do this screen shit any game i

play it's just on a screen

what am i fucking looking at the tv man

why am i looking at the tv i want to be

in that shit

you know what i mean

if i can't go there with my business

there you know what i mean

i can go anywhere i could fucking go to

the beach

and be there but i'm gonna be on a

screen

fuck that shit man

if i can't be there i've got business

there man i'm not gonna fucking sit with

my mouse and keyboard and

explore a screen the fuck is there man

nothing

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nothing is there

but don't fucking talk to me about the

roblox

like holy shit that's what you have to

offer

that's the games they play now

honestly i think about i try to look for

games to play on my spare time sometimes

but then every time i feel like oh

should i play a game i'm like i don't

want to play a game

i want to watch a movie it's always that

i want to watch a movie i like movies i

like tv

or tv shows

it's never a movie it's never a game

there's so much effort there's so much

so much work

what i actually want is to just watch a

movie always

this is i feel like this is what a man

needs in his life all right

not needs but this is what a man likes

to have in his life and i feel like

video games

take away from it honestly

a good movie

a good cigar

getting head you know what i mean

a good meal

that's leisure

what else is leisure nothing

tell me what leisure is besides that

chilling

chilling

chillin

chillin

cigar outside palm trees and i need

those palm trees

i need those palm trees you guys you

know something i realized

you know what ethnicity i actually am

i'm cuban motherfucker i'm cuban man

i'm cuban

i'm not saying that for political

reasons i'm even before castro i was

cuban because

whenever i i went to a cuban restaurant

recently and it was like it was

expensive too

and it was like it was like cuban themed

right

like

spanish

cuban themed

spanish restaurant slash cuban

and just like the whole vibe

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and they're playing the jazzy kinds and

