UKR-RUSSIA TRUTH (EXPOSING DISINFO) / PUTIN SPEECH [2022-03-16] 🚀 Infrared Content Catalog

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back no reason learn how to stack dough

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until you get your rhythm together keep

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soft [ __ ] hustle hard

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i just want to give a psa before we get

into the meat and potatoes of the topic

i want to give a psa guys

it is

definitely not acceptable

stealth

do not stealth in bed

if your partner has not consented to um

you know

to raw dogging then it's basically

assault so don't do that

especially especially if you have stds

okay i want everyone just just for some

reason i just decided to bring that up

um

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another thing

just something to think about guys

imagine

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imagine being

a cuckold

what i want to be about it couldn't be

me

this man couldn't be me honestly it

couldn't be me

it could not be me couldn't be me

you know

couldn't be me

all right we have a lot of [ __ ] so

the actor

what do we call zelinski huh we gotta

come up with a name for mr zielinski

we're gonna call him um

god i wanna trying to think

how about coping chaplin like charlie

chaplin coping chaplin how about um

there's a lot of children let's do it

the clown of kiev

zell disney i like that one zell disney

um i think we could do better though i

think we could do better um

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like the the clown of kiev takes too

long

to say

the comedian

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frieza i don't give a [ __ ] honestly i

don't give a [ __ ] i'm at war i'm gonna

fight this war alone i don't give a [ __ ]

i'm gonna fight this war

i don't need allies

gaga that's such a theater kid i don't

even know what the [ __ ] that that means

all right it's got a sting

the ghost of ukraine

that's

can you guys do better this is just

okay

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we'll go with zeldans

zell disney okay

so

um he gave a speech at congress at the

us congress and i can't really tell

which one's more relevant

i think we should watch the putin one

first honesty should watch the putin one

before anything

i think we should do that one

can't stand next to me you all got your

money

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a joke dog and funny cake i'm laughing

to the bank while i'm selling dummy

weight life is the [ __ ]

diamonds on wings of [ __ ] [ __ ] off a

styrofoam call your blood [ __ ] ring

like a telephone glue is my cologne man

this [ __ ] is hella

then i brought extra work back no reason

learn how to stack dough four c's never

had sweet for dinner with the bad notes

turned two or two or four four into an

eight whip into a 16 all in one day

another 24 36 up on the plate ask me how

all right my

twitter profile is kind of cluttered

so let me get through it

because there's a lot

there's a lot

also i got telegram on desktop so we're

going to be able to have real-time

updates

about the conflict

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can someone leak me the full putin

speech and someone linked me the full

one the full speech by putin

by the president

anyone got the full one

get to it [ __ ] you wait no

ain't nobody gonna do that [ __ ] for you

all right i think it's only two minutes

isn't it

not that long

um

a lot of cool news

um

atm in the building

all right yeah we're gonna actually

cover this because there was a supposed

attack by russia against civilians in um

mariopol a civilian theater but this

narrative is actually being contested

so we're going to investigate

some are contesting this narrative and

claiming uh

that there's actually more to it so

we're gonna you know we're gonna try to

be as impartial and fair as we can

i found the one hour and twenty two

minutes for the what

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i think it was only two minutes

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let's begin with this

because uh

yeah

we should begin with this

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so these so if you guys don't know the

russians and ukrainian government are in

talks

about a possible deal uh that will lead

to the withdrawal of russian troops in a

ceasefire

yeah this specific um piece of news is

we're gonna cover this also we're gonna

have updates on the political

realignment we have a lot lot to cover

tonight unfortunately tonight's stream

is not going to be that

long

uh and what's my excuse for my excuses

that i was playing i was playing out in

wing

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i was playing elden wing

yeah sorry guys i was playing it for

like an hour and then i ordered food and

you know i just doesn't know i don't

know

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that's a good question right

because i think if don bass and crimea

were not issues they would have already

settled the deal by now right so right

now the deal goes like this

russia will cease

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yeah we're gonna shut that off for now

okay

so the deal goes is this russia is going

to cease fire and withdraw

ukrainian neutrality is going to be kept

without nato

uh this is uh god i just [ __ ] anyone

else cringe whenever they see it spelled

this way like

okay uh

eve keeps its army but can't host

foreign bases

russia gets

russian the russian language that is

gets legal status in ukraine

this guy's going this is definitely

progress but it's very difficult i can't

ever see how they would agree on crimea

and donbass

ah ukraine can't give up the territory

well there's not going to be any peace

then okay

more details on ukraine's peace talks

with russia including israel's

involvement i don't know why israel is

involved

he needs to be able to sell it putin

would say he wanted to stop ukraine

joining there yeah yeah well listen

there's no way putin if you want to like

go from that angle of having to sell

something there's absolutely no shot

whatsoever in hell there's absolutely no

chance

that putin is going to be able to go

home and tell his people

that yeah we're just going to give up

the don bass and crimea that's just like

not politically a possibility okay it is

not going to happen

straight up it's not gonna happen okay

um

but it's actually really interesting

that this is what they're talking about

when these are more or less the demands

that russia forwarded to ukraine before

the special operation so let me ask you

a question if russia's doing so bad

right now in ukraine

why are they like negotiating the exact

same thing russia demanded of ukraine

before it came like russia had to come

into ukraine

and do all of this just for the

ukrainians to sit down on the table and

just i mean look let me just put it this

way before the russian special military

operation the ukrainians were talking

about

entertaining the possibility of of

developing a reinstating the ukrainian

nuclear program

and joining nato like they were they

were really being bold about [ __ ] right

and the russians came

and now they're at the table discussing

all these things

um

so you know it's just interesting

it's interesting i guess russia has had

such a really hard time in ukraine

though i mean according to what

everyone's

well everyone on the uh

the reddit side of the internet is

saying

yeah russians are dropping like flies

and that's why um very nobly right you

have these volunteers from reddit that

are going to join the conflicts in

ukraine they're running to ukraine

joining the conflict and it turns out

that the situation on the ground in

ukraine is nothing like

what

they were told on the internet

um i mean do we have any more i think

people actually link to me some more of

these funny little stories of

people going to ukraine and finding out

that the situation there is entirely

different than what they were being sold

by the mainstream media

oh god

look how [ __ ] base this is

all right hold on give me a sec we're

gonna do this like one by one

we got a lot of fun stuff we have a lot

of fun stuff to cover actually

um

ah

look who it is

it's mr dugan we have a lot of cool [ __ ]

to [ __ ] uh cover today holy [ __ ] it's

like christmas i'm sewing i'm guys i'm

gonna be real i'm sewing out

i'm sewing out

it's so rare that we ever get to see

dugan interviews in english

this is funny

oh let's check out this news hold on

there's this news okay

this just getting i'm just collecting a

bunch of things i know this is what

people do before

um

before they uh go live but yeah i was

caught up

i was caught up

no [ __ ] way there's a lot of [ __ ]

cool news

all right we're gonna start from here

okay we're gonna start from here all

right

give me a sec

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by the way guys imagine being a [ __ ]

couldn't be me

for real it just couldn't

i don't know why i'm saying that i just

am it just really

oh god bro i would there's like it's one

of the worst things you could be

i what can you even say

what argument is there what can you even

say i don't know okay let's continue

let's continue so these are supposedly

the things that are being discussed

maybe we should uh look a little bit

more in gas and have to do all this

[ __ ] [ __ ]

they're pursuing their own self-serving

interests

look at that the gap between the rich

and the poor is widening racial and

ethnic conflicts are making themselves

felt the myth of the western welfare

society the so-called golden billion is

crumbling

putin's becoming more tanky but as every

day that passes putin's becoming more

tanky he's becoming closer to xi

and china you know he's he's he's

starting to talk about these things you

know

and this isn't even the best part of the

speech just wait this isn't even close

to being the best part of the speech

putin will hang like saddam

and now instead of super profits we're

going to talk about super copium

little [ __ ]

you're not going to take putin

that i like the meme right why did we

invade iraq because we because they had

because we thought they had weapons of

mass destruction so why aren't you going

to invade russia or because they

actually do have weapons of mass

destruction

you're not gonna do [ __ ] okay it's like

these mercenaries who went to go fight

the russians and are now getting bombed

and like running in terror and fear oh

my god they're not villagers and they're

not goat herders oh my god it's an

actual real modern military

scoping reddit [ __ ]

you coping reddit little [ __ ]

