Haz from Infrared Plays Who Wants to be a Millionare

2021-08-04

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let's see the bets

not a lot of people are betting a lot

not a lot of people are betting

so i'm gonna lose according to y'all

okay okay

we'll see remember it's easy mode

remember it's easy mode i don't know if

you remember that

you should remember that i'm warning you

it's easy mode

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guys are you regretting your votes

what do cows produce come on ketchup

ketchup this is easy

good lucky

uh z

is it z

is it z come on guys says that it's

c okay see

y'all really [ __ ] up

yo guys guys guys by the way

you doubted me right

this easy dude piss easy

[ __ ] stupid so

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the question does not inspire you and

that is why you choose to use your

switch lifeline

well done

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mods offers you yeah time out anyone who

gives answers

or yeah time out anyone giving answers

for a date

what is a thin tube you just take liquid

samples in a lab called

i actually don't know this is it a it's

not a barrel meter

it might be an e pilot no it's not a

knee that's a shoulder pad

it's not an autoclay it's got to be a

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pipette

good luck to you for this new question

okay that was a member block me dude

[ __ ] me oh this is easy

this is [ __ ] easy dude rihanna

[ __ ] remember

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you will be asked a new easy a question

mark

of course you had me of course

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well now a geezer

that's easy i'm going to choose guys all

the doubters dude

doubters are [ __ ] stupid

okay audience this question is worth a

good prize

take a good look at it and vote now oh

it's madagascar [ __ ]

i knew it's madagascar dude i'm stupid i

wasn't thinking

i just didn't want to risk it let's go

for c

you seem to be convinced yes

is excuse me is there a difference

between a [ __ ] rabbit and a hair now

what is this [ __ ] there's a difference

from now on [ __ ] you

[ __ ] you literally [ __ ] you

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can someone tell me what a hair isn't a

hair and a rabbit the same

question good luck to you well i thought

a rabbit and a hair

are the same thing aren't they the same

i thought they're the same thing aren't

they the same

there's a difference hairs are more

burly who the [ __ ] knows that what is

not an aquatic animal

these are all wrong aren't platypuses

aquatic

they don't [ __ ] around in the water come

on man what is this [ __ ]

by calling someone you may be making

sure you get rid of this embarrassing

question

okay let's go

this is stupid is not aquatic they're

all aquatic

turtles are aquatic oh no tortoises

can i go back it's a tortoise turtles

are not aquatic

i got it can i go back can i take this

back

i guess i can't

i knew it it inspires confidence in me i

thought like tortoise

that's my phone i was thinking tortoises

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is this hemingway

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does anyone [ __ ] know this

does anyone know this

who the [ __ ] knows this man

a good hunch did it see

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give them their [ __ ] points

i was gonna do 18 too i was just like

why don't i go the middle route

okay okay i think i'm gonna win this

time mods do another prediction

another prediction

do another prediction

another prediction do another one

do another one

do another one mods do another one

okay we got it

boom

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boom

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yeah it's uneasy

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bow

boom

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boom

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my computer's so hot i don't know why

boom

bow

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bow

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let's go with hey

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you used

and massimo chooses d

then

i'm going to choose d

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what is a [ __ ] nettle i've never

heard of a nettle in my [ __ ] life

the [ __ ] is a nettle dude what is this

[ __ ] this is easy mode

how is this [ __ ] easy mode dude the

[ __ ] is a nettle

honestly this is an important question

if you would pick up those keypads and

enter your votes now

okay i don't know what a nettle is

i've never heard of that yes that's it

i'm gonna look up what a nettle is

nettle this is alexander the great wood

the [ __ ] is a net it's a leaf

who the [ __ ] knows this dude

alexander obviously good hunch but let's

see

this money

of course

what is the infinitive form of the verb

in the following sentence

my gut says that it's c okay

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and let's go for a

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hey yes that's it

okay this one shares a border

i think this one shares a border

i think this one does

i'm wondering if this one does this one

doesn't right

i'm choosing d it inspires confidence in

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what

man what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] man

like what the [ __ ] is that

what is this man okay we will [ __ ] am i

supposed to know this [ __ ]