it's like the band the the fucking cuban

band shit and they got the food and they

got the style and i'm like

i could live like this

that's what i am i could wear the white

suit the white cuban suit and shit i

mean i could live that life i swear to

god i could i really could live that

life

i really could live that life

i'm cuban

no it's not that i'm cuban

it's that all the phoenicians who

colonize spain

also colonize cuba that's what happened

i swear to god that's what happened

but uh i could easily assimilate to

spanish cuban culture very easily very

easily

very easily yeah and cuban food is

fucking golden it's so fucking good

it's fucking goated it's great food

great

vibes

goated

goated

see we lebanese we assimilate to latin

american culture very easily we just

assimilate we just we just we even

change our names and shit we can just do

that we're trans racial

we're the only transracial people

did you guys know

fidel's mother

was lebanese

i'm not even kidding

and honestly

don't i look like i could be fidel's

third cousin look at me

i do

i do

yo i say wait why are you doing that

because i sent markiplier's clip and

then they say oh okay well let's just

age restrict them both why is my channel

so much more heavily scrutinized

than my peers

my peers and when i say peers i mean

people around my level around my view

count just to keep it simple why is my

channel so much more thoroughly

scrutinized especially so when i've been

number one training multiple days in a

row which i've done multiple times and

every single time i start to get an

uptick in traction and up taking

activity

use here comes youtube coming through

hey uh uh

uh let's get em for that video from

2019. yeah you see this cory no this is

bad it wasn't bad the nine months that i

was off the platform

is somebody tell me where the white suit

comes from the white cuban suit because

that shit goes hard that shit goes hard

where does that come from

that shit goes hard man

that shit go i'm gonna buy one how much

are they

that white suit

that shit goes hard man that's the life

man palm trees the white suit got a

cigar

man that's the life i could live

and i need the palm trees i need them

it was only bad when i got back and i

was number one trending but it is this

situation

thank you d4

thank you fun

but i don't want to go to la man i mean

i kind of do but like

i'll go to la i'll go to l.a i'm going

to la soon

but um

see the thing is

california palm trees

they're not the move you want to know

why because palm trees are not native to

la they're not native to southern

california so it's not real

it's not even real you know

that's not real

palm trees in cuba palm trees and latin

america that's real right

home in the bahamas the caribbean

l.a

those are fake ass palm trees you know

yeah miami is the spiritual

homeland of haas i'm not gonna lie

because think about it

no miami is my place

my one of my favorite places in america

so miami is my vacation

destination in america i'm gonna tell

you why

because

my taste in women is the taste in miami

like miami women try to conform to

haza's taste

and

that's all that that's palm trees the

weather the white suits the cuban food

that's what i'm about

that's exactly what i'm about

and i'm really

i'm really uh

big on that like

what what are what is what is like the

archetype

that women conform to

because you go to la and it's skinny

everyone tries to be skinny

you wouldn't believe the things i've

seen

you wouldn't believe the things i've

seen

i've seen

i've seen things you couldn't believe

man i've seen the thickest girls

lose weight to try to be the la girl

damn man

what the

fuck was only bad

because i've been number one trending

since i got back

every other youtuber has uploaded the

mortuary assistant

and now they're about to start putting

in some age restrictions because i

called them out on some unfair behavior

now i realize that when you call someone

a racist that's a very very serious

would i be like jumped in miami for

being like politically

would that happen

i feel like i'd be jumped you know

that's a shame man

you know what i should do i should go to

miami i should be like y'all listen all

right

they don't want that bad all right just

let bygones be bygones you know

is what it is ain't nothing personal

don't got to be so mad about it you know

but damn i mean i get jumped yeah i get

jumped

and that you know what that's such a you

know this is a shame that's how politics

divides people because

i get along with cubans

i would get along with cubans very well

in miami anywhere right

but politics would divide us and they

would hate me because of that that's

such a shame man

that's such a shame

why can't we why can't we just put

politics aside you know

it's always got to be some drama oh you

you you like fit that bra chill you know

what i mean

chill

it's not personal

i mean i wouldn't bring up politics but

i'm saying like would people just

actually

jump me because of like what i'm known

for politically

or would it only happen if i brought it

up because i wouldn't bring it up

you know

because um why bring it up why cause

division you know

how's when people hate him for

supporting people who killed their

family members shut the fuck up bitch

supporting like i killed somebody

let me tell you something when i was in

school i got along with israelis

actually

we got along pretty well because it's

like we were the

we were

the semitic people in that school

when i was at a christian school

there was israeli kids that moved to

america

from israel

and this was during the 2006 war

mind you

and they supported israel and i could

still get along with them

so

you know what i mean

what a stupid fucking thing to say

what a dumbass thing to say

and yeah i could get along with israelis

in america why couldn't i

why wouldn't i i mean i don't know

politics is not personal it's just not

if you think politics is personal you're

a fucking cycle that's what i have to

say

and by the way we get along with

maronites here

hamashia

some maronites killed

family members

not direct ones but like you know people

in the family were killed in that civil

war by maronites

and we can get along in america

so you know what i mean it's like

it's

you gotta not make it political you know

or don't make it personal

serious accusation and for that matter

how do you expressly prove that someone

is a racist i mean unless they're

spamming the n-word in the chat how how

do you really know and admittedly i

cannot 100 percent prove that race

had everything to do with this

but i can tell you the people on that

policy team

those shadow people that are anonymous

and get to

it is personal

you

you're the type of person that will

always have a stick in your ass

you are a psychopath you will always

have a stick in your ass your life will

always be miserable why are you even in

my fucking chat i don't want these

fucking miserable negative fucking

people in my chat i'm gonna be real

i don't want these fucking negative ass

fucking stick up the ass always gotta

fucking make a problem out of nothing

type of people

in my fucking chat i'm gonna be real

enact their will however they see fit

how can we be sure that they take a

black person's video and a white

person's video and it can be the same

exact video

and they restrict the black person's

video but not the white person's video i

feel i've been mistreated for a long

time i mean even when we hit 10 million

subscribers and i was supposed to get my

diamond play button and know when there

was no correspondence these

situations always coincide with an

uptick

of growth and it always just comes off

like we can't let this black guy

get too high up

i mean if i'm wrong i'm wrong

i'm telling you that's how it comes off

i don't see any other youtuber that gets

number one trending many times and then

all of a sudden they're getting age

restricted and they're getting copyright

strikes and all of that if i'm wrong i'm

wrong point him out i want to see him

i'll retract this entire video i'll make

a public apology to youtube i have no

problem my dad taught me if you make a

mistake be a man and address it and

apologize i will do that no problem but

to me you know what it comes off it

comes off whenever corey kenshin starts

doing some crazy numbers or getting on

trending too much

it could be a race thing

right

but hear me out and trust me i think the

race thing is possible just because