keep [ __ ] coping you're not gonna go

near

vladimir

the whole planet is paying for the

west's ambitions and the west attempts

to maintain its exclusive dominance

do you think saddam was good

no but he was better than

what the west replaced him with

obviously imposing sanctions is a

logical continuation and distillation of

the irresponsible and short-sighted

policy of the us and these you countries

governments and central banks

ooh he's talking about the central banks

now uh-oh

uh oh oh yeah guys by the way gaga

pointed this out i'll give her credit

i'll get recreated so guys remember how

they kept telling us

bush biden left

well

this is an example of what it actually

looks like when someone is pushed left

so putin

was pushed left

okay

anyway

putin's now talking about um the central

banks

he's it's kind he's getting to a

critique of capitalism it seems like

right

they themselves have driven up global

inflation in recent years

with their actions causing

rising global poverty and greater

inequality across the world

the question now arises who will answer

for the millions who will die of hunger

in the world's poorest countries due to

food shortages holy [ __ ] [ __ ] this is

what daniel burke

from the schiller institute from the

larouche movement pointed out at the cpi

conference we are on the precipice of a

new food shortage around the [ __ ]

world and millions are gonna die of

hunger we're going the number of people

food insecure doubled are not food

insecure sorry starving doubled right

malnourished doubled because of kovid

what's going to happen to it now

well according to the schiller institute

and according probably to putin

there is an agenda

um

there is an agenda

of population reduction according to

them i can neither confirm nor deny such

an agenda but this is what they allege

the world's elites the the agenda of

de-growth and de-industrialization is

one of population reduction that's what

they're saying

anyway um

so this is the friendly neighborhood as

of battalion

guys oh i'm surprised they're not

checkmark so as love is getting

desperate

go alone call friends make posters talk

to journalists spread posts on the

internet make the whole world talk about

marieupol that it wasn't buried under

the ruins and didn't accept its

destruction you can influence the

situation

oh man the cope oh man the cope i mean

yeah as like i said mario paul is about

to fall

and the azov battalion is coping to

american social media begging for help i

mean what

okay you know what somebody get kendall

jenner with a pepsi where's kendall can

i can we get kendall jenner with that

pepsi where's she at somebody call

kendall jenner with the the pepsi yo

kendall please come bring the pepsi you

can you can you can please you can

influence the situation right

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who will answer for the millions who

will die of hunger in the world's

poorest countries due to growing food

shortages

foreign

putin is no longer just talking about

their irresponsible actions toward

russia through sanctions he's actually

talking about

the like general policy of the

governments and central banks economic

policies he's critiquing basically

whatever you want to call it

neoliberalism he's finally starting to

talk about these things

you and putin hold on we have a dg or

hold on we have a dj you and putin are

so full of [ __ ] you're a conspiracy

idiot that probably doesn't know the

definition of scientist uh a scientist

is one who sucks my [ __ ]

for free

if russia really cared about the

security of donbass and crimea he would

only send his military only in those

areas

okay i actually want this person to feel

how stupid they are

i want you to feel how [ __ ] stupid

you are for saying this okay

do you think russia can just go to

donbass in crimea and set up a

protective bubble shield that's gonna

protect them you think that's how it

works no

in order to protect the donbass and

crimea

they have to take into account the

military infrastructure

across the rest of ukraine that is being

used to attack donbass in crimea

it's

it's we don't live in medieval times

where what you're just gonna set up

why can't russia just built uh a castle

and a moat

they should just build a moat

around donbass in crimea

you know

they'll just have better siege

siege defenses to to have more

fortresses

yeah i'm sorry that's not how it works

because there's

you know it's just [ __ ] stupid

these people are just [ __ ] stupid i'm

sorry

use the trebuchet

this justifies taking over the world

actually because of infrastructure or

something

what are you talking about taking over

the world if the world's infrastructure

is being used to attack your territories

then yes i guess you are gonna have to

go to war against the world but you know

what i mean like that's usually not how

it works because in most conflicts most

countries at least pretend to stay

neutral

one

oh i'm so you're basically a [ __ ]

idiot but then you're like i was just

trolling haha no you weren't trolling

you're a dumbass and your mother can

feel how stupid you were when she gave

birth to you she can feel it you're that

[ __ ] stupid

activated

no you weren't you weren't just trolling

i've removed your manhood and you don't

have any balls anymore they're mine

they're mine

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i'm going to put them in

in a little bag

put them on my shelf

when i get a pit bull i'm going to feed

them to my pit bull

after

global economy and global trade as a

whole suffered a major blow

as did trust in the us dollar is the

main oh my god he's actually [ __ ]

talking about it

president putin is actually talking

about this i'm kind of sorting out he's

actually talking about the us dollar as

the main reserve currency

and its collapse i mean it's okay guys

you know the ron paul meme it's actually

happening it's happening guys you know

that ron paul meme it's happening yeah

it's happening like this isn't a

conspiracy theory anymore this isn't

like some kind of

this is actually happening the petrol

dollar and the us dollar is the world's

premier reserve currency

okay speaking of the devil i just want

to show you something hilarious

right

i'll give you an example of this

so where is it at yeah check this out

so when she was asked okay

if russian oil is accepted at reduced

costs by india which won't be accepted

in dollars by the way

think about where you want to stand when

the history books are in

in this moment in time and support for

the russian leadership and support for

an invasion that obviously is having a

devastating impact so she's basically

saying what

she's like india listen

if you buy russian oil

um

we are gonna portray you negatively in

our netflix special five years from now

in india's like [ __ ] we don't care we

have bollywood

can betray us however you want

we have bollywood we're going to make a

bollywood dance

uh

dancing about how we [ __ ] supported

russia hey

hey putin good putin good they're gonna

have a whole musical and [ __ ] i don't

give a [ __ ] what you're gonna say about

them on your netflix special or whatever

the illegitimate freezing of some of the

currency reserves of the bank of russia

marks the end of the reliability of

so-called

first-class assets oh [ __ ]

um

in fact the us and the eu have defaulted

on their obligation to russia now

everyone knows the financial reserves

can simply be stolen

holy [ __ ] putin

is a crypto bro

putin's promoting crypto he's like you

can't trust these [ __ ] banks

they can just steal your money

it's not secure it's not reliable it

needs to be decentralized

and many countries in the immediate

future may begin

and i'm sure this is what will happen

convert their paper and digital assets

into real reserves of raw materials

land food gold and other real assets

which will only result in more shortages

in these markets

oh

so it's not crypto it's actually real

[ __ ]

