Haz from Infrared Plays Who Wants to be a Millionare

2021-08-04
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let's see the bets
not a lot of people are betting a lot
not a lot of people are betting
so i'm gonna lose according to y'all
okay okay
we'll see remember it's easy mode
remember it's easy mode i don't know if
you remember that
you should remember that i'm warning you
it's easy mode
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[Applause]
guys are you regretting your votes
what do cows produce come on ketchup
ketchup this is easy
good lucky
uh z
is it z
is it z come on guys says that it's
c okay see
y'all really [Β __Β ] up
yo guys guys guys by the way
you doubted me right
this easy dude piss easy
[Β __Β ] stupid so
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the question does not inspire you and
that is why you choose to use your
switch lifeline
well done
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mods offers you yeah time out anyone who
gives answers
or yeah time out anyone giving answers
for a date
what is a thin tube you just take liquid
samples in a lab called
i actually don't know this is it a it's
not a barrel meter
it might be an e pilot no it's not a
knee that's a shoulder pad
it's not an autoclay it's got to be a
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pipette
good luck to you for this new question
okay that was a member block me dude
[Β __Β ] me oh this is easy
this is [Β __Β ] easy dude rihanna
[Β __Β ] remember
[Applause]
[Music]
you will be asked a new easy a question
mark
of course you had me of course
[Applause]
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well now a geezer
that's easy i'm going to choose guys all
the doubters dude
doubters are [Β __Β ] stupid
okay audience this question is worth a
good prize
take a good look at it and vote now oh
it's madagascar [Β __Β ]
i knew it's madagascar dude i'm stupid i
wasn't thinking
i just didn't want to risk it let's go
for c
you seem to be convinced yes
is excuse me is there a difference
between a [Β __Β ] rabbit and a hair now
what is this [Β __Β ] there's a difference
from now on [Β __Β ] you
[Β __Β ] you literally [Β __Β ] you
[Music]
can someone tell me what a hair isn't a
hair and a rabbit the same
question good luck to you well i thought
a rabbit and a hair
are the same thing aren't they the same
i thought they're the same thing aren't
they the same
there's a difference hairs are more
burly who the [Β __Β ] knows that what is
not an aquatic animal
these are all wrong aren't platypuses
aquatic
they don't [Β __Β ] around in the water come
on man what is this [Β __Β ]
by calling someone you may be making
sure you get rid of this embarrassing
question
okay let's go
this is stupid is not aquatic they're
all aquatic
turtles are aquatic oh no tortoises
can i go back it's a tortoise turtles
are not aquatic
i got it can i go back can i take this
back
i guess i can't
i knew it it inspires confidence in me i
thought like tortoise
that's my phone i was thinking tortoises
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is this hemingway
[Applause]
does anyone [Β __Β ] know this
does anyone know this
who the [Β __Β ] knows this man
a good hunch did it see
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give them their [Β __Β ] points
i was gonna do 18 too i was just like
why don't i go the middle route
okay okay i think i'm gonna win this
time mods do another prediction
another prediction
do another prediction
another prediction do another one
do another one
do another one mods do another one
okay we got it
boom
boom
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boom
boom
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yeah it's uneasy
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bow
boom
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boom
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my computer's so hot i don't know why
boom
bow
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bow
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[Applause]
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let's go with hey
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you used
and massimo chooses d
then
i'm going to choose d
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[Applause]
what is a [Β __Β ] nettle i've never
heard of a nettle in my [Β __Β ] life
the [Β __Β ] is a nettle dude what is this
[Β __Β ] this is easy mode
how is this [Β __Β ] easy mode dude the
[Β __Β ] is a nettle
honestly this is an important question
if you would pick up those keypads and
enter your votes now
okay i don't know what a nettle is
i've never heard of that yes that's it
i'm gonna look up what a nettle is
nettle this is alexander the great wood
the [Β __Β ] is a net it's a leaf
who the [Β __Β ] knows this dude
alexander obviously good hunch but let's
see
this money
of course
what is the infinitive form of the verb
in the following sentence
my gut says that it's c okay
c
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and let's go for a
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[Applause]
hey yes that's it
okay this one shares a border
i think this one shares a border