i know how these fucking moderators are

and they they are racist i'm gonna be

real

but

it could also be uh

the people at top are regulating which

influencers to boost and which ones to

de-boost

and they don't want to boost you

it's like a control mechanism they want

to boost the people that they like

or that serve their agenda the most

so you've got to think about a lot of

things you know

much we got to find something

we got to get them for

yeah that's exactly right jennifer's got

it

like marquis brownie

is boosted why because he's illuminati

so they boost him

you know even though racially i mean

marquis is black right i think he is

right so yeah

marquis bounty they boost him they put

him on the front page

marquis is the biggest illuminati uh

influencer on the fucking platform

matter of fact

you gotta open your eyes you know

marquise is a is behind a lot of shit

that you wouldn't know

the internet never looks at marquis

because he seems innocent

but a lot of the things that happen

behind the scenes on youtube

matter of fact marquise could be behind

this i'm not gonna lie

that dude is a snake operating in the

shadows he does a lot of shit discreetly

something he's got he's gotta have done

something i mean i bleep out cuss words

in video games

like i

i literally

this is the this is the youtuber that

you want to

have smoke with and have problems with i

believe there is some racism involved

within the policy team and youtube in

general really doesn't care about black

people like that um they got their

favorite creators you know log out of

youtube

log out and go to youtube you'll see the

people on the front page every single

day you'll see the favorites

count how many are black count how many

are of people of color so then what does

youtube try and do they try and pedal

youtube black they try and give us a

spotlighting

do you know how condescending and

patronizing that is

oh yeah let's give a spotlight to these

black creators cause we're all about

diversity all this communicates is black

people aren't good enough on their own

skill on their own merits on their own

talent so we gotta give them a spotlight

we gotta come down and raise them up so

they can get some spotlight action well

how about you save all that youtube

black i like this message because he's

basically saying we don't need

to be boosted just stop fucking coming

for our fucking wallets

fucking censoring us and that just fuck

off you know don't fucking

moderate us and shit you don't have to

boost us stop fucking clamping down on

us

you know what i mean i can res i i

understand that

a lot

all that fake

patronage all that fake

pandering that you guys do and when you

have a black creator coming to you

repeatedly saying why am i being treated

differently than other creators and then

you come back and oh we gotta d age

restricted and then oh no we gotta we

gotta

he's on to us okay we gotta age restrict

them both

fake

it's fake that's what it is i am

deeply sorry that this came off as a

rant you know in the beginning i wanted

to keep my emotions out of it i wanted

to stay

logical stay

on the things that i could prove i gave

you the facts but it also turned into

me venting the emotions that i've had

built up around youtube ironic that i

have to upload this on youtube else am i

gonna upload it you know i worked hard i

built this community from the ground

it's taken me over a decade to do and i

would just hope that the playing field

was fair and that hey if i did something

bad then everybody else who also did

that thing should get punished

is that unreasonable i have no problem

being punished i have no problem if i

break a rule that i get punished for it

and i learn but when you start like when

it's targeted when you're doing things

only because i'm like getting bigger or

i don't know how it always seems to

coincide with that situation but that's

just what it is my youtube channel is

shadow band or they like you know they

start like because you think about it it

happens to jackson too it happens to

jackson too so i don't know i don't know

if it's a race thing it might be could

very well be

but it's not the only possibility you

know could could just be that they

selectively choose who they allow to

rise to the ranks

in proximity to their agenda not in

proximity to race but who who knows

right i send my videos out to my

subscribers or you know a couple months

from now y'all just stop seeing my

videos we know why we know why i mean

those shadows behind the scenes they

control it all they control all of it if

they don't want if they're on my channel

they can terminate right now they could

hide my videos they could shadow bandy

not send my videos out to anybody that's

why i thought longhorn before i recorded

this but

as one of the biggest black creators on

the platform i want you to hear from my

mouth that there's some shady business

going on behind the scenes

yeah that is facts that is facts

that much is very clear right

well what the cause is we don't know

right but he's 100 right about

at the very least

so i'm gonna pee i'll be back let me set

i'll be back

based

hello everyone

welcome to my stream

hey everybody

okay

why is my fucking chat like that

hi guys

fix the chat delay i can't this is the

most it does

all right

let's let's uh let's let's see what else

is there on the internet

tonight

questions are wrong

because they they are in a way

non-marxist questions um you know

what is that shit called again

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it's called cut

cool

match voice that looks boring

uh

let's do this one

x's who are still having sex

let's uh make fun of fat people

hey we're a bullying channel now

all right

ugly

did you ever cheat on me this is a pet

this is a pat sock them and his wife

oh god look at it this is what they look

this is them

together no

sometimes you make me feel like now that

i'm cheating on you whenever i go out

with someone right because i'm

possessive and needy a little bit

whatever

i swear this is what they look like it's

the pad sock dems

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hi

hi

this dude's like at least i have a

girlfriend

you couldn't even have this if you

wanted to

at least i have a look at this

like meanwhile i've literally

i've literally told women

five leagues above this to go home at

4am

but i couldn't have this as a girlfriend

right i've literally told women to go

home

when i was done with them

because i didn't want a relationship

with them

but i couldn't have this right

that's what they say they always say

that

at least i have a girlfriend

you're

okay

[Laughter]

i mean you're so you're saying at least

you're way down

to someone

i that's gravity that's not an

achievement that's just gravity okay

because the bigger the mass the more

fucking

gravitational pull there's gonna be

i'm rachel

and i'm ed how do you know each other

i would rather

jump off a cliff in minecraft than

settle down

with an ugly woman

clip it and ship it and tell the world i

would rather jump off a cliff in

minecraft

then settle down with an ugly woman

or an ugly person in general

and saying hi why how can your standards

be so high you're not the most beautiful

man in the world now first of all

i am quite beautiful actually

second of

all the reason my standards can be so

high

is because my balls are that big

my swagger is that big my confidence is

that big my ambition is that big that's

why it can be that big

period

we

exes who still sleep together yeah still

sleep together still live together

you're telling that to the public

you're sleeping together

oh no

together how long has this been going on

five years of us sleeping together

if we're gonna live in a degenerate

society

where people admit they're sleeping with

each other in public

at least

don't make us vomit

if we're gonna live in a degenerate

society where you're admitting you're

sleeping together in public and you're

talking about it publicly at least don't

be fucking ugly and disgusting

and why am i talking shit about these

people because i already know they would

hate me i already know both of them

would hate me

so i'm gonna anyway

you've been exes for a couple years now

yeah

yep yeah let's start with a shot yeah

all right let's do it would you like

would you like some yeah

you can perfume i'll pour you some vodka

to truths

yeah sure why not sure

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do you sleep with other people besides

