Haz Plays Skyrim Part 2 | Haz The Sigmaβ’οΈ | Vegansβ’οΈ | #Mingus | #Mingusdidntkillhimself
2021-08-18
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tree
has
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come based
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off to bleakfall's barrow with you the
yarl is not a patient man neither am i
come to think of it
of course y'all about roof you seem to
have found me an able assistant
i'm sure he will let us continue our
journey
and you'll be rewarded
white run will be in your debt
and see what the [Β __Β ] is going on
[Β __Β ] out of my way
better make it out alive now
now we gotta make it out alive
the vegans are after me
can't let them win no
oh
the vegans are coming
oh
we gotta steal the horse
look
is there a horse i killed the horse
oh [Β __Β ]
oh i don't know what to do
we're on our way to bleak falls barrow
we didn't say we're gonna do it on legal
terms
i never promised you i was gonna do it
in clean
yeah i'll finish the quest
i never said i was gonna finish this
quest clean
escaping the vegans
or vegans up there
[Β __Β ]
all right
begin
do something
uh
big
there's no escape
[Β __Β ]
skyrim belongs
oh the [Β __Β ] do i get for [Β __Β ] bleak
falls blairo
watch as a hunter
i'm sure
this
innocent little animal
too bad you are devoid of consciousness
show the vegans the way
[Β __Β ] are you
vegan vegan vegan activist
skyrim belongs to the north
can there ever be friendship between
humans and animals
oh
so
dragon war
uh
hmm
they should not be
[Β __Β ] do i do this [Β __Β ]
how the [Β __Β ] do i get up there man
[Β __Β ] get up there what the [Β __Β ]
uh
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eating meat
will give you this power
eating meat will give you this
power eating meat will give you this
power
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never should have come here
focus
i would not play vr
i can read chat guys
still i can i have two screens
i'll just have one screen
sneak
no
yes
foreign
you picked a bad time
snake
snake snake
dolphin
dolphin
yes
uh
what's the exploit where you could like
just get god weapons and just kill him
in one hit
what's the ex what do i gotta do for
that
okay
wow
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you over here
it's coming loose i can feel it
secret of bleak falls barrow
is your mom's
[Β __Β ]
oh
ah
[Β __Β ]
ugh
uh
a depth isn't bad
i hate choice
uh
um
i gotta find the vegans
dragonborn
there we go
air butterfly owl
yes
yes
finally speak
uh
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damn tyra banks
i am tyra banks
hmm
so
so
there's no penalty for going to prison
keep going to prison
and there'll be no penalty
oh guards
i can kill as many people
as i want
murder as many animals as i please
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and there will be
no consequence
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fear not come dragon or giant will be
ready
you see
the
terminologies ah the dragon stone you'll
have to see the
so your information was correct after
all and we have our friend here to thank
for recovering it for us
you went into place
you need to come at once a dragon's been
sighted nearby
you should come to
the dragon how exciting
huh
let's go
tells me you came from the western
watchtower
yes my lord
i'm the alpha here
i'm the boss
faster than anything i've ever seen what
did it do
is it attacking the what
the tower
no matter what
it was just circling overhead when i
left i never ran so fast in my life i
thought he would have come after me
help me
get down to the barracks for some food
and rest
you've earned it
you'd better gather some guardsmen and
get down there
i've already ordered my men to muster
them the main gate
don't fail me
there's no time to stand on stage
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and help her fight this i've been shrunk
you survived helgen
so you have more but i haven't forgot
and please accept this gift from my
person you all see him he's right there
i want you to go
now
how am i supposed to fight a
i dragon you here working on ways to
defend the city against these dragons
as you command
one last thing here
what am i supposed to do
what we're dealing with
don't worry my lord i am the very soul
of caution
good luck
i am the dragon
not now
not now
is it attacking the watchtower
no matter what
it was just circling overhead when i
left i never ran so fast in my life
i thought you'd come after me for sure
good work son
we'll take it from here
head down
the barracks for some food and rest
you've earned it
ireland you'd better gather some
guardsmen and get down there
i've already ordered my men to mustang
and the main gate
good
don't fail me
there's no time to i want you use but i
haven't
and please accept this gift from my
personal armory there's no time i want
you used now
of mine i would very much
no i'll see you with the watchtower as
soon as the rest of them
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imperator thank you so much man
appreciate it holy [Β __Β ] thank you man
appreciate it a lot
no get back it's still here somewhere
just got grabbed
i'm just gonna hide
oh [Β __Β ]
vegans are like don't kill him he's
harmless nothing wrong with animals
[Β __Β ] over here
it's already dead the [Β __Β ] happened
i'm doing like no damage
i'm not playing on easy i don't know why