real commodities

you know what i think it's gonna be i

think it's gonna be crypto that's backed

by real commodities that's what i think

crypto's for it's for real commodities

why don't our leaders talk like this

because we don't have leaders

our leaders are puppets of oligarchs and

banks this is actually a real leader

this is a real the real guy who leads

russia our leaders are puppets they're

not real [ __ ] leaders

that's something they're showman they're

comedians they're actors like zelinski

do you think emmanuel macron really

leads france you really think he does

not

that's why they call him a dictator

because he actually really leads

screenshots of you paypaling him money

to not turn up

i'm gonna go ahead and ban you because i

know for a fact you don't actually

believe that

and i'm pretty confident no one believes

that i'm actually pretty confident

literally no one believes that

um so you're getting banned you little

[ __ ] there you go

i don't think anyone actually believes

that at this point

i heard this is the stream of the moscow

magnet oh by the way guys

so i was talking about

cuckolds

and a certain um guy his name steven

bonnell the second he was like is this

the only insult you have

first of all my insult is like benjamin

bonnell it's like it ages in reverse it

never gets old it keeps getting younger

and fresher as time moves on

second of all

the irony is pretty [ __ ] crazy that

you're gonna like complain about using

the same joke you guys have no other

joke except that

i'm short and the most hilarious part of

the joke at all of all is that i'm

really not that short it's just like you

know i met a dgr at a party saturday and

he's like oh my god he wasn't a dgr but

like he was like oh i watched destiny's

like oh my god how's your way bigger

than i imagined i'm like yeah really

actually i i think it's actually working

in my favor honestly because if you

expect me to be this really short guy

and then you meet me and you find out

i'm not

you know

i don't know it works in my favor

but here's the thing

let me just be clear

i'd much

yeah i'm a little bit below average

that's what i'll say

i'm i would much

much rather

be short

there's nothing wrong with being short

by the way i don't i think this is

something i've never actually hammered

home

i'm just gonna say it now there's

nothing wrong with being short some of

like the

some of the biggest men

five four five five five two whatever

there's literally nothing wrong with

being short

it's just not something i would lie

about because i i don't think there's

anything wrong with it a lot of people

think oh how as you lie about your

height because you don't want to be

uh short no i

i don't think there's anything wrong

with being short that's why i get mad

because i have you know i have fans that

are probably five two five four

five five what am i gonna tell them that

they should be ashamed of their height

they should lie about their height no

wear it on your chest

be the height that you are don't lie

about your height there's nothing

[ __ ] wrong with it

you know

look life is not fair i'm not gonna lie

to you and tell you

fight doesn't matter it does

but any dude who's confident that

carries themselves with swagger you can

pull bro i'm telling you the truth you

can pull

and i don't even know if you care about

that that much but not only can you pull

you can command respect

and maybe that's just my mediterranean

background that that's how we roll with

us but you know a short you can be 5-1

you can command respect you know there's

nothing wrong with it

extreme cope

listen

maybe that's not how it works in america

but then again this is a country where

respect doesn't even [ __ ] exist you

go to eastern culture and what i'm

saying is true

okay this is a country where respect you

go go to an eastern country or go to

latin america what i'm saying is true

it seems like in this country i guess

it's maybe people don't see it that way

but there's no this country is not a

patriarchy it's a it's a weird

matriarchy right so this doesn't even

[ __ ] matter anyway

height kind of does matter you know but

it doesn't matter as much as people

think

if you're a man don't be a [ __ ] woman

worrying about your appearance so much

you know

whatever

and that's why um

guys to be honest i want to become a

businessman

and in the future when i start doing

business i'm gonna do business

with russia i'm gonna like try and try

and get something in with russia or

china or something like that or north

korea i've always thought about

i'm going to russia this summer i'm

pretty sure

and

i'm thinking about going to places like

vladivostok and trying to get

connections right because

guys if infrared becomes a corporation

and it just becomes like a business and

we get involved with other [ __ ] we will

become a media empire

with unlimited funds to fund

organizations you know the communist

party gets its money just from being

landlords in new york imagine if

infrared got money from being

shareholders in a [ __ ] oil company or

being shareholders in some kind of

[ __ ] like

energy company or mineral company or

lithium or some kind of [ __ ] we got

involved with something like that

but what i'm thinking about specifically

is north korea because when north korea

starts to open up

vladivostok is gonna be the place to be

to go from north korea russia and china

that's gonna be like a very

based place to you know so

they'll never open up yes they will they

will it just depends how but yeah

they're going to open up

those cowardly betrayed their partners

so this is the this is the business uh

honor of the western companies who

betrayed their partners forgot about the

responsibility employees and customers

they rushed to earn illusory dividends

from joining an anti-russia campaign

unlike western countries we will respect

ah come on come on man

come on you don't have don't all right

this is

i don't think you have to respect the

you know it's not really their property

if they're going to do that [ __ ] you

know just take it nationalize it

i think russell's trying to like

i think russell's trying to establish

itself as like a reliable place to

conduct business

that's why they're doing this

here's like what i would like to point

out we have been

new package of sanctions restrictions

would have been imposed on us no matter

what i want to emphasize that for the

west our military operation ukraine is

the pretext for imposing more sanctions

this time they are concentrated in this

way the west used the referendum in

crimea as a pretext which by the way

took place in march 16 2014 eight years

ago today when the residents of crimea

and sevastopol made their free choice to

be one with their historic homeland

i'm just here to commemorate that

happy anniversary to the people of

crimea

foreign

it's their goal is to deliver a blow to

the entire economy

the social and cultural sphere every

family and every russian citizen

and the way in which russians are being

treated abroad pretty much confirms that

right it's you're guilty just for being

russian nowadays

nobody really talks about the

discrimination against the russian just

russians for being ethnic russians right

or i should say um

russians by citizenship

political correctness involubility of

private property and freedom of speech

was blown off overnight even the olympic

principles were trampled upon they

didn't hesitate to settle their score

through paralympic athletes so much for

sports being separate from from politics

russians were banned from the

paralympics unfucking believable

u.s federal reserve chairman says the us

dollar is going to collapse because

russia china saudi arabia is starting a

new global currency

yeah

that is what's going to happen

oh man

i shouldn't be laughing because we

americans are [ __ ] right but

i'm laughing at biden and the the agenda

of the american elites

just blowing up in their face but yeah

we're [ __ ] guys we're really [ __ ]

buy gold

get some gold get some land get

something that's real

paper currency is not a very reliable

asset

principles

you are being subject to persecution

just because they're originally from

russia

being denied medical care children are

being expelled from schools parents

losing jobs

russian culture is being banned

they're trying to cancel a whole [ __ ]

country

look he's saying

it's attempting to cancel russia

the west tore up its mask of decency and

began to act crudely showing its true

colors

they're trying to cancel russia a whole

[ __ ] country

pretty [ __ ] unbelievable

i actually think it's very comparable to

that as well

i mean come on

come on

what else do you call that except racism

a massive attack has been launched

against russian cyberspace

global

no

no they don't have the whole thing

all right i guess we'll resume that one

because i i was liking that speech well

in the meantime with that cliffhanger

guys um there are some

little segments from the speech

that we should watch because

this one we didn't get to get to but um

so this guy's saying

that this is what true fascism looks

like no further comment needed

it's all here in his speech

true fascism

yeah he's gonna announce ussr 2.0 in

part two

okay what is pure fascism what's pure

fascism

yes of course they will bet on the

so-called

wait a fifth column is fascist

talking about fifth columns is fascist

oh so the ussr was fascist then

something like voss literally says right

i mean

okay you know what to be honest with you

anyone who claims the notion of a fifth

column is fascist is [ __ ]

historically illiterate we talked about

it in america a lot of times the uk i

mean like

liberal

communist and fascist countries all made

heavy reference to fifth columns

throughout their history there's nothing

particularly fascist about it

putin cracking down on the rich

is fascist

a villa in miami or on the french

riviera reveal

in france

oh man

not with our people not with russia

calling out their western elitism

this is sexist

this is bad you should be able to sell

your mother

only friends

it's okay putin

it's her choice

she consented to it

wait

he's saying these westernized elites are

being used against the russian people

is that fascists

here

foreign

look at this bald beta male always sits

behind his desk to hide his height

putin is a 70 year old man who's married

and he's also the president of russia

do you actually this is this is the

result of nerds being on the internet i

get it i guess are most nerds tall are

they are muslim tall is this their like

only cope in life

is this their only cope in life

jesus christ and it's like do you

actually think putin gives a [ __ ] about

his height

it's just like americans don't think

like other people in the world they just

don't other people in the world don't

care about height literally no one gives

a [ __ ] let me blow my nose

so

by the way this is like the most based

speech i've ever heard

putin's the fascist

we're saying

with the russian people

are gonna spit out

the ultra

rich orthodox

[ __ ] the ultra rich

oligarchs not orthodox

that accidentally flew into their mouth

like a midge

doesn't sound fascist to me it sounds

populist

maybe even a little

socialist

maybe even a little communist

yeah so what's fascist

what is fascist about this

maltchak anyone know what the fascist

stuff is about this by the way

putin is based

he's like caesar

he's caesar he's clamping down on the

rich

being a champion of the common people

not the rich i say the oligarchs he's

clamping on the clamping down on the

oligarchs

as a champion of the common people

ah

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reached in the shadows the information