i think this one does
i'm wondering if this one does this one
doesn't right
i'm choosing d it inspires confidence in
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me
[Applause]
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what
man what the [Β __Β ] is this [Β __Β ] man
like what the [Β __Β ] is that
what is this man okay we will [Β __Β ] am i
supposed to know this [Β __Β ]
okay great that's what i already
narrowed it down into in my [Β __Β ] head
and massimo chooses d
[Β __Β ] me dude
it's gotta be the seven go for a
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that's
[Applause]
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[Β __Β ] me one of these
it's not the rubicon it's the tiger [Β __Β ]
you it's the tiger
it's the [Β __Β ] tiber [Β __Β ] you if you
think it's the rubicon
so
okay let's call a friend
hello
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[Applause]
he won [Β __Β ] you doubters [Β __Β ] you
daughters doubters [Β __Β ] you [Β __Β ]
the doubters in my [Β __Β ] chat what are
you gonna do
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easy
easy
easy dude
oh my god dude
oh my god dude oh my
mods give my [Β __Β ] believers their
money
damn look how much they earned
for believing in me 650k
holy [Β __Β ] what a payout dude
what a [Β __Β ] payout
that's what happens with my believers
all right new one new one we're gonna
see a new one
new one
new one my believers
get rewarded don't [Β __Β ] doubt me
understand
my [Β __Β ] believers
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get rewarded [Β __Β ] understand
that doubting me is the biggest [Β __Β ]
mistake you can make
in this game
you
know
truth
to be
how
why
now i
am
here
[Applause]
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i'm going to choose
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that
hey yes that's it
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[Applause]
let's go for c
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easy all i
want
it's one of these two okay i'm gonna
skip this [Β __Β ] stupid question
you choose to use your switch lifeline
you are careful
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let's go with hey
on i knew it wasn't naruto
i guessed it was an attack on titan so
it was between the
fairy tale and that one
well now it's b of course
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[Applause]
bruh is this easy mode what the [Β __Β ] is
this man
okay
my gut says that it's c okay
c
[Applause]
i actually don't know this it's
italy right yeah it's italy
yes that's it
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no
why did i think it was [Β __Β ] italy
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toledo was a giveaway dude
[Β __Β ] dude i should have known that
i should have known that [Β __Β ] man [Β __Β ]
me
okay mods do another bet do another bet
easy
oz is less smart than he believes hey
dumbass
hey dumbass do you
[Β __Β ] not it's literally [Β __Β ]
knowledgeable
knowledgeability about [Β __Β ] dumb
factoids you [Β __Β ] think my brain has
enough
hard drive space for this [Β __Β ] give me a
[Β __Β ] marxism
thing you know
oh cause i don't know the [Β __Β ]
numbers on hogwarts i'm not smart
shut the [Β __Β ] up dude
i know it's 2 fps [Β __Β ] me what's wrong
with this [Β __Β ]
yeah let's make these quick the bets
have to be quicker
okay doubters [Β __Β ] you
[Β __Β ] you doubters
if i don't know this that's because i'm
not smart right shut the [Β __Β ] up
it's one of these let's go with
a of course
i don't know indeed it inspires
confidence in me
[Music]
[Applause]
have a good hunch that let's see
hey yes that's it
this one
[Music]
and let's go for a
just
[Applause]
let's go with hey hey doubters you sure
about that choice
[Applause]
this is easy
are you absolute
[Music]
you should have listened to that i got
arrogant dude i got [Β __Β ]
arrogant i got [Β __Β ] arrogant dude i
didn't even use
any of my lifelines you see why i'm
careful
i knew as some [Β __Β ] french guy i knew
it was a [Β __Β ] french guy
i knew it was some [Β __Β ] french guy
dude
hey mods give them their points let's
bet again
doubters you're gonna [Β __Β ] pay
doubters you're gonna [Β __Β ] pay
hey doubters you're gonna [Β __Β ] pay
dude you're gonna [Β __Β ] pay doubters
you're gonna pay doubters i promise you
you're gonna pay
powders you're not gonna get away you
know whatever you think you're gonna get
away with your daughters
you're not you're not you're not [Β __Β ]
you doubters
you're not gonna get away with the
doubters okay you're not
i'm gonna [Β __Β ] be careful and use my
lifelines and [Β __Β ] you know
i'm gonna use my [Β __Β ] lifelines
and actually be careful okay
the votes are over
the levers got it in the bag okay
believers got this
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yeah it's so hard right okay see
i'm choosing d it inspires confidence in
me
[Music]
quite annoying let's go with doubters
are
[Β __Β ] done dude
and let's go for a
oh god i literally should have used the
lifeline for that
i [Β __Β ] pretty sure it was the
godfather
but i didn't know for certain oh my god
jesus let's see okay see
i took a risk dangerous risk
this is easy dude is shark massimo