me i

have

yeah

do you sleep with other people besides

me you've known of the ones that i have

because you were jealous and stormed

kicking and screaming upstairs the one

time okay

that must have caused quite the ruckus

that someone's gonna wake the neighbors

oh man

that would cause quite the earthquake oh

man we had plans that night and we were

already drinking and having a good time

together

and i said if you invite her over okay

know that i'm still sleeping in your bed

so she can find other things to do

did she stay or did she leave she's she

stayed

i went back upstairs storming yeah yeah

yeah very thin ceiling i was like oh my

heart is hurt

she probably broke through the ceiling

oh my god he said

very thin ceiling

oh my god

that's oh my god

listen

you know what i hate i hate when women

are like oh my god impossible beauty

standards

has you're promoting impossible being

says no i'm fucking not i'm literally

not

it's not all or nothing

all right it's not all or nothing

all right you know it's not just

swordfish

and whales all right you got like

fucking dolphins and shit in between

right so

you don't you know

does it really have to be one or the

other

does it really

and it's saying hi why are you demeaning

her because she's talking about her sex

life in public that's why if you go on a

fucking youtube show talk about your sex

life in public and you're forcing that

on me the youth and the world

i am gonna judge you

don't talk about your sex life in public

period

why did we break up give me your side of

the story

um

come on okay all right

and by the way this is the male

equivalent of her i'm gonna explain

men care more about physical

but

this dude including being physically

ugly whatever right men can be ugly

but he's a cuck he looks like a pet sock

dem he's got the hipster glasses he

looks like a cuckold he's got this

fucking ugly mullet

he is the male equivalent of her he is

the male equivalent

they deserve each other that's why he

pulls her because that's that's how it

is

that's how it is

how's you talk about five minute doggy

what are you mad about

talk about five minute doggy because i'm

a beautiful

afro-asiatic mediterranean prince

i'm a fucking prince i'm goddamn prince

charming

motherfucker look at my eyelashes how

beautiful i am that's why i could talk

about it

that's why i could talk about it

because i

started talking with my ex while we were

dating and hung out with her instead and

i kind of want to drink just to prove

just to

work out that's it that's all i have to

do that's all i'm going to say that's

all i'm going to say

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how serious was this relationship with

your ex oh uh it was like a 10-year

marriage oh okay yeah yeah still

legally technically married actually

so he's literally a cuck

he's literally a cuckold his wife is

fucking other men

what did i tell you

what did i tell you i i just looked at

him i just looked at him and i said he's

a cuck that's a cuckold

just by looking at him

go ahead and tell me i'm crazy go ahead

tell me go go ahead tell me tell me tell

me i'm wrong tell me i'm wrong about

shit i can detect the cuck when i see

one

it's a whole vibe it's a whole attitude

it's a whole world view

it's a whole fashion statement

stupid bitch trying to question me

i want to be off the fucking hot seat

that's all i'm saying

did you ever cheat on me when we were

together no

the very tiniest amount that we were

actually technically together like three

weeks no it was like two months was it

yeah it felt like three weeks it felt

like three weeks because you didn't

no destiny's probably just a sociopath

or something when i say cuck i mean they

look like this hipster dude they're

usually a democratic socialist of some

kind they're you they're very

institutionalized they're very

politically correct

i couldn't tell destiny's a cook just by

looking at him i couldn't okay

this guy i could because it's a whole

archetype it's a whole personality

that's a whole personality that's a

whole archetype that's a whole type of

person

and uh

destiny's more like the serial killer

archetype he's not the fucking

he's not like the cuck sock archetype

trust me i can tell these things right i

can tell

i want to actually be in the

relationship

yeah yeah yeah yeah that's yeah that's

true yeah but no i never cheated on you

sometimes you make me feel like now that

i'm cheating on you whenever i go out

with someone right because i'm

possessive and needy a little bit

whatever

all right

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am i the best sex you've ever had

yeah

absolutely yeah yeah i'll drink to that

we know each other's bodies by now we

know the buttons to push is that why

these are two people who are settling

for less

this woman could just hit the gym

and not be with a cuck

this dude could just not be a cuck

and get with someone who takes care of

themselves but you see how people lower

themselves because they're degenerates

that's what a degenerate means it means

you go lower

degeneration degeneration that's what it

means

see

we're still having sex

we just don't want to try with anyone

else

we have tried with someone else yeah

that's right oh shit

wait wait what does that mean oh yeah

yeah we just had you know

there's something i want to say but it's

really risky

but all i'm going to say is

is he sherlock holmes

you guys know how like women are always

joking about like

oh you can't find the clitoris right

can he find anything

shit

it was great for me here yeah it was her

and i had fun yeah and you just were

there yeah i was just kind of rooting on

you know

all right your turn it's my turn it's

your turn because i just asked you that

one right

what would it take for us to get back

together

oh well i mean it would take

me getting over a lot of stuff

this dude said it's like finding

atlantis

[Laughter]