and power and the preeminent there's

like a putin documentary we're gonna

watch it not now

okay quick news

julius malema the leader the south

african julius caesar the leader of the

economic freedom fighters he met with

the russian ambassador

and he received first-hand information

about the operations in ukraine

this is julius malema of south african

eff shout out just want to give a quick

shout out to that

the son of the soil and the future

of the world

the world spirit

okay so this is what i wanted to discuss

now we're gonna have to investigate this

we can't draw conclusions yet

but pepe escobar is claiming

that the neo-nazi azov

was a false flag

in the murray opal drama theater and it

was known by local residents three days

before the explosion on social networks

they exclaimed

how azov had gathered

women and children in the drama theater

and are going to blow it up to blame the

russian military

we should try to find

evidence to back this up

let's see if we can confirm this with

evidence

was there any talk on social media three

days before

of this attempted false flag

there's a testimony from an azov

detector so we're going to have to go on

to asb news

on telegram and we're going to see what

they say

okay so this is what the so the first

source which is not you know

particularly a smoking gun but it's like

a beginning right

the first source is talking about um

wow this is weird telegram

the first source is talking about

let's get this

oh man this is [ __ ] annoying

i just can't

you gotta get rid of that

remove add window

window

window capture

okay

all right

so here

let's do this

just do this

all right

all right we're good we're good we're

good

all right so according to asb on

oh my god all right that's funny hold on

so according to asb on telegram um

militants of the azov battalion blew up

the mary paul theater which they rigged

with explosives earlier

the russian defense ministry announced

wednesday so this is according to the

russian defense ministry

um

the defense ministry also debunked

kiev's accusations of an airstrike on

the theater building where civilians

could have been held hostage during

daylight and march 16 the russian

aviation carried out no missions

involving strikes on ground targets

within mariopol limits according to the

verified information militants of azov

nationals battalion carried out another

bloody provocation by blowing up the

rigged theater building

previously the refugees that escaped

mariopol informed that nazis from the az

battalion could have held civilian

hostages in the theater building using

upper floors of emplacements

the ministry also stated that

considering the potential damage for

civilians and considering the march 9th

provocation for mariopol hospital number

three

the theater building has never been

considered a strike target okay

so who do we believe here right because

twitter is saying

well

twitter is reporting that ukrainian

officials are saying i should say

that a bomb hit the drama theater on

wednesday where hundreds of civilians

were taking shelter ukraine's foreign

ministry said that many people were

trapped and the number of casualties

were not in it known zelensky

delivered a speech um

asking for a no-fly zone over ukraine

for more support

so the question is does the ukrainian

government have a history of lying

they do they report it on the snake

island 13

which if anything just tells us that

they have a um

tells us that they have an incentive of

some kind

well sorry they haven't they have a a

compulsion to basically just report

[ __ ] that goes viral on mainstream

media without regard for it's not like

they're getting this from on the ground

they reported the snake on 13 because it

went viral on social media and they just

decided to [ __ ] report it in their

official capacity so are they doing the

same thing here does the ukrainian

government have some information on the

ground that confirms this is the russian

strike or are they just uh attributing

blame to russia in the same way that

they blamed russia for killing the snake

island 13 you know so what do you know

we don't know we don't have anything

confirmed let's continue to check asb

maybe if they have anything

oh actually this was their latest news

so we'll see if anything comes of that

if anything else can get confirmed or

proven

see look the people who initially

reported on this

the people who initially reported on

this don't give a [ __ ] about the truth

okay they don't care about they're gonna

like even if it gets debunked and

disproven they're just gonna like

quickly um ignore it right a second

later okay and there's pretend it never

happened no we're gonna remember the

accusation that russian forces destroy

the theater in mariopo and we're gonna

keep tabs on this developing news story

we're going to get to the bottom of who

exactly was responsible for this because

obviously if russia bombed a theater in

mariopol that's a that's a war crime

that's an egregious act of you know

inhumanity so dylan burns probably

reported that russia did this vos

probably reported that the russians did

this are we gonna forget that they made

this allegation against the russians no

we're gonna remember what they said

we're gonna hold them to this accusation

as the story develops in the next few

days we're gonna keep talking about it

see i want you guys to understand

that the biggest tactic of

disinformation agents when it comes to

the ukraine crisis

is gaslighting and making you forget

they're going to say something and then

they're just going to pretend they never

said it a few days later and they're

going to jump onto something else hold

them to the claims accusations and

allegations they make

in a longer window of time and you will

see a better picture of the truth come

out okay hold these people to their

accusations

um and you're gonna see an entirely

different result

hold them to their accusations don't

just let people say [ __ ] about this

conflict

wait until it gets confirmed

and then hold them to their willingness

to report on disinformation

especially disinformation coming from

the pro-ukrainian side

because again this is how these people

get away with it they get away with it

by lying

they get away with it through rank

disinformation attempts

lying they're liars

huh

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anyway

zielinski surrender stop taking drugs

and get back to the stage a young woman

crashed the news broadcast on a

ukrainian tv station

with a message against ukraine's

far-right president interesting i don't

know how she got away with that i hope

she's okay

but there's actually something we kind

of missed here

which i want to talk about

zelensky delivered a virtual speech to

u.s lawmakers asking again for a no-fly

zone over ukraine and for more support

how is russia supposed to take

zelensky's commitment

to ukraine not joining nato seriously

when he's literally asking nato to go to

war with russia and make no mistake a

no-fly zone means nuclear war there's no

ifs or buts about it

a no-fly zone means nuclear war

can i

make this very clear to you guys

no fly zone

nuclear war

a no-fly zone is nuclear war okay

it's that simple

let's just do world war three

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actually i don't like that i don't like

the roman characters

[ __ ] the romans they killed caesar

we're gonna do world war ii let me put a

i got a p

yeah i gotta pee is that is that a crime

that i gotta pee well i do

okay so give me a sec

okay i gotta pee give me a sec

that tv thing is fake okay we'll see

i thought you said russell bentley yeah

i know that guy's banned so we're not

gonna

watch his video

um okay let's check this out

u.s military colonel mcgregor about the

situation in ukraine still active

ukrainian units are cut off and

surrounded in various settlements they

are capable only of small attacks on

insignificant objects the outcome of the

war is predetermined

for the russian army the main problem

was initially the requirement to advance

without great destruction and civilian

casualties this creates the illusion of

slow progress which the west uses to

convince the whole world that russia's

losing so

every time you hear someone say that

russia is stalled in ukraine and russia

is having a hard time in ukraine

remember we talked about this in the

very beginning it's because

they have

made a requirement again it's a

requirement to advance

without great destruction in civilian

casualties now we see these allegations

that russia bombed a theater in mariopol

which is very strange why would they

bomb a theater in mariopol when they're

taking such caution in regards to the

attacks on civilian infrastructure

throughout the rest of ukraine no honest

person can look at how russia has been

been conducting itself and say that

russia is just going in and

indiscriminately targeting civilians

or targeting civilians whatsoever in

ukraine on like a wide scale

level right i mean there's all these

sensationalist claims about single

attacks that manage to go viral and all

of them are attacks that russia denies

but as a whole you don't see behavior

it's very irregular behavior as far as

what's documented from russia is

concerned

yeah it's not like they are blowing up

theaters with people in them are they

blowing up theaters with people in them

party you know what actually look one

month from now

if it's true that russia was the one

responsible for that theater blowing up

in mariopol let's bet five thousand

dollars if they weren't responsible i'll

give you five thousand if they were

sorry if they were responsible i give

you five thousand if they weren't you

give me five thousand dollars i want to

do that party time

you want to bet that thank you latvian

because i'm willing to actually put

money on this and commit money to this

sounds good excellent

we'll remember you

thank you live vietnam appreciate you

we'll remember you

okay

um the war can be ended quickly by

scoring destruction and casualties but

putin categorically doesn't need this

seventy percent of russian citizens

already support the president

that's a lot

what does russia say about the nuclear

plant which was allegedly attacked

um there was allegations that ukrainian

forces thank you general ukrainian

forces in kharkiv

were planning to stage one

he has nothing to pay he has nothing to

lose yeah but you know what i actually

do

exact is psychological dominance when i

get proven right he's like a [ __ ]

forever and he's gonna act all cute in

my chat like he he has he's just

crawling

and it's like minus one manhood or minus

five manhood right guys you know that

[ __ ] actually works that psychological

[ __ ] actually works

believe it or not it actually [ __ ]