chooses
d is that your phone yes
the neolithic
[Β __Β ] the neolithic revolution was the
agricultural revolution
you know none of this is accurate this
is none of this is accurate it depends
on the time it could it could be
either of these three actually all three
of these
it's literally all three of these i'm
not gonna guess though i'm just gonna
[Β __Β ]
skip it should i skip this early
no i'll let the audience respond
okay audience finger e
it's not true that's actually not true
that is not true
you pulled it off that's not true that's
not [Β __Β ] true dude
this is not true
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what discovery marked the beginning of
ancient history
okay these are also all wrong but i
think i guess they want me to say
fire [Β __Β ] you [Β __Β ]
he's a [Β __Β ] he should have listened
to that voice
that's the wrong answer oh well
i really didn't see that one coming i'm
sorry
but you're still leaving with your
guaranteed cash prize
[Β __Β ] dumb [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] dumb
[Β __Β ]
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they are actually wrong they are
actually [Β __Β ] wrong
one more time we're doing it one more
time
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i was [Β __Β ] right
okay if i do not know with 100 certainty
i'm using lifeline
okay vote predict predict hurry
[Β __Β ] hurry up so we can just do this
[Β __Β ]
somebody predicted 35k i'm gonna lose
good luck i'm going to win this one okay
i'm going to win this one
history equals fire this was what they
actually mean is that history begins
with recorded history
recorded history okay i guess i get it
oh what is the ancient is an ambiguous
word like let me look up the etymology
of ancient does ancient actually refer
ancient history is the aggregate oh from
the beginning of writing
okay fine [Β __Β ] you
fine fine fine i was wrong
okay i was [Β __Β ] wrong
human history dude you're stupid
humans predated ancient history by
[Β __Β ]
tens of thousands of years if not
hundreds and i'm not talking about
neanderthals
okay
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can you guys vote
can we get a fact check on those
on what that [Β __Β ] humans predated
written history obviously they [Β __Β ]
did
by a long time
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ah
i'm going to choose d
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and let's go for a
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obviously it's beans but
are there white beans are there white
beans
no they're not white they're like
tannish let's go with
a is that your that's my final answer
[Music]
[Applause]
when a picture of a star
is edited it's retouched let's go for
a
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hey yes thomas jefferson
you know what my next
what if you get a
lava and water it's stone did they
change it i'm choosing d
it inspires confidence in me
liquid to solid is freezing
it's water it's freezing and i would say
b
obviously oh god
[Applause]
[Β __Β ] off
okay ladies and gentlemen you heard it
we need a little help here
if you would pick up those keypads and
enter your votes now
is the audience always right
is that your final
so
nobody used two of them you decide to
play the lifeline allowing you to call
really corals are [Β __Β ] animals
are they [Β __Β ] really animals
they're actually [Β __Β ] it i would have
never guessed this
dude my gut says that it's c okay
see
a deer and a stag
am i supposed to know this [Β __Β ] am i
actually
i don't know i don't know this i [Β __Β ]
don't know this
am i supposed to [Β __Β ] know about this
i'm supposed to [Β __Β ] know i have a
good hunch
this is what i think it is
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oh the last one to feature him
okay let's
[Β __Β ] me man my gut says that it's c
okay c
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oh isn't this movie from 2012
this is yeah none of these came out in
2010 isn't this 2012
let's
[Applause]
okay [Β __Β ] this guys i don't have any
[Β __Β ] lifelines anymore
i don't got no lifelines anymore it's
like
you know how tempted i am to just cheat
because i cheat in every game i play so
why shouldn't i just cheat in this
because who the [Β __Β ] is shannon
messenger
i've never heard of any of these dude
i've never [Β __Β ] heard of any of these
i've never [Β __Β ] heard of any of these
dude
this one sounds the most familiar
this really sounds the most familiar to
me c
the lost keepers but i really don't know
i'm not gonna ask chat that's cheating
the mixed i've never heard of any of
this dude is there any [Β __Β ] cop is
there anything that can save me from
this
i losed all my lifeline i shouldn't have
used the fast and furious one
i should not have [Β __Β ] used that one
god dude well how am i supposed to know
what that is dude
honestly how am i supposed to [Β __Β ]
know
and massimo chooses d
i noticed your hesitation you should
have listened to that voice
that's the wrong answer oh but i'm so
shy
how did it just [Β __Β ] how did it know
you are leaving with your game how did
it know
you played a good game good try
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you