Haz Plays Skyrim Part 2 | Haz The Sigma™️ | Vegans™️ | #Mingus | #Mingusdidntkillhimself

2021-08-18

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has

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come based

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off to bleakfall's barrow with you the

yarl is not a patient man neither am i

come to think of it

of course y'all about roof you seem to

have found me an able assistant

i'm sure he will let us continue our

journey

and you'll be rewarded

white run will be in your debt

and see what the [ __ ] is going on

[ __ ] out of my way

better make it out alive now

now we gotta make it out alive

the vegans are after me

can't let them win no

the vegans are coming

we gotta steal the horse

look

is there a horse i killed the horse

oh [ __ ]

oh i don't know what to do

we're on our way to bleak falls barrow

we didn't say we're gonna do it on legal

terms

i never promised you i was gonna do it

in clean

yeah i'll finish the quest

i never said i was gonna finish this

quest clean

escaping the vegans

or vegans up there

[ __ ]

all right

begin

do something

big

there's no escape

[ __ ]

skyrim belongs

oh the [ __ ] do i get for [ __ ] bleak

falls blairo

watch as a hunter

i'm sure

this

innocent little animal

too bad you are devoid of consciousness

show the vegans the way

[ __ ] are you

vegan vegan vegan activist

skyrim belongs to the north

can there ever be friendship between

humans and animals

dragon war

hmm

they should not be

[ __ ] do i do this [ __ ]

how the [ __ ] do i get up there man

[ __ ] get up there what the [ __ ]

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eating meat

will give you this power

eating meat will give you this

power eating meat will give you this

power

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never should have come here

focus

i would not play vr

i can read chat guys

still i can i have two screens

i'll just have one screen

sneak

yes

foreign

you picked a bad time

snake

snake snake

dolphin

yes

what's the exploit where you could like

just get god weapons and just kill him

in one hit

what's the ex what do i gotta do for

that

okay

wow

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you over here

it's coming loose i can feel it

secret of bleak falls barrow

is your mom's

[ __ ]

ugh

a depth isn't bad

i hate choice

i gotta find the vegans

dragonborn

there we go

air butterfly owl

yes

finally speak

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damn tyra banks

i am tyra banks

hmm

there's no penalty for going to prison

keep going to prison

and there'll be no penalty

oh guards

i can kill as many people

as i want

murder as many animals as i please

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and there will be

no consequence

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fear not come dragon or giant will be

ready

you see

the

terminologies ah the dragon stone you'll

have to see the

so your information was correct after

all and we have our friend here to thank

for recovering it for us

you went into place

you need to come at once a dragon's been

sighted nearby

you should come to

the dragon how exciting

huh

let's go

tells me you came from the western

watchtower

yes my lord

i'm the alpha here

i'm the boss

faster than anything i've ever seen what

did it do

is it attacking the what

the tower

no matter what

it was just circling overhead when i

left i never ran so fast in my life i

thought he would have come after me

help me

get down to the barracks for some food

and rest

you've earned it

you'd better gather some guardsmen and

get down there

i've already ordered my men to muster

them the main gate

don't fail me

there's no time to stand on stage

[Applause]

and help her fight this i've been shrunk

you survived helgen

so you have more but i haven't forgot

and please accept this gift from my

person you all see him he's right there

i want you to go

now

how am i supposed to fight a

i dragon you here working on ways to

defend the city against these dragons

as you command

one last thing here

what am i supposed to do

what we're dealing with

don't worry my lord i am the very soul

of caution

good luck

i am the dragon

not now

is it attacking the watchtower

no matter what

it was just circling overhead when i

left i never ran so fast in my life

i thought you'd come after me for sure

good work son

we'll take it from here

head down

the barracks for some food and rest

you've earned it

ireland you'd better gather some

guardsmen and get down there

i've already ordered my men to mustang

and the main gate

good

don't fail me

there's no time to i want you use but i

haven't

and please accept this gift from my

personal armory there's no time i want

you used now

of mine i would very much

no i'll see you with the watchtower as

soon as the rest of them

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imperator thank you so much man

appreciate it holy [ __ ] thank you man

appreciate it a lot

no get back it's still here somewhere

just got grabbed

i'm just gonna hide

oh [ __ ]

vegans are like don't kill him he's

harmless nothing wrong with animals

[ __ ] over here

it's already dead the [ __ ] happened

i'm doing like no damage

i'm not playing on easy i don't know why

it's taking like so quickly to kill [ __ ]

get back

dragon meets

that's what you did isn't it absorb the

dragon's power

the [ __ ] i can't even teleport

can't even teleport back

okay

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that's right my grandfather used