does work okay

in the southeast of ukraine

16 000 soldiers of the armed forces of

ukraine are surrounded

this has been going on for several days

and it is not known how much they have

left but russia is not interested in the

destruction it is better that they

surrender

the task of the russian army is to take

control of all important objects keeping

the territory of ukraine is not russia's

objective only the destruction of the

armed forces of ukraine the goal is

almost reached without taking into

account the troops in the environment

mariopol is a big problem there are a

lot of nazis from azov which is fraught

with great destruction

mcgregor says

he doesn't know what the russian high

command has in mind for mariupol united

states they're smearing putin with the

universal rhetoric of evil and all the

info about the events going on in 2014

about 14 000 dead conflict on bass is

hushed up mcgregor is confident the

truth will come out anyway

the biggest lie on american tv about the

order of the russian army to kill

ukrainian civilians mistakes happens but

intentional killings are out of the

question this is a retired u.s army

colonel

sorry it's a u.s military colonel

i don't think he's retired

what do you make so far of the dominant

narrative we're getting here in the us

that militarily that this has been a

disaster okay so we already got the

highlights from it so we don't have to

actually watch it

um

reports of explosions in belarus wow

look at this it's pretty crazy thank you

so much latvian khan

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uh

the us congress to create a no-fly zone

in other words world war iii

over ukraine supply or supply s 300s and

other air defense systems and warplanes

as an alternative

is it too much to ask to create a no-fly

zone

guys come on

is it too much to ask

to i don't know like

is is is a nuclear holocaust too much to

ask

is it really

is a nuclear holocaust really too much

to ask come on

come on it can't be that much

to ask okay

thank you so much nobuomo appreciation

is it really so much to ask to have

world war three

is world war three really so much to ask

okay is it really so much

is it really so so much to have to ask

to have world war three come on

come on

is it really so much

can't we just have world war three

uh

if that's too much and we don't have the

right to ask for it we offer an

alternative you know what kind of

defense systems we need s 300s and other

similar systems so zelensky knows

they're not going to [ __ ] set up a

no-fly zone

thank you johnny phoney he's like he's

like a comedian right

it's actually really funny he's like

listen okay we're not gonna convince

them to have a no-fly zone this is like

this is like haggling at a [ __ ] um

vendor it's like okay start out with a

really high price and then meet

somewhere in the middle zielinski

decided to start with nuclear holocaust

and then meet somewhere in the middle

with the s 300

supply systems but the reason zalenski

looks like a [ __ ] idiot is because

he's trying to like haggle

at a kmart

where like the price is already set

and it's like it's just

just coming off you know like a lot of

like middle eastern or immigrant

families will like

maybe it's like a joke i don't even know

if people do this

they'll go to like supermarkets and try

to haggle or some [ __ ] like that's what

zalensky's doing at congress it's really

[ __ ] stupid right

but

worse than just being stupid it's

actually pretty [ __ ] dangerous

it's actually dangerous

it's not just stupid it's dangerous

russians can't even drive a tank in

ukraine imagine them trying to navigate

to america's

i pity the stupid people

i just pity the stupid stupid

what is it like to be a stupid person i

literally don't know that's i i i'm i'm

a mean you guys don't know i'm a mean

guy i don't have empathy for the stupid

i can't imagine what it's like to be you

i just can't

i can't put myself in your shoes i think

you i feel like you're a bad person for

being stupid right

lavrov we got some

information for mr lavrov

news articles have already appeared in

the western press including german ones

that many are already thinking do we

need to trade widely in dollars saudi

arabia already wants to trade in yuan

not dollars the process cannot be

stopped the rule of the dollar will fall

trust in the dollar has been steadily

plunging

you know what's really [ __ ] up is that

what's really [ __ ] up here is that

you guys don't see it because you're not

like in the pentagon or whatever the

[ __ ] the deep state

the us empire is getting really

desperate right now they are like this

is not something i don't think they

planned for

so they're extremely cornered and

desperate and i guess i want to tell you

this is such a dangerous moment

um when saddam

wanted to trade

his oil in euros

he got invaded

when

gaddafi

wanted to establish an african dollar

backed by gold

he got invaded

there's a pretty clear tendency of

leaders who plan on getting off the

petrodollar

getting invaded and overthrown and with

saudi arabia saudi arabia has like

stabbed the us in the back

saudi arabia has done like the all-time

betrayal of the u.s empire

like the saudis were the ones who like

established

the petro dollar scheme

but saudi news it's not true about the

dollars right the saudis are saying it's

not true i don't know and it seems like

it is true

they're selling those in yuan

i mean this is the end of the american

empire i mean america is gonna have to i

i don't be surprised if america does

some like

crazy [ __ ] out of the blue invasion

of saudi arabia or some like the just

crazy [ __ ] out of the blue thing

because this is a cornered this is like

an empire that's cornered okay

this is a cornered empire like

holy [ __ ] i mean look i don't think

they're gonna invade saudi arabia but

just expect the unexpected because

when you get cornered like this it's

gonna [ __ ] um

yeah it's gonna

it's gonna be ugly it's gonna be chaotic

and unpredictable

yeah they're gonna trade oil and yuan

they're gonna accept yuan

pretty [ __ ] crazy isn't it

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japan is interested in the oil and gas

project stalking 2 and the continuation

of energy roosters within its framework

we are interested in this project okay

we're gonna

yes

ukrainian military objects struck at

kiev

let's check this out in a joint

statement released by the uk prime

minister's office

the leaders of the united kingdom

denmark ice and latvia lithuania the

netherlands norway finland sweden

estonia said they remain committed to

supporting ukraine at pace with military

and call on putin to withdraw his forces

immediately and declare a ceasefire we

call on putin to de-escalate withdraws

forces and return ukraine to its

international recognized boundaries and

putin reads this the sophutan's reading

this right

no thanks haha yeah so

so

that they guys they issue that's that

that they called upon

putin to do something i don't know why

he should give a [ __ ]

okay

all right

i think we got enough from the telegram

for now

so we had this um

map

the russian

what the [ __ ] is this what is this the

russian

federation in year 2030

so antarctica is

chile south africa

iran

russia

um

even for

oh no uh

poland okay even this

um

kind of based not gonna lie

kinda based

wait what's wrong with this map again

i think the only thing bad is like uh

that

don't take chinese territory take the

rest

yeah that

yeah this [ __ ] no the oyggers yeah

that's no no okay we're not don't take

any uh chinese territory but beyond that

i don't know the rest of it

it's kind of funny

but

first of all i mean what am

i this is like kind of hard to [ __ ]

okay so this is did they take sweden

why did they take sweden

they made sweden in a province you know

what based take sweden

take sweden make it a [ __ ] province i

don't give a [ __ ] take it

take it because sweden yeah

i mean their right to sovereignty has

long been

called into question to say the least

okay

so and then this is alaska

um

yeah i think we lost the right to alaska

or here how about this alaska can just

be a sarah palin

republic that's allied to russia

alaska should secede and just be friends

with russia how about that

okay

um quickly quickly quickly quickly

quickly quickly

i don't want to read this okay

check this out

president so trump is releasing his

truth social which i'm also i've also

signed up for and i'm waiting to be

accepted in

um nicolas maduro

is revealing his own social network

sorry venezuela is

and any any time a country has a

sovereign i mean infrared's doing the

same thing but any time a country has a

sovereign

social media platform i'm applauding it

i want as much countries to have as much

social media platforms as possible and i

want google

and facebook i'm sick of american

platforms having a monopoly around the

world

they were they were named anchorage to

putin grad yeah

but uh

one of the biggest diseases

in the history of mankind has been

universal tech platforms which pretend

to be universal but are as a matter of

fact tools of the american empire

and i and i 100 percent applaud

uh countries around the world developing

their own form of

social sovereign

social media

i applaud that

notre dame

[Applause]