what the fuck

atlantis

[Laughter]

oh no

resolving

the unrequited things that exist for me

i'm not over over her yet so by the way

yeah go ahead drink up to that it makes

me mad that i'm not because i should be

like why am i getting emotional oh wait

are you look at that because we're

on layering things that's good

all right i'm not going to talk about

that anymore i don't want to talk about

that uh is the sex better or worse now

that we aren't together i think it's i

think

by the way when i say i hate boomers

this is why i hate these

i don't like people in their 30s who

look like this i'm prejudice against

them

whatever is that a type of whatever

prejudice that is that's what i have

all right this is the boomers that

always try to destroy me this is what

they are here they are

i think it's better now i do too yeah

you were miserable when we were actually

in a relationship

yeah it's just because i don't i've

failed in all of them in my past

probably maybe that's part of it is that

i've never been successful in one i

don't know how you define success but

you're my third longest relationship

yeah and the other two were married you

know how cooks are they're like i'm in a

successful relationship because i let my

wife fuck other men

no you're not you're just a bitch

successful relationship

means let me tell you what a successful

relationship means it means

you land what you consider the best

first of all that's important okay

second of all

you don't take shit from nobody

you are respected

that's what it means all right

now two that's two out of three two the

first two are not that hard to satisfy

now the third thing you need to make it

a lasting relationship

she's gotta be on your wavelength she's

gotta understand you

when she don't understand you you

understand she's gotta understand your

mind you gotta understand your

wavelength she's gotta understand your

mission she's gotta

understand not only you as a man but you

as a unique person

and that's the hard one the first two

are easy you're really attracted to her

and she respects you as a man if you

can't get those two you're a cuck right

third one

which is she understands you as in you

the unique you that one's the hard one

that's why relationships don't last

yeah yeah yeah i asked that one your

turn okay

is this just about sex or do we still

have feelings for each other i

definitely have feelings for you they're

not like uh

so let me get this straight he's married

to her

but she's fucked other men

and he still has feelings for her

puppy love

you know any of that stuff yeah

he said puppy love

he said puppy love

puppy love

shamu is not a puppy okay first of all

i i've never seen a puppy

at sea world

splashing the fucking front row audience

in the splash zone i've never seen a

fucking puppy

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soak the splash zone at sea world all