look

you already have been told you're not

allowed here turn around and go back the

way you came

we're causing no trouble

got some good pieces out here if you're

looking to buy more inside

don't forget to check in

at the shop if you need anything

i don't claim to be the best flex

it's a sword listen

could you take the sword to my father

thanks

does she sell [ __ ]

do you sell anything

she closes

take a look

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he cannot hide from us forever

the [ __ ]

i need leather strips

why didn't you tell me that

i help

father more

do you think all the council my father

provides york is his alone

let's just say iron

i'm waiting

and i sell you some [ __ ] out with the

finest weapons in armor

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until next time

oh yeah i need one thing

looking to protect yourself or deal some

damage

until next time

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value determines xp now what does that

mean

oh you can't do the iron daggers thing

can't do the iron guys tell me how to do

the exploit tell me how to do like an

exploit

how do i just do an exploit tell me how

how do i do exploits

no i don't want to use the console i

want to use the game

how do i do it through the game

oh wait

i know a really good exploit actually

let me show it to you guys

i actually know an ob explosion so what

happened at the watch tower

was there's no but there must be more to

dragonborn

so it's true

masters of the the drag if you

you heard

you stop by my right eyes

hey [ __ ] hey [ __ ] [ __ ] little

[ __ ] [ __ ] bow [ __ ]

throw it right in your [ __ ] face

call this a [ __ ] reward

shove it up your ass [ __ ]

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fart in your face [ __ ] [ __ ] away from

god

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i'm getting out of here

that's what i was going to do i was

going to dawn star

yep

that's what exactly what i was about to

do is go to dawn star because i know

about that one

but i have to hire a carriage to do that

[ __ ]

this [ __ ] out

come on come on

i can take you to any of the old

capitals

where the [ __ ] did she come from man

oh forgive me

look the other way this time give me

yourself

i literally got out of it i didn't even

save that's the thing

i didn't even say

[ __ ]

okay let's go to dawn

go get some new gear from gone stone

star

i can take you to where do you want to

climbing back and we'll be off

this is super easy

i'm gonna show you how stupid this game

and it's not cheating i'm not cheating

todd howard put this in the [ __ ] game

so how is it cheating it's not cheating

todd howard put it in the [ __ ] game

it's not cheating

i will not cheat in this game okay i'm

playing legit only playing legit if you

know anything

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it's not cheating

the [ __ ] is this [ __ ]

what am i supposed to do with this

garbage man

oh i could take that

those

yeah

oh this is good

good stuff

like that

and this uh

i don't need this [ __ ]

that [ __ ]

i gotta get rid of some stuff

[ __ ] is this

doing good

one of the new servants

remember that i like where's the guy

that i have to give this uh sword to

didn't he hear

here he is

i serve yaral balgruff as from adrian ah

thank you please take these few coins

first services rendered

i could have sold the sword for 200.

[ __ ] i got scammed okay how do i do the

exploit how do i do the exploit has

appointed me to be your house carl

it's an honor to follow me

honored to see you again this is my wife

i'm wife

i need a fortify alchemy

i need fortify alchemy what the [ __ ]

okay here's what we're gonna do

need this

it's a pain in the ass to set up the

restoration exploit

[ __ ] man

really

is it really known

does nothing

[ __ ]

okay what's good to like get what's a

good

thing to like get

crafting up

what's a good way to get crafting up

daggers that the exploit got uh

the exploit got [ __ ] patched the the

dagger thing doesn't work anymore

so what do i do now

make potions

ah no one knows how to [ __ ] do it

careful

[ __ ] out of here

arrows really

what do i need

iron and leather

okay i got a lot of leather

i got a lot of highs as you can see

so i have a lot of

i got like crazy leather

leather up the wazoo

how do i

how do i craft arrows

arrow

i need firewood

and where do i get firewood man

the [ __ ] do i get firewood

any firewood

blades helmets pretty much anything to

suit your needs she ain't got [ __ ] man

don't forget to check inside the shop if

you need anything

dropping blocks

is there anything where do i find some

good pieces out here if you're looking

to buy more inside

i don't claim to be the best blacksmith

hey i have to [ __ ]