next up i want new i want venezuela to

be a nuclear power we need a nuclear

venezuela

by 2030

i think that should be on the itinerary

too

nuclear venezuela

dismantle all nukes nope

nukes are the only thing that gives you

sovereignty

i don't trust america

or the american government i should say

i think venezuela should have nukes

russian forces shoot and kill

uh 10 people

queuing for bread in cherno the us

embassy says oh [ __ ] that's horrible

that's absolutely uh um

an atrocity

uh is there any evidence for that

do we can we look at the evidence what's

the evidence for that

um

that would be horrible if it was true

the bomb strike demolished the theater

building oh the thing that we already

covered which russia is denying and for

which there is no proof

russia committed

satellite image shows the theater on 14

march for the attack

russian defense ministry denied it

wait is the claim made by the reddit

[ __ ] this reddit post

even backed up by the article okay

in a post on its top twitter account the

embassy wrote such horrific attacks must

stop

oh so the evidence is that the embassy

the u.s embassy said so

so since the u.s embassy said so it's

true

i put proof about the theater and

fact-checking let's check it out

i want to see the tick tock thing as

well

okay

okay jackson already told the story so

i'm going to tell the story as well

all right the white house is briefing

tick tock stars about the ukraine

conflict

so

the whites the white house organized

some tick tock stars to come and be like

propagandists for the ukraine conflict

um

there's a story behind that which since

jackson already told his audience i'm

gonna tell you

um

me and jackson

were at this bar or this [ __ ] place

or whatever

and jackson met

one of these not only one of the tick

talkers but the one who organized it

and

uh

it's a funny story it's all i gotta say

it's just a really funny story but

she didn't know anything about us or

jackson's views

and like zerko was with us too so she

was like oh is is this guy a trump

supporter or some [ __ ] and jackson's

like yes i am no he's just joking i

guess

based

but because he she he told her he was a

communist and she was like oh that's

cool you're a communist but like the

more they talk the more she realized

like oh i didn't you didn't mean it like

that did you

and

but it turned out good for jackson i'm

pretty sure so

uh

i don't i don't know exactly what he

told his audience so i'm not gonna say

anything further but it's just it's just

interesting it's just interesting she

made like national news she like

organized the whole thing

and she met we yeah

so this is a tick tocker

why is gas so expensive and why is the

united states inflation rate at a

four-time decade high

i had the opportunity to ask the white

house why gas down the street is seven

dollars and here's what they said

the obvious reason we are getting out of

the two-year pendant thank you

df

when use goes up price goes up but the

call was predominantly about ukrainian

this is the destiny cope

it's just because the demand is high

that's why inflation is a demand

shut the [ __ ] up in russia so how does

that relate russia is one of the top

three producers of oil and it is

actually their number one revenue source

now with putin starting this horrific

fight between ukraine and russia nobody

yeah putin started it but there's just

been 14 000 bodies over eight years

and but putin just started it you're

right he wants to work with him and do

an internet i saw the thing we saw the

thing about the us mercenary about his

base what a poor guy national trade so

with people being scared of war and

limited resources prices are bound to go

up as well for the people who can't pay

seven dollars for a gallon of gas

there's an app called gas buddy that

shows you the cheapest gas near you as

well as a link in my buyout to donate to

the misplaced refugees of ukraine

just buy a tesla

putin's fault is it no we didn't meet

her

we didn't meet her uh the girl we met

was like way more

important

she's the one who organized it

that's just someone random

breakdown of foreign heroes

oh god

the structure of mercenarism the

ukrainian foreign legion apparently the

flag of india fell by mistake and it

meant brazil

ah so this is meant to be brazil but um

31

are american redditors

surprising no one

by the way guys

this isn't because americans are

especially pro-ukraine i mean they know

the germans

you know are way more the germans and

french you know they're way more

pro-ukraine it's just that the americans

are the most [ __ ] gullible and

marvel

mcu brain rotted

to be manipulated into doing yeah i'm

gonna go to i'm gonna go to ukraine

this is gonna be like a marvel movie

yeah it's [ __ ] dumbass like

this is like a an iq test right

um just kidding

but anyway uh

so second is you know it's kind of

interesting

this is a war between two slavic

countries and yet it's the anglo

countries that are most willing to go

and fight

the russians i wonder why that is could

it be because we are under the rule of

an anglo empire

and the anglo see any other rising power

as a threat to their dominance so they

like have a personal thing to say like

they always want to go to taiwan or they

want to go to ukraine to make sure no

other power can rise to the level that

they're at maybe that's it oh [ __ ] who

knows

couldn't be

enhanced you're unhinged

i can just like smell the gyno

through my [ __ ] monitor you can smell

your gyno

but you have nothing you are literally a

[ __ ] dumb [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] nerd i

used to [ __ ] on you nerds when i was in

high school you went hanging [ __ ] you

you dumbass you got good grades

you got good grades

and i didn't even study [ __ ] you got

[ __ ] good grades

meanwhile your crush was texting me

little [ __ ] you got good grades though

right [ __ ] nerd piece of [ __ ]

you're not a [ __ ] smart you're not

smart nerds

you're not [ __ ] smart you just know

how to be obedient and good good raids

you're not smart though you're not

actually intelligent all you know how to

[ __ ] do is obey you're good at

obeying

what the [ __ ]

teacher says that's what you [ __ ] do

you just obey the directions you're

[ __ ] you're a copying machine

you're not a [ __ ] smart guy you're

not a [ __ ] intelligent person [ __ ]

you you dumb [ __ ] come in my [ __ ]

chat trying to [ __ ] tell me you're in

hints you're stupid no you're a [ __ ]

dumb copying machine that's what you

[ __ ] are you're not a smart [ __ ]

person what have you ever [ __ ] proven

or demonstrated an intelligent [ __ ]

thought in your whole [ __ ] life never

i used to [ __ ] on nerds i used to [ __ ]

on them

actually [ __ ] you you probably believe

in genetics or some [ __ ] you probably

believe in genetics what a dumbass what

a dumb [ __ ] you probably believe in

genetics you probably don't even

understand lysenko's correct you

probably believe genetics is real what a

[ __ ] pathetic dumb [ __ ]

you probably believe in mendelianism

what a dumbass what a [ __ ] idiot

what a joke

what is this [ __ ] okay we got the stuff

from about mario paul here

okay

again this is not confirmed

but we're going to check it out anyway

information allegedly came from mariopo

locals that neo-nazis from azov gathered

mariopl women children elderly into the

buildings of mario pa drama theater and

are going to blow it up blaming the

victims on russian shelling now the

thing is

is that this is from march 13th 2022

uh-oh so we have our first piece of

evidence how did this person know that

that building was gonna get blown up

that was three days ago how did they

know

maybe that's evidence

looks like the [ __ ] lies are

collapsing

there's one from march set 12th on

really

hold on so three days ago someone said

that azov was gonna blow up the theater

and blame the victims on russian

shelling if this is russian

disinformation or russian propaganda

how did they know it was gonna happen

three days ago

did the russian government tell them to

say this and they're like and moreover

why would the russian government attack

a theater in mariopol for what why would

they do it what do they gain from that

huh

it's not like the pro-ukrainian side

has ever lied before

give me a [ __ ] give me a second to

process this guys we just heard this

story that russian forces purposely

destroyed a theater in mariopol

and now

three days ago we have a tweet of

someone saying that locals claim that

azov is planning on blowing it up and

blaming the victims on a russian

shelling

that was three days ago that was before

the building blew up or the building was

bombed as they're claiming it was

does anyone have an explanation for this

does anyone have a [ __ ] explanation

for this

wait a second

wait a second how

how was this tweet

made march 13th

oh

i'm sorry putin read this on twitter and

he just got the maniacal id who's

twirling his mustache

now i can have a green light to attack

at theater in mario paul

because you know what i mean it's like

look

okay let's say you're like a destiny

dylan burns viewer a boss viewer any one

of those [ __ ] federal agents can you

please sit in my chat and type to me

what this means and what this proves how

did this [ __ ] person

report march 13th

three days ago before this reached the

headlines on twitter and before it even

[ __ ] happened that this was gonna

happen

how did they know

anyone have an explanation

is there an explanation does anyone have

one

anyone have one

hold on i'm i'm giving the pro-ukrainian

side and the anti-russian side

a chance to explain how this isn't a

false flag how is it not a false flag

what other explanation is there

and what is the probability of that

explanation

russia is being accused of bombing a

theater in mariopol where civilians are

taking shelter that's obviously a

horrible thing

which any sane rational person would

condemn but how is it that on march 13th

2022

this person posted on twitter that the

azov battalion was gathering civilians

in that building and planning on blowing

it up

and blaming the victims

the loss of life of the victims i should

say on russian shelling

they hacked twitter to change the date

using a sophisticated army of russian

bots

does anyone have an explanation i'm not

even kidding is there any explanation

for this

where are all the destiny okay you know

so all the destiny people can they just

call me the moscow manlet and that's it

does anyone actually have

does anyone actually have a [ __ ]

explanation for this or do you just call

me the moscow manlet

and the uh the leningrad short guy do

you have an explanation for this can you

explain this

have you seen gg's pieces on the ukraine

conflict

zizek in the contemporary sense is dead

to me i'm sorry to say this he has been

completely rendered obsolete

um i'm hosting i host a eulogy for him

he's not

his legacy will live on he's made good

contributions

but he's taken such a bad turn recently

that i have to turn my back on g-sec

entirely

i mean this is a line to me this is a

line if you're an intellectual and you

side with ukraine i you're done you're

i'm leaving you behind the world is

leaving you behind you've just proven

your irrelevance in the age of

multi-polarity

simple as that

this was a sell-out would you have a

discussion with him

about what

i don't think there could be one anymore

i mean he's

lost his relevance he's decided to side

with ukraine in this conflict

he can't do the minimum of the brave

thing and embrace this new multipolar

age he has to still stick with the west

not even in the sense of like

appreciating the history of western

thought and western enlightenment which

i agree with i mean

i was educated in the classics of german

idealism and and um

western literature and so was xi jinping

by the way and so is vladimir putin we

all love the west we appreciate the

west's contribution to mankind and to

civilization but

he does he means by the west nato and

the eu and that's just completely an

obsolete position

need to come up with more nicknames for

destiny

i've come up with many names

they were saying this was posted by a

russian agent and not a local so what

you're saying is that the russian attack

on the mariopl theater building

was premeditated and that they were

actually planning on doing it for a long

time

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that sounds pretty improbable to me

people will say russia were behind the

post to set the stage to blow it up

okay but why would russia want to blow

it up

in a premeditated way like why would

they just plan this

i would rush russia plan this post but

not other ones

i don't know

occam's razor is that the tweeter is

telling the truth that's also what i

think

to blame it on as of gain more credence

for their nationalists hold on that's

stupid russia knows that every attack on

civilians is going to be spinned as them

being blamed on them that's why russia

is trying to minimize as much civilian

casualties as possible russia is doing

this to blame it on as off well

russia couldn't anticipate that no one

in the west would buy that of course no

one in the west is gonna [ __ ] buy

that

you know it's just kind of a stretch

it's like it reminds me of the the cope

that dgg and destiny have to come up

with

about why that [ __ ] [ __ ] didn't show

up to the location despite claiming they

were there and i showed up and no one

was there so they have to create all

these conspiracies oh no

actually um haas paid the person not to

come oh actually haze was behind the

whole thing to make himself look good i

mean occam's razor let's go come on

the urban fighting in the city prevented

the russians from using airstrikes the

16th

even if azov battalion did this how

would that justify invading the entire

country displacing millions of civilians

was the killing of 14 000 people in

eastern ukraine justified over the

course of eight years which you never

gave a [ __ ] about

okay

another fake news getting debunked

this account russian military did not

let doctors through the checkpoint to

help a pregnant woman

let's check it out

uh

why is this fake let's see what their

argument is see what their reasoning is

so the claim russian military blocked

the path of an ambulance with a pregnant

woman an 18 year old ukrainian woman

went into labor but the russian military

didn't let her through the truth the

armored personnel carriers in the photo

are not russian they are ukrainian this

is indicated by the ukrainian pixel

camouflage which is only used by the

armed forces of ukraine

that's a fact check

apparently

anyone can debunk that if they want and

if that the russians are using pixelated

camo on the ground in ukraine

go ahead and

use that argument

holy [ __ ]