it's taking like so quickly to kill [Β __Β ]
get back
dragon meets
that's what you did isn't it absorb the
dragon's power
the [Β __Β ] i can't even teleport
can't even teleport back
okay
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that's right my grandfather used
look
you already have been told you're not
allowed here turn around and go back the
way you came
we're causing no trouble
got some good pieces out here if you're
looking to buy more inside
don't forget to check in
at the shop if you need anything
i don't claim to be the best flex
it's a sword listen
could you take the sword to my father
thanks
does she sell [Β __Β ]
do you sell anything
she closes
take a look
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he cannot hide from us forever
the [Β __Β ]
i need leather strips
why didn't you tell me that
i help
father more
do you think all the council my father
provides york is his alone
let's just say iron
i'm waiting
and i sell you some [Β __Β ] out with the
finest weapons in armor
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until next time
oh yeah i need one thing
looking to protect yourself or deal some
damage
until next time
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value determines xp now what does that
mean
oh you can't do the iron daggers thing
can't do the iron guys tell me how to do
the exploit tell me how to do like an
exploit
how do i just do an exploit tell me how
how do i do exploits
no i don't want to use the console i
want to use the game
how do i do it through the game
oh wait
i know a really good exploit actually
let me show it to you guys
i actually know an ob explosion so what
happened at the watch tower
was there's no but there must be more to
dragonborn
so it's true
masters of the the drag if you
you heard
you stop by my right eyes
hey [Β __Β ] hey [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] little
[Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] bow [Β __Β ]
throw it right in your [Β __Β ] face
call this a [Β __Β ] reward
shove it up your ass [Β __Β ]
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fart in your face [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] away from
me
god
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i'm getting out of here
that's what i was going to do i was
going to dawn star
yep
that's what exactly what i was about to
do is go to dawn star because i know
about that one
but i have to hire a carriage to do that
[Β __Β ]
this [Β __Β ] out
come on come on
i can take you to any of the old
capitals
where the [Β __Β ] did she come from man
so
oh forgive me
look the other way this time give me
yourself
i literally got out of it i didn't even
save that's the thing
i didn't even say
[Β __Β ]
okay let's go to dawn
go get some new gear from gone stone
star
i can take you to where do you want to
go
climbing back and we'll be off
this is super easy
i'm gonna show you how stupid this game
is
and it's not cheating i'm not cheating
todd howard put this in the [Β __Β ] game
so how is it cheating it's not cheating
todd howard put it in the [Β __Β ] game
it's not cheating
i will not cheat in this game okay i'm
playing legit only playing legit if you
know anything
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it's not cheating
the [Β __Β ] is this [Β __Β ]
what am i supposed to do with this
garbage man
oh i could take that
those
yeah
so
oh this is good
good stuff
like that
um
like that
and this uh
i don't need this [Β __Β ]
that [Β __Β ]
i gotta get rid of some stuff
[Β __Β ] is this
doing good
one of the new servants
remember that i like where's the guy
that i have to give this uh sword to
didn't he hear
here he is
i serve yaral balgruff as from adrian ah
thank you please take these few coins
first services rendered
i could have sold the sword for 200.
[Β __Β ] i got scammed okay how do i do the
exploit how do i do the exploit has
appointed me to be your house carl
it's an honor to follow me
honored to see you again this is my wife
i'm wife
i need a fortify alchemy
i need fortify alchemy what the [Β __Β ]
okay here's what we're gonna do
need this
it's a pain in the ass to set up the
restoration exploit
[Β __Β ] man
really
is it really known
does nothing
[Β __Β ]
okay what's good to like get what's a
good
thing to like get
crafting up
what's a good way to get crafting up
daggers that the exploit got uh
the exploit got [Β __Β ] patched the the
dagger thing doesn't work anymore
so what do i do now
make potions
ah no one knows how to [Β __Β ] do it
careful
[Β __Β ] out of here
arrows really
what do i need
iron and leather
okay i got a lot of leather
i got a lot of highs as you can see
so i have a lot of
i got like crazy leather
leather up the wazoo
how do i
how do i craft arrows
go
arrow
i need firewood
and where do i get firewood man
the [Β __Β ] do i get firewood
any firewood
blades helmets pretty much anything to
suit your needs she ain't got [Β __Β ] man
don't forget to check inside the shop if
you need anything
dropping blocks
is there anything where do i find some
good pieces out here if you're looking
to buy more inside
i don't claim to be the best blacksmith
hey i have to [Β __Β ]
legend
no
what do i get an axe
any axes
do you have an axe
it's probably not a good idea to walk
around naked
what do i get an axe
no
i want to go to a riverwood just for
that
should have come here no i'm quick saved