right that's all i gotta say

i care about you immensely i mean yeah

we obviously established we care about

each other a lot yeah you are my

emergency contact you're mine yeah

dude

all right guys imagine you're going

about your day

imagine you're going about your day

you're like walking on the sidewalk

or like you're sitting on the couch

or

you're like laying in bed you just woke

up in the morning whatever right

imagine you're just going about your day

and a portal opens up

six feet above you and she just falls on

realization that we are actually

interested i already knew it i mean i

kind of already knew it

right you would be a dead man

you would be a dead man

she's got the falling animation

oh my god

all right what's up

but it's not like you're not good at

sharing your feelings so you shut down

entirely

yeah because i'm because it's a burden

it's not

but okay all right well now i know

and now i can process that and you know

maybe make some changes

you mean like speak your mind a little

well just speak my heart more than

anything exactly okay those two don't

always connect those two rarely connect

not even a little bit

how is that process for you both good

all positive

i'm a gender equal i will roast a

cuckold and

and of a woman version of that and you

can be fat as a woman that's not a crime

but

being like a fucking boomer

opinionated fucking

lib shit fucking you know like one of

those buzzfeed know-it-all

oh i trust the science yeah i'm gonna

roast the shit out of you for being fat

i don't give a fuck

yeah maybe my friends when they see this

will be like oh i get it now

i doubt that entirely

a fat motherfucker and his bigger i mean

a cuckold and his fat wife

a cuckold and a fat

big one

let's do another one

i'm having fun

let's do this one

sexism overload which woman has slept

with the most people uh hell now

it's about to get haram in here

she has slept with 75 men

she slept with 75

she slept with 13 and she's still

looking for her loved one

she slept with three dudes and she still

complains about them she's either slept

with one

or nine hundred

she slept with seven dudes and she

forgot all of them

she's a virgin

this woman

slept with

eight dudes in college

and i can't see her face so i can't tell

see

oh see this is the one i wanted to see

this is the one i wanted to see

hi

hi i'm annie i'm felicia i'm evie what

are you doing here i am going to be

guessing how many sexual partners ladies

have had anything that makes you

qualified about that

she slept with two men

i've had sex with a lot of people

yeah i think sex is great everyone

should have it as long as there's

consent and it's safe how are you going

to go about this

she slept with one person

well first i want to know if they're in

a relationship

what you like to do what's your hobbies

because i guess if you just like to stay

at home and knit you're probably super

boring good to see what's your number if

you don't mind me asking oh my goodness

is this gonna be on camera it's less

than the amount of hands i have i'll

just say that you only have two hands i

mean oh shoot fingers fingers we're

gonna

i would not marry a woman who has one

body

if she has one if she slept with one man

before me i will not marry her

do something bitch say something bitch i

don't give a fuck

that's hard standard

that's high standard no man before me

not a single man before me

period

fuck you think i'm gonna another man

before me what the fuck

oh no

hell no

hell no

man before me

that's the truth every listen even if

i'm gonna see i could be in a

relationship i'm not gonna fucking marry

you

if you

have a past you will never be my

princess period you will never be my

queen

you will always be a temporary

situation

and that's a fact

but it wasn't my fault i don't give a

fuck bitch

snooze you lose

if i was a fat motherfucker 800 pounds

you wouldn't even give me a chance

so

if my beard didn't connect you wouldn't

give me a chance

so you snooze you lose life ain't fair

life ain't fair

and you'll actually be assigning numbers

today

oh yeah i think i might be the biggest

hoe in this room okay zero sounds really

depressing 17. oh 60.

this is a wild college life maybe some

two of theirs the highest one though i

want to know who that person is let's go

60

who is that dude that had

1500 bodies

y'all remember that guy who looked like

bosch

the kum cell he had 1500 bodies

oh 60 hell no bruh

60 she's for the streets

see this is luck she's for the streets

all of these are for the streets now one

is a tragedy

one is like

you're still for the streets

but you had a chance but you made him

one mistake see one is one mistake

that's a sad tragedy

that's just a tragedy but these are

these are all for the streets right but

this one is just a tragedy this one

is not a tragedy okay that one is

deliberate and intentional

this one

uh

deliberate and intentional

that's oh it's just college having fun

this one is mental illness this one is

zombie apocalypse

this one

is

shit crystal meth this one is uh

this one is oh my god

you guys know there's unironically dudes

who will sit here and they'll be like

i don't mind if she has 60 bodies if 60

different men

i don't mind who cares

who cares

go ahead and bring our line in oh this

is gonna be fun

hello hello

i would not give any of these women a

chance believe it or not not even one of

them

i was on the fence a little bit about

her

about her

but even then no

hi how are you i'm good what's your name

natalie so what is your

relationship with sex i

am in therapy once a week and we talk

about it a lot right on okay can i see

your best like twerk do i look like i

can twerk i just want to see if that

thing is banging

oh

okay

are you in a relationship

no so the last five years i've been

single for four and a half can you like

can you give me like a little purr or

oh

yeah

do you have any hobbies

i like to play golf

this is meg griffin

uh

it's

meg that's true i do see you got your

little pearls on too

what did the pearl say trying to throw

me off i don't know pearl's throw sexy

at me so we're putting her at the 17. i

think that i'm going to assign you the

number one i don't know therapy like

working towards being more comfortable

with sex you're not having very much

i don't know can i knight you

all right i can't roast women

any longer my energy it's just so

so draining

let's uh

let's judge the males

that they show

because i have energy to judge males

if i if i go and list every single flaw

of these women i'm just it's i'm just

i'm just tired all right

all right

can he match the sibling to sibling that

one's boring

will these new couples last

oh god

okay

late night hayes

pose right now what would you say

let's do it no

hi hi hi how you doing

the combined t levels in this room

add up

to that

of a gyno

master who are you and who are you

dating i'm carson and i am dating emma

my name is vera savia and i'm here with

my boyfriend

how long have you two been seeing each

other officially a month about a month

now six months almost four months now

five months now how did you two meet uh

we met on pinch

the most random people are together man

we

met when i still had a boyfriend no they

look like they could be together

they look like they could easily be

together ron weasley and uh

red sally

i was like

i can't do anything so he was like kind

of trying to like shit this is just an

irish couple in the village

oh lady you're gonna marry the fair

maiden

and we look alike in the same old

village and we come in a village

the same couple of home another number a

thousand years say when people aren't

looking they're the same for the name

along with a thousand years and a same

old village in the same old paper and a

couple and a half and an irishland

shooter shot really like casually months

later i guess they broke up did you know

that you wanted to talk to him once you

were broken up with your boyfriend

yes

did you two sleep together on the first

date no

i kind of like this couple this is a

cool couple i think this guy has a nice

car and shit what is that necklace is

that a knife

this guy's cool

and he's got a nice

girl

i like this couple these are this is a

gangster couple

mafia type international mafia type shit

you know what i mean

cocaine trafficking in a video game and

shit you know what i mean fucking

bugatti fucking lamborghini murcielago

lamborghini aventador type of shit man

this is a criminal enterprise and i

approve of it

no we did not

we did

oh oh

do you like netflix oh

starbucks oh

oh

i like i like

hey i really like that netflix show

that's how they talk together as a

couple when they met when they met each

other at fucking

the local big b coffee they're like oh

[Applause]