check this out

four years ago i was expelled from the

european parliament for confronting the

us assistant secretary over the

pentagon-funded bio labs in 25 countries

across the world i was smeared by the

u.s media as fake news who's the fake

news now

holy [ __ ] [ __ ]

this was four years ago

and this was before the pandemic so you

can't say this is dangerous

misinformation

this was before the pandemic what

happened let's check it out

what is the need of military bill

laboratories of the united states in 25

countries across the world this public

area i can't uh sorry i can use the

elevator i can use it sorry not this one

this one's full why is defensive

investing 65 million dollars in editing

can you answer why

wait isn't the pentagon

about military

is it true they're spending 65 million

on genetic and engineering

what does that have to do with military

applications

is the pentagon like an agricultural uh

thing as well

uh oh

uh oh yeah yikes yikes i'm gonna shut my

mouth i'm not gonna talk about it

this is tulsi gabbard on the same topic

let's check it out

so it's without even going into what

they told us was russian disinformation

is actually true how concerned are you

that tori and newland who's overseeing

this war

has just admitted there are unsecured

bio agents dangerous bio agents in

ukraine genetic editing can be used for

healing purposes yeah but what does that

have to do with military use why would

the pentagon be funding that

i'm extremely concerned as should be

every american and everyone in the world

the seriousness of this situation really

can't be overstated first of all she

didn't say no when she was asked by

marco rubio about there being biological

or chemical weapons in ukraine so uh if

if there were or are obviously that

would be a a violation of the biological

weapons convention uh number two

she they're they're categorically been

trying to hide this as you've laid out

very very well and then once they were

found out rather than saying hey you

know what this is a critical emergency

it's a crisis we have these pathogens in

the midst of a war zone not just in one

location but between 20 and 30 labs in

ukraine we this is a global crisis we're

going to take action immediately this is

how a responsible leader

would react given the crisis of this

moment but instead what did they do

her response to to senator rubio was

immediately start pointing fingers we're

going to preemptively start the blame

game should anything happen

to these pathogens and and who knows

what is going on in these labs before

anything bad happens just say you know

what it's the bad guys it's the bad guys

who are responsible for this it's i it

is the height of irresponsibility their

response to this the fact that they're

covering it up the fact that they aren't

doing really what needs to be done

because if unless this war in ukraine

ends right now ends tonight

we face a very real certainty that one

or more of these labs will be

compromised will be breached and it

won't just be the people of ukraine who

are impacted we could face another

global crisis when you look at a

pathogen that could be released we just

went through this with kovid

we can't have forgotten this already

that's tulsi gabbard

ukrainian pilots who ended up in a

russian hospital have the opportunity to

call their relatives well

yeah this is what i was talking about

saudi arabia considers accepting yuan

instead of dollars for chinese oil sales

oh wow that's a game changer

wow that's a game changer

that's really a game changer holy [ __ ]

all right what is this

oh and i gotta vet this video

okay

it's a marvel movie

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religion

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oh god

all right this is a pretty bold bold

plane

yeah this is this was bosh's pro the

banner portal right

why does that why do they love cartoons

so much why do they love like these

childish cartoons like this is such an

ugly cartoon this is like a [ __ ]

disney

parody of

ukrainian uh [ __ ]

orthodox christianity it's so weird

it's so cringe

it's blasphemy okay well here's the

reality check

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on i thought he's supposed to be dead

that's touched the dead

that's touched who's supposed to be dead

why is he alive

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it's

so all that is captured uh ukrainian

stuff

if if there was like if the russian

state media actually was funding a

propaganda campaign in the west

it would be so [ __ ] easy

it would be so [ __ ] easy to win the

infowar that just the russians don't

know how to win infowars they don't

they don't like they just they don't

even wage them they're not even fighting

an infowar they don't even care

they're like okay let those dumb

the russians are like

yeah let those hamburger americans think

what they want we don't care operation

will continue

operation will continue let the

hamburger think what they want

they don't even care they're even like

not even paying attention it'd be so

easy to have a

it'd be so easy to have a [ __ ]

propaganda war right

um

they're not even allowed to post footage

from the ground

because of an old policy that it's like

you can't film because it

endangers us or some [ __ ] like that

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so yeah

there you go

all right

i guess who this is

this is

let me just make sure there's no

dead bodies okay so you guys know my sub

song

you guys know my sub sound

um

remember my sub sound guys

russian trucker convoy in support of zel

in support of z sorry i thought i've

seen a [ __ ] zelinski

this is a pro-russia demonstration

supposedly

allegedly

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go

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this is true [ __ ] communist equality

like you have g wagons like mercedes g

wagons

next to like lottas and [ __ ]

you know

this is true equality

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you got these like expensive cars that's

good i like that i think russia's

experiencing a heidirian revolution oh

all um

almost all civilizations are

the world is but yes it is

all right this is the guy for my sub

alerts so when i whenever one person

subs nothing like gives itself like one

person subs

here's sound it was burst well this is

the guy

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can i just say

the owner of memory tv is like the most

butt hurt guy ever he just posts the

[ __ ] he's like ah he's such a butthurt

guy he's like he always like finds

ah he's just the most butthurt guy ever

you know

what

foreign

that's the problem with the west the

west doesn't recognize

other spheres it's just like it doesn't

it doesn't respect that you know

it doesn't recognize any russian

interests it doesn't take into account

or respect any you know

um

president g tells students western

states are ruled by a click of

cosmopolitan bourgeois thieves

who have no loyalty to their own

during speech urging greater patriotism

among chinese students and proclaims

liberal values of diversity and

tolerance are anti-socialist

i am not even a no i don't even know if

i'm allowed to say based

um

uh let me just confirm this is real and

i i expect it is real but let me just

see

yeah i don't think it's real i can't

find it

i cannot find it

check fact checking discord

well i that's not that's not

confirming it okay

it doesn't confirm anything

holy [ __ ]

yeah it's it's not real

it's not real

how would someone make fake that

yeah i can't find it either it's not

real

i think someone just made it up

this is boros one facility okay we're

gonna we're gonna watch a caspian report

thing on ukraine i wanted to see this

this is boros one facility a weapon

storage southwest of moscow it's one of

the many storages that houses russia's

nuclear warheads

a little over a week ago putin ordered

his military to put the nuclear

deterrence forces on high alert

the russian military is thus likely in

the process of bringing its nuclear

arsenal of borosquan among others to a

state of combat readiness

now what if russia in a last-ditch

attempt to win the war in ukraine

dropped a nuclear bomb that landed

nearby a nato state like

this is the dumbest

thing i've like this is the most stupid

speculation i've ever heard in my life

like yeah nuclear war is possible but

i no i mean this wouldn't happen

poland or romania or what if a stray

missile hit one of ukraine's nuclear

power plants with radiation spreading

into the neighboring countries

one mistake is all it takes to bring

that's more realistic a mistake russia

and nato to thermonuclear annihilation

understandably anxieties are running

high

okay this [ __ ]

world war 3 hasn't been this close since

the collapse of the soviet union so is

this just political brinkmanship or are

nato and russia sleep walking into world

war three

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like i said i think it's really

dangerous how much people severely

underestimate

the possibility of nuclear war it's

extremely dangerous

it's extremely dangerous

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the war in ukraine is the most dangerous

conflict in europe since the end of

world war ii including the balkan wars

of the 1990s as horrible as the balkan

wars were the ukraine war is worse

and that's why i always make sure that i

don't want my day to be worse to be

without a healthy snack

kitkat bars are on sale at target at a

30 discount rate because it has the

potential of transforming into a real

european war a world war if you will and

while some people find the idea of

playing with fire exciting nuclear bombs

can i ask you guys a question could you

live off like candy can you just live

off kitkat bars

like let's say

no could you live no could you survive

just eating them did you survive

no

why not

take all the thrill water and kitkat we

would die

out of war

nato member states are supplying ukraine

for how long with weapons but have ruled

out the idea of sending troops or

imposing a no-fly zone doing it how

about kitkat bars

uh

kitkat bars gatorade and water could you

survive all that either would mean

killing russians putting nato and russia

on a fast lane into world war three

but every day the military situation

gets deeper and deeper heavy fighting

has been recorded near the zaparoznia

nuclear power plant while the chernobyl

power plant reported a power failure

incidents like these risk spillover into

neighboring countries

so this the details of this attack have

not even been confirmed i i haven't seen

confirmation yet please and the longer

the fight continues the bigger the risk

of something going wrong

one stray mystery did you survive

unironically off of mcdonald's chicken

nuggets because believe it or not those

have a lot of vitamins in them did you

survive only on a diet of water in

mcnuggets

one airspace violation that's all it

takes to set off actually sounds good

should i just start doing that the

mcnugget diet

instead of keto

what if you had unlimited mcnuggets

should i just should i just get 50 mc

nuggets a day and just eat that in water

you know 100 mcnuggets a day and water

and inadvertent i'll just eat that every

day

and escalate four bottles of water in a

hundred mcnuggets

most nato weapon deliveries to ukraine

go through poland and as the russian war

machine steadily moved into western

ukraine russian warplanes could start

bombing those nato convoys entering

ukraine or

while i think that's the most realistic

scenario to trigger a world war because

if nato continues to send convoys into

ukraine and russia bombs them nato is

going to trigger article 5 and there's

going to be nuclear war i don't see a

way around it guys start planning a

little bit for a nuclear war

like

yeah i live in michigan so what i'm

going to do

is go north

because russia's not gonna bomb anything

north in michigan right so i'm just

gonna go north

and

i'll know when it's i'll know when it

happens as soon as i hear reports of

russia bombing a nato convoy i'm driving

north i don't care

you know i'm not going to wait like

everyone else

until it happens i'm going north

pursuing ukrainian jets russian fighters

nobody's going to nuke the mackinac

bridge and second of all you don't have

to nuke the mackinaw bridge okay

they wouldn't even have to nuke why

would they nuke it it's not like the

most powerful bridge in the [ __ ]