not gonna use console commands
what a riverwood
i need to become powerful dude this is
weak i'm weak as [Β __Β ] right now
hey where's the axe tell me where the
axe is
okay where's the axe
all y'all do is waste my time where's
the [Β __Β ] axe where's the [Β __Β ] axe
where's the axe
i am at the mill right now i'm at the
[Β __Β ] mill there's no axe to be found
and what does this do nothing this does
nothing
what table
you guys literally tricked me
oh fine
i'm carrying too much to be able to run
is this just unlimited wood
all right
hey there's actually a forge here
we could just do this here
these arrows
next time you might want to
dressed before leaving
house
i need more iron ingots
steel ingots
hey can anyone see me
who can see me right now
you can see me
oh rem was right dude arrows are op as
[Β __Β ] arrows literally take two seconds
arrows are literally o o p
did i see you talking to sven shut the
[Β __Β ] up
never mind but i would stay away from
him if i were you
i'm not putting on clothes
i wanna be the very best
no one ever could
where do i get steel ingots
i already stole all these
iron oh i could use iron arrows
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still some ironing gets
that was really close
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hey what are the exploits dude
how do i do exploits
tell me how to do exploits man
color's so unhelpful i swear to god
y'all
somehow so
i don't want to [Β __Β ] put effort going
to mines ram i want to do the exploit
where you can get god weapons you just
[Β __Β ] become opie as [Β __Β ]
show me how to do that
show me how to just hit people once and
they go flying
no there's an exploit to do okay you
know i'm gonna look up the export you
guys are not helping me
skyrim
how to exploit
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skyrim exports
item duplication
um
dealing from the sky forge
hey there's actually a cool exploit i'm
gonna do hold on let me show you guys
this
and steal from your landmate
uh greymane
i use me you do now you go here kill the
dragon
what
see a barrel
jump on top of it
this is not the one with the barrel
where's the barrel
i do not see a barrel they take out the
barrel man
they took out the [Β __Β ] barrel
time to jump
away
face that okay
wait
it's
this where's the barrel i don't see a
barrel
they took out the [Β __Β ] barrel
they took out the barrel dude
they took it out
[Β __Β ] you todd howard [Β __Β ] you todd this
is a out of date
it helps you in any you want to get
yourself a follower and take them behind
bree's home in whiterun step two tell
the follower to wait here step three
drop the items you wish to duplicate if
it's more than one item you're gonna
have to drop them one at a time step
four tell your follower i need you to do
something and click on everything you
just dropped
step five leave white run through the
front gate and come straight back and
finally step six if you did this right
the items you dropped will be on the
floor and in your followers inventory
stealing from the skyforge
it's crazy that i'm doing this skyrim
exploit since it was found back in 2011
and i'm still robbing yearling greymane
blind after all of these years it's
worth noting that for some reason it
doesn't class as stealing so you can
take the items with no repercussions so
every merchant in skyrim buys and sells
out of a chest that the developers have
hidden under the world fortunately
that's where we're headed step one head
over to the front gate in whiterun and
take a left you should see a little and
close oh
it's on the left
i got it wrong
lydia [Β __Β ] move
fat ass
not in a good way
god
yay
okay
all right
we did it
out of here
but how do i okay how do i do that
okay
what am i supposed to do yeah i did this
too early what am i supposed to do
i gotta shout
what
attempts to jump off the barrel through
the gap
[Β __Β ] you todd howard you [Β __Β ]
and now what where do i go
up there
yeah [Β __Β ] todd howard man i don't give a
[Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] him
[Β __Β ] his [Β __Β ] ass
i gotta give a [Β __Β ] man
[Β __Β ] that i'ma let todd howard tell me
what to do
[Β __Β ] you todd howard
ugly ass money
where's the thing
you're gonna want to go around
yeah i gotta get under the sky skyforge
play the game normally no these games
are meant to waste your [Β __Β ] time
dude [Β __Β ] you gamer
[Β __Β ] the gamers i don't give a [Β __Β ]
why should i play normally so i have my
time wasted
oh yeah i'm gonna waste my time leveling
up and grinding in skyrim oh dude don't
do that here
don't do that here dude we don't do that
here
don't do that here
i'm gonna make this
[Β __Β ] to make the scene
i don't know
but
i i can't believe she's literally here
she is here okay
i don't know how you get here how you're
supposed to get either
but a lot of goodies
yay
darling greymane
please don't steal my stuff i'll take
that take all of this
oh yeah i'll take all that
you don't got no nose
it's too
steel ingot
gets spilling it one
imagine you just minding your business
and he walks through the floor like this
what would you
do a lot of steel to shape
so
how do i become op guys just tell me
what to do
hey watch it
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i remember the [Β __Β ] clothes
hi [Β __Β ]
what do you think you're doing leave me
alone
can't believe i died
you