netflix oh yeah

oh yeah netflix i really like netflix oh

do you like netflix yeah oh yeah oh i

like poetry and um yeah we're like

hope my mom doesn't do that

do you think you're still in the

honeymoon phase

this is this is this couple right here

i wanna explain

this is my man he was destined for me

even though he just like started dating

me because like he was bored

i really take it seriously

um yeah

yeah like like i don't really know what

i'm doing in life at all i'm just pretty

much like going with the motions and

like yeah i pretty much just like let

her control the whole thing and like

i don't really even know why i'm in this

relationship but like she's like way

more into it than i am and i just like

go with it because like i'm a chill dude

you know

thank you

son

thank you

i'm like you know like i don't even like

care anymore about life i just gave up

shit i really care about this

relationship a lot i really do

that's the cult

oh for sure i don't think so i think we

probably still are

this is the most boring ones we are but

we are also very realistic if i hang out

with her for too long like mike this is

just

this couple is when the gta npc

pedestrians

uh in the sims just

walk past each other and they they're

scripted to just fucking start mingling

you know what this this you know this

couple is this isn't even a couple these

are just minglers they're just npcs who

are mingling because they're scripted

too

just like to just generic npcs that

came across each other

and uh

now they're like

aired

my face like hurts from smiling too much

or somewhere in a weird

all right this is the character creation

randomizer couple

yeah this couple is just

yeah

this is the most random shit

in between of honeymoon phase and

things are more serious this is like the

longest i've felt this

wonderfully happy when do you think the

honeymoon phase will end if you love

someone i feel like it

doesn't really

oh

i came to the tower and the pyramid was

there a very irish village humber and we

came to the twisted voter gathered on

the irs spree in the nightingale hall

and where we're going another ducey

though

irish time one irish land in the hills

of an island yeah well in ireland for

the leaf clover heaven

iron

village for a thousand years same and

people are looking the same and the kids

will look the same as them hey this one

really ever end two to three months

who's more clingy

me for sure me not even a question i

would say me i think she is he's

definitely a little bit less emotionally

available at times if i don't say like

good night to her the night before or

something she'll get mad at me in the

morning so like you know she wants my

attention make sure that like

i'm i'm you know sending her my energy

so

you know why i like her i like her

leather jacket i love when women wear

this

i like that the turtleneck leather

jacket combo

i like that

that's the move

i feel like he would say he's more

clingy but i think i'm more clingy i

think she is she does tell me she wants

to live in my skin sometimes so

[Laughter]