okay great that's what i already

narrowed it down into in my [ __ ] head

and massimo chooses d

[ __ ] me dude

it's gotta be the seven go for a

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that's

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[ __ ] me one of these

it's not the rubicon it's the tiger [ __ ]

you it's the tiger

it's the [ __ ] tiber [ __ ] you if you

think it's the rubicon

okay let's call a friend

hello

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[Applause]

he won [ __ ] you doubters [ __ ] you

daughters doubters [ __ ] you [ __ ]

the doubters in my [ __ ] chat what are

you gonna do

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easy

easy dude

oh my god dude

oh my god dude oh my

mods give my [ __ ] believers their

money

damn look how much they earned

for believing in me 650k

holy [ __ ] what a payout dude

what a [ __ ] payout

that's what happens with my believers

all right new one new one we're gonna

see a new one

new one

new one my believers

get rewarded don't [ __ ] doubt me

understand

my [ __ ] believers

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get rewarded [ __ ] understand

that doubting me is the biggest [ __ ]

mistake you can make

in this game

you

know

truth

to be

how

why

now i

here

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i'm going to choose

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that

hey yes that's it

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[Applause]

let's go for c

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easy all i

want

it's one of these two okay i'm gonna

skip this [ __ ] stupid question

you choose to use your switch lifeline

you are careful

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let's go with hey

on i knew it wasn't naruto

i guessed it was an attack on titan so

it was between the

fairy tale and that one

well now it's b of course

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bruh is this easy mode what the [ __ ] is

this man

okay

my gut says that it's c okay

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i actually don't know this it's

italy right yeah it's italy

yes that's it

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why did i think it was [ __ ] italy

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toledo was a giveaway dude

[ __ ] dude i should have known that

i should have known that [ __ ] man [ __ ]

okay mods do another bet do another bet

easy

oz is less smart than he believes hey

dumbass

hey dumbass do you

[ __ ] not it's literally [ __ ]

knowledgeable

knowledgeability about [ __ ] dumb

factoids you [ __ ] think my brain has

enough

hard drive space for this [ __ ] give me a

[ __ ] marxism

thing you know

oh cause i don't know the [ __ ]

numbers on hogwarts i'm not smart

shut the [ __ ] up dude

i know it's 2 fps [ __ ] me what's wrong

with this [ __ ]

yeah let's make these quick the bets

have to be quicker

okay doubters [ __ ] you

[ __ ] you doubters

if i don't know this that's because i'm

not smart right shut the [ __ ] up

it's one of these let's go with

a of course

i don't know indeed it inspires

confidence in me

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have a good hunch that let's see

hey yes that's it

this one

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and let's go for a

just

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let's go with hey hey doubters you sure

about that choice

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this is easy

are you absolute

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you should have listened to that i got

arrogant dude i got [ __ ]

arrogant i got [ __ ] arrogant dude i

didn't even use

any of my lifelines you see why i'm

careful

i knew as some [ __ ] french guy i knew

it was a [ __ ] french guy

i knew it was some [ __ ] french guy

dude

hey mods give them their points let's

bet again

doubters you're gonna [ __ ] pay

hey doubters you're gonna [ __ ] pay

dude you're gonna [ __ ] pay doubters

you're gonna pay doubters i promise you

you're gonna pay

powders you're not gonna get away you

know whatever you think you're gonna get

away with your daughters

you're not you're not you're not [ __ ]

you doubters

you're not gonna get away with the

doubters okay you're not

i'm gonna [ __ ] be careful and use my

lifelines and [ __ ] you know

i'm gonna use my [ __ ] lifelines

and actually be careful okay

the votes are over

the levers got it in the bag okay

believers got this

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yeah it's so hard right okay see

i'm choosing d it inspires confidence in

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quite annoying let's go with doubters

are

[ __ ] done dude

and let's go for a

oh god i literally should have used the

lifeline for that

i [ __ ] pretty sure it was the

godfather

but i didn't know for certain oh my god

jesus let's see okay see

i took a risk dangerous risk

this is easy dude is shark massimo

chooses

d is that your phone yes

the neolithic

[ __ ] the neolithic revolution was the

agricultural revolution

you know none of this is accurate this

is none of this is accurate it depends

on the time it could it could be

either of these three actually all three

of these

it's literally all three of these i'm

not gonna guess though i'm just gonna

[ __ ]