legend

what do i get an axe

any axes

do you have an axe

it's probably not a good idea to walk

around naked

what do i get an axe

i want to go to a riverwood just for

that

should have come here no i'm quick saved

not gonna use console commands

what a riverwood

i need to become powerful dude this is

weak i'm weak as [ __ ] right now

hey where's the axe tell me where the

axe is

okay where's the axe

all y'all do is waste my time where's

the [ __ ] axe where's the [ __ ] axe

where's the axe

i am at the mill right now i'm at the

[ __ ] mill there's no axe to be found

and what does this do nothing this does

nothing

what table

you guys literally tricked me

oh fine

i'm carrying too much to be able to run

is this just unlimited wood

all right

hey there's actually a forge here

we could just do this here

these arrows

next time you might want to

dressed before leaving

house

i need more iron ingots

steel ingots

hey can anyone see me

who can see me right now

you can see me

oh rem was right dude arrows are op as

[ __ ] arrows literally take two seconds

arrows are literally o o p

did i see you talking to sven shut the

[ __ ] up

never mind but i would stay away from

him if i were you

i'm not putting on clothes

i wanna be the very best

no one ever could

where do i get steel ingots

i already stole all these

iron oh i could use iron arrows

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still some ironing gets

that was really close

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hey what are the exploits dude

how do i do exploits

tell me how to do exploits man

color's so unhelpful i swear to god

y'all

somehow so

i don't want to [ __ ] put effort going

to mines ram i want to do the exploit

where you can get god weapons you just

[ __ ] become opie as [ __ ]

show me how to do that

show me how to just hit people once and

they go flying

no there's an exploit to do okay you

know i'm gonna look up the export you

guys are not helping me

skyrim

how to exploit

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skyrim exports

item duplication

dealing from the sky forge

hey there's actually a cool exploit i'm

gonna do hold on let me show you guys

this

and steal from your landmate

uh greymane

i use me you do now you go here kill the

dragon

what

see a barrel

jump on top of it

this is not the one with the barrel

where's the barrel

i do not see a barrel they take out the

barrel man

they took out the [ __ ] barrel

time to jump

away

face that okay

wait

it's

this where's the barrel i don't see a

barrel

they took out the [ __ ] barrel

they took out the barrel dude

they took it out

[ __ ] you todd howard [ __ ] you todd this

is a out of date

it helps you in any you want to get

yourself a follower and take them behind

bree's home in whiterun step two tell

the follower to wait here step three

drop the items you wish to duplicate if

it's more than one item you're gonna

have to drop them one at a time step

four tell your follower i need you to do

something and click on everything you

just dropped

step five leave white run through the

front gate and come straight back and

finally step six if you did this right

the items you dropped will be on the

floor and in your followers inventory

stealing from the skyforge

it's crazy that i'm doing this skyrim

exploit since it was found back in 2011

and i'm still robbing yearling greymane

blind after all of these years it's

worth noting that for some reason it

doesn't class as stealing so you can

take the items with no repercussions so

every merchant in skyrim buys and sells

out of a chest that the developers have

hidden under the world fortunately

that's where we're headed step one head

over to the front gate in whiterun and

take a left you should see a little and

close oh

it's on the left

i got it wrong

lydia [ __ ] move

fat ass

not in a good way

god

yay

okay

all right

we did it

out of here

but how do i okay how do i do that

okay

what am i supposed to do yeah i did this

too early what am i supposed to do

i gotta shout

what

attempts to jump off the barrel through

the gap

[ __ ] you todd howard you [ __ ]

and now what where do i go

up there

yeah [ __ ] todd howard man i don't give a

[ __ ]

[ __ ] him

[ __ ] his [ __ ] ass

i gotta give a [ __ ] man

[ __ ] that i'ma let todd howard tell me

what to do

[ __ ] you todd howard

ugly ass money

where's the thing

you're gonna want to go around

yeah i gotta get under the sky skyforge

play the game normally no these games

are meant to waste your [ __ ] time

dude [ __ ] you gamer

[ __ ] the gamers i don't give a [ __ ]

why should i play normally so i have my

time wasted

oh yeah i'm gonna waste my time leveling

up and grinding in skyrim oh dude don't

do that here

don't do that here dude we don't do that

here

don't do that here

i'm gonna make this

[ __ ] to make the scene

i don't know

but

i i can't believe she's literally here

she is here okay

i don't know how you get here how you're

supposed to get either

but a lot of goodies

yay

darling greymane

please don't steal my stuff i'll take

that take all of this

oh yeah i'll take all that

you don't got no nose

it's too

steel ingot

gets spilling it one

imagine you just minding your business

and he walks through the floor like this

what would you

do a lot of steel to shape

how do i become op guys just tell me

what to do

hey watch it

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i remember the [ __ ] clothes

hi [ __ ]

what do you think you're doing leave me

alone

can't believe i died

you