oh i did not imagine him to sound like

that

that dude

might be confused about

never mind

have you heard your partner fart

i haven't no no have you farted in front

of him

yes

how dare you

that's disgusting

if you farted near me on a date

i would block i would block you in front

of you i would take out my phone and hit

block so you can see it and leave the

restaurant and make you pay for

everything

was the silence what oh

i haven't heard her fart but she's heard

me fart a lot i have

you drink a lot of protein shakes so it

just comes out it is a

that's a

cornerstone of our relationship i call

him my gassy gas lighter if he annoys me

you know what i realized i'm a hater

i'm literally a hater man i just

i hate on these people

i don't like these people i i'm i'm out

here to hate on their happiness that's

the truth

and i understand it now

because what the fuck

i don't know what she eats but they'll

be like egg salad wrapped in burnt hair

it was rancid i mean it was so sulfurous

that it was nasty do you want to have

kids yes oh for sure how many at least

three probably do you want to have kids

yes i do i do not

i mean

i have a very weird thing about bringing

another brown person into the world

that doesn't

care about them so i don't want to put

someone through the things that i've

been through what's the

okay

sure

whatever you say dude

worst fight you two have been in so far

we don't really get into fights

is that boring she was kissing other

people at a party so i was a little bit

upset like i thought that was an

intimate thing what do you consider

cheating when it's like obvious it's

more than a friendship i could see how

she did

isn't the truth most couples are just

accidents you know most couples are just

stupid people bumping into each other

the truth it takes perception to see

takes perception

takes

perception it takes perception

most couples are just stupid people who

bumped into each other

that's why she just kissed a random dude

at the party no shit that's how you're

designed as an npc you're just gonna

bump into other npcs if your connection

is not based on 6g energy

you're just gonna it's just it's just

accidental it's not even real

you know what i mean

it's just an accident i didn't think it

was cheating

but like in the moment i was like wow

like i didn't like yeah i thought it was

what do you consider cheating

cheating

i have a big list for that one following

other girls on social media that

you guys know i like this

i literally love her energy i could

literally tell see i i judge a book by

its cover

i'm not saying i would date her i

wouldn't she's not my type in every kind

of way

but just from her fashion sense

just from how she presents herself just

from her posture how she's standing

that's a haas type of woman and when she

has that toxicity where she's so fucking

jealous

that she does she thinks following other

women on social media is cheating

i like that that tells me

you actually

are paying attention to shit i don't

like people who don't pay attention i

don't like carelessness you want to know

why i don't like carelessness

because if you're going to have my

fucking kids

you can't i can't have you be fucking

careless you're going to be fucking

holding my son in your arms

and you're gonna be looking the other

way and a fucking alligator is gonna

come and fucking eat him when you're not

looking because you're fucking careless

if you have if you are like you care you

got that evil eye

you you are paying attention

that's what i like

i like women who pay attention

so i like this

a lot actually

post more like risque

type of content i don't mind like if she

talks to like other guys but if she like

you know tries to build something

emotional or like romantic then i'm like

is cheating a deal breaker

absolutely for me yeah what would it

take for you to break up

she has warrior energy and that's what i

like she has warrior energy

and that's what i like

cheating for sure

long distance

i don't like any of these other women

here except her i don't like her

this woman is airheaded she's the most

stupid person she's literally a bird she

has the brain of a bird

she's the most air-headed idiot i've

ever seen

her leaving the country if i let's say

move to a different place city or for

work i would break up with him if he

didn't go to therapy possibly and get

his issues figured out we almost did

break up because of that but he was the

one who was like i need to start putting

in more effort do you think this person

is the one right now feels that way yeah

um

i don't believe in the one when i think

about her

see when i told you she was stupid

that's just what a stupid person would

say

i had i just feel like warm and fuzzy i

think he's a great guy

and i'm enjoying my time with him but

people can change i can change i have

just never been in a relationship where

like i was this happy this much of the

time i love her through all of her

faults her good and her bad i feel like

he makes me feel really safe

i don't like her

i don't like her because uh

she

she's just egotistical i could tell

she's egotistical i don't like her

i don't like her because she's like

she's too focused on her ego she's not

even passionate about the relationship

she's passionate about the social

perception of the relationship

she's like oh i did we have to look

perfect for this photo we have to take

the perfect instagram photo we have to

look perfect

everything has to be arranged well oh my

god that's that's the type of energy

she's on right that's why i don't like

her

and i haven't really felt like that with

anybody my dog's name is obi and she

takes care of him too so

i can see myself with it

so if they were to propose right now

what would you say

honestly i think right now i would have

to say no

damn

i like this couple

i i approve of this couple

but has gets the first night with the

wife you know that ritual

where since this this is a cult right

oz what about your ego shut the fuck up

bitch

my ego

shut the you think i give a fuck about

society when it comes to my relationship

but i i will approve i will bless

weddings

but i have just like saddam you know

saddam had the right of first night

with the wife on marriage i have the

same shit

as saddam hat

i'd have to say no

let's do it

no

i'll sign it

show me the paperwork

by the way pro tip

your girl is gonna see me like andrew

tate she's gonna hate me okay

don't fucking tell someone you're in a

relationship with that you watch me

like if you're you're a retard if you're

the type of guy who's like oh let me

show you this half guy you're stupid

she's not showing you her manicure

fucking tutorial on youtube because she

knows that's not for you

so don't be showing your fucking girl

has cause she's not gonna like me and if

she don't like me

i'm gonna feel bad because i'm gonna be

a source of tension in your life

your girl hates me you wanna know why

she hates me

because

she sees me as a competitor for your

influence

she wants to be the haas of your life

so letter

do it what do you think he said

no

oh he said yes he said he'd say yes

it's just like women who are jealous of

video games

they see the video game as a competitor

don't show your girl haas if you show

your girl house

she's gonna hate me and then you're

gonna be like huh

my girl hates you should i break up with

her

no

that's never happened but i can imagine

it happening you know i can imagine a

dude like yeah i broke up with my girl

because she didn't like infrared

because this is why

because it'll be a source of tension in

your relationship and you'll start

having arguments over it

and like

you'll argue all the time and then the

argument will turn into something else

like oh yeah and you're a fat bitch or

you say some shit like that slip out and

then you break up with her

why just don't tell her okay

oopsie if she was to propose right now

i'd pro i pro i'd say yes probably

actually we just have the same sense of

humor she makes me laugh she makes me

smile like

i feel loved by her i would say yes but

that would be wild is he gonna come in

right now

so she brought you here today

the ultimate test is

can she compete with silence

can she compete is she more beautiful

than silence

because silence is beautiful

what if my gf don't hate you what does

that mean i mean she's lying

because

i mean she's lying

for your happiness she's like oh yeah

i'm sacrificing myself for you

you got me i was like wait wait

well at least you know you wouldn't say

no yeah that's right all right bitches

line up the game

100 women describe their first orgasm

imagine if you had a 100 dude describing

their first nut

yo

you know what i mean

it's just weird

a hundred women described their first

orgasm why

or what

um i remember it like when uh why for

the public

why

i kind of want to stream like two more

hours but i can't because i gotta wake

up and i don't know if there's going to

be a stream tomorrow because of my sleep

but if i do get sleep i'm going to

scream and if i don't i'm just not

because i've decided i'm not streaming

anymore if i don't sleep all right

that's just the new rule

i got new rules i kind of i'm the dual

looper

of

streaming

and i got new rules

so

uh listen

look up do a looper new rules and then

understand right

so anyway guys

we're gonna wrap it up here

and yeah we're