skip it should i skip this early

no i'll let the audience respond

okay audience finger e

it's not true that's actually not true

that is not true

you pulled it off that's not true that's

not [ __ ] true dude

this is not true

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what discovery marked the beginning of

ancient history

okay these are also all wrong but i

think i guess they want me to say

fire [ __ ] you [ __ ]

he's a [ __ ] he should have listened

to that voice

that's the wrong answer oh well

i really didn't see that one coming i'm

sorry

but you're still leaving with your

guaranteed cash prize

[ __ ] dumb [ __ ] [ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] dumb

[ __ ]

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they are actually wrong they are

actually [ __ ] wrong

one more time we're doing it one more

time

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i was [ __ ] right

okay if i do not know with 100 certainty

i'm using lifeline

okay vote predict predict hurry

[ __ ] hurry up so we can just do this

[ __ ]

somebody predicted 35k i'm gonna lose

good luck i'm going to win this one okay

i'm going to win this one

history equals fire this was what they

actually mean is that history begins

with recorded history

recorded history okay i guess i get it

oh what is the ancient is an ambiguous

word like let me look up the etymology

of ancient does ancient actually refer

ancient history is the aggregate oh from

the beginning of writing

okay fine [ __ ] you

fine fine fine i was wrong

okay i was [ __ ] wrong

human history dude you're stupid

humans predated ancient history by

[ __ ]

tens of thousands of years if not

hundreds and i'm not talking about

neanderthals

okay

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can you guys vote

can we get a fact check on those

on what that [ __ ] humans predated

written history obviously they [ __ ]

did

by a long time

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i'm going to choose d

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and let's go for a

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obviously it's beans but

are there white beans are there white

beans

no they're not white they're like

tannish let's go with

a is that your that's my final answer

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when a picture of a star

is edited it's retouched let's go for

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hey yes thomas jefferson

you know what my next

what if you get a

lava and water it's stone did they

change it i'm choosing d

it inspires confidence in me

liquid to solid is freezing

it's water it's freezing and i would say

obviously oh god

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[ __ ] off

okay ladies and gentlemen you heard it

we need a little help here

if you would pick up those keypads and

enter your votes now

is the audience always right

is that your final

nobody used two of them you decide to

play the lifeline allowing you to call

really corals are [ __ ] animals

are they [ __ ] really animals

they're actually [ __ ] it i would have

never guessed this

dude my gut says that it's c okay

see

a deer and a stag

am i supposed to know this [ __ ] am i

actually

i don't know i don't know this i [ __ ]

don't know this

am i supposed to [ __ ] know about this

i'm supposed to [ __ ] know i have a

good hunch

this is what i think it is

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oh the last one to feature him

okay let's

[ __ ] me man my gut says that it's c

okay c

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oh isn't this movie from 2012

this is yeah none of these came out in

2010 isn't this 2012

let's

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okay [ __ ] this guys i don't have any

[ __ ] lifelines anymore

i don't got no lifelines anymore it's

you know how tempted i am to just cheat

because i cheat in every game i play so

why shouldn't i just cheat in this

because who the [ __ ] is shannon

messenger

i've never heard of any of these dude

i've never [ __ ] heard of any of these

dude

this one sounds the most familiar

this really sounds the most familiar to

me c

the lost keepers but i really don't know

i'm not gonna ask chat that's cheating

the mixed i've never heard of any of

this dude is there any [ __ ] cop is

there anything that can save me from

this

i losed all my lifeline i shouldn't have

used the fast and furious one

i should not have [ __ ] used that one

god dude well how am i supposed to know

what that is dude

honestly how am i supposed to [ __ ]

know

and massimo chooses d

i noticed your hesitation you should

have listened to that voice

that's the wrong answer oh but i'm so

shy

how did it just [ __ ] how did it know

you are leaving with your game how did

it know

you played a good game good try

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you