world

it's kind of [ __ ] overkill to nuke

the mackinaw bridge okay this could

violate polish airspace

there are a lot of ways things could

it's like saying

you have to nuke niagara falls do you do

you

pretty sure you can just

you know you don't have to

that's like saying they have to nuke

mount rushmore no you don't have to nuke

mount rushmore you could just have

[ __ ] tnt

okay

that'd be more than enough you don't

have to [ __ ] nuke anything

go wrong

in syria as part of its siege on aleppo

russian tactical warplanes bombed didn't

trump want a nuka hurricane

supply lines

coming from turkey in 2015 one of the

russian bombers violated turkish

airspace and was shot

how do you [ __ ] nuke a hurricane what

does that even do it probably does do

something

down

a similar

scientist did it's funnier if trump did

scenario could take shape along the

polish ukrainian border nato would then

face a situation where it could do

either nothing and let it be a local

issue which happened in turkey in 2015

or the pressure to do something could

force nato's hand

either way an unintentional attack would

risk spillover into nato territory yes

we were talking about non-fly zone

yeah that's nuclear [ __ ] war that's

world war three

i know fly zone is world war three one

hundred percent

the way mainstream media reported on

trump was so [ __ ] funny

like trump suggested nuking a hurricane

to stop them from hitting the uh

they're such liars holy [ __ ]

they're such liars bro that's so [ __ ]

they're making it seem like it's his

idea

oh my god

we agree jackson what up man

thank you jackson appreciate it

appreciate the rate

that it would be extremely dangerous

having in mind that there will be

instructions to shoot

shoot down russian planes

in this

non-fly zone uh and probably it would

mean the start of the ancho shut the

[ __ ] up you're gonna say both of these

nuts okay

he says alex jones loves dugan who says

that

uh oh the tyt dugan video yeah we'll

watch it we'll watch it

i'm gonna watch it right after this

jank talks about dugan kw

[Laughter]

the third world war

hello the kremlin all right guys dugan's

this really scary guy donate to tyt

progressive fund

what is operation

what is that [ __ ] [ __ ] they did where

it's like blue pack what is what the

[ __ ] was that the progressive pack they

created what did that do that do

anything

and the white house seek to avoid

expanding the wolf pack what did wolf

pack do did it do anything conflict

russia's vast nuclear arsenal magnifies

apprehensions

currently the most alright guys donate

to wolf pack to stop dugan

from infiltrating

our brains

pressing scenario that could trigger a

global thank you anonymous conflict

would be nato imposing a no-fly zone

over ukraine which the ukrainian

government has been insisting on

in case of a no-fly zone america the

ukrainian government's just like yeah

let's just start a nuclear holocaust

it's worth it

can and nato jets would be attacking

russian aircraft in the air and russian

air defenses on the ground

russia could retaliate by hitting

ukrainian targets with non-strategic

nuclear weapons as a message to nato to

back off

i doubt that would happen now these are

weapons with enormous destructive

potential that can spill over into nato

territory the fog of war would make it

difficult to verify events and the

situation could spiral out of control

faster than anyone would like an attack

on the territory of a nato member state

even an accidental attack could trigger

collective defense under article 5 where

an attack on one member is considered an

attack on all member states

nato forces would come in direct contact

with russian forces which would amount

to a russia-nato war this is good

footage what footage is this

that war would likely go nuclear since

it's the only way russia could equalize

the can we have a purge please yeah who

do you want to purge playing field when

facing the combined power of nato

that's a scary thought and the reason

why so many policymakers are anxious

that the war in ukraine

could be a prelude to a global conflict

now much of putin's decision-making in

ukraine is seen as audacious and

self-damaging so the immediate question

is can putin launch nuclear weapons by

himself does russia have a one-man

button for its nukes the answer to this

depends on the launch procedure if it's

a retaliatory strike the russian launch

authorization procedure provides

safeguards against false alarms or rash

decisions however when it comes to a

deliberate first strike the safeguards

can be bypassed

according to colonel valeri yarinic who

served as a specialist in command

control and communications in the soviet

strategic rocket forces russian launch

authorization is not performed by one

person so if putin gives the order to

launch nuclear missiles it must first be

authenticated by the minister of defense

and the chief of the general staff

through the cheget nuclear briefcase

they would have veto power but the

current office holders are both

loyalists to putin

but for argument's sake suppose they

didn't validate the launch authorization

putin could simply replace the defense

minister or the chief of the general

staff at the last minute

so yes

putin can circumvent the safeguards when

it comes to a deliberate first strike

and seemingly that is what he did on

february 27 when he authorized his

military to put the nuclear deterrence

forces on high alert

because

ukraine for no reason you're right

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media outlets picked up on this bit and

printed all sorts of doomsday stories

the reality is somewhat different and in

the case of ukraine it's also a bit more

complex

russian military doctrine allows for the

use of non-strategic nuclear weapons in

conventional conflicts

in fact they call it tailored damage and

in the past they've held large i know

article 5 is dangerously close to being

triggered

now that russell's going to target

supply convoys

skill military exercises that featured

similar would you actually drive to

canada [ __ ] no i'm going to drive north

to

michigan sorry i'm gonna drive north to

northern michigan where there's not

gonna be a [ __ ] nuclear war

relations of non-strategic nuclear

strikes detroit is [ __ ] i don't know

if detroit's [ __ ] honestly russia

might appoint

dearborn michigan to be the [ __ ]

emissary of russian interests in

michigan

so maybe i'll stay i don't know

maybe they won't nuke [ __ ] michigan you

know

for context to distinguish between

strategic and non-strategic nuclear

weapons strategic weapons refer to

long-range delivery systems with

high-yield warheads while non-strategic

weapons refers to short-range delivery

systems with low-yield warheads

non-strategic nuclear weapons can be

effective on the battlefield yeah la is

la is mega [ __ ] i told jackson this

and he's like bro

putin nukes la

it's not going to be cool

since they can attack troops austin was

fun man austin was so fun

air bases seaports it wasn't that fun

but it was still fun you know our

facilities

so when putin raised the combat

condition of his nuclear next time we go

to austin it's going to be soon

and it's gonna be to appear

on a very special show

not gonna leak it yet

but it's gonna be to go on a very

special show

and i think next time we go

we're not gonna

chill with

check my texts

bro what is that

um

i don't know how to respond to that

oh [ __ ] their forces he was likely

referring to non-strategic delivery

systems

in normal circumstances non-strategic

nuclear weapons are kept in a dormant

state across russia

there are no vehicles roaming about

ready to fire at will that's not how any

of this works at least not for

non-strategic weapons with short-range

delivery systems and low-yield warheads

instead russia's nuclear bombs sit in

storage spread across its vast territory

each symbol you see on this map houses

nuclear weapons and there's a dude in my

chat who goes putin rocking a 5 incher

max

why and first of all how do you know

that

okay five inches isn't that bad but like

it's so specific

is it bad i think it's kind of bad right

represents a different combat arm

the exact number of warheads is unknown

due to security concerns but the

bulletin of atomic scientists says that

russia holds

1912 non-strategic warheads in its

reserve

that is in addition to the strategic

arsenal of

4447 warheads of which

1588 are already deployed to land-based

ballistic no there's no relationship

between dick size and height they did a

study there's no relation let me look

that up to make sure again

i'm pretty sure there's no correlation

at all

height was positively

oh [ __ ] it is

holy [ __ ] it is

holy crap lois

holy crap blowers

there was also a relationship between

body weight

a positive direction

damn

i did not know i thought there was no

oh wait hold on

the only consistent correlation

it's a weak one at that

apparently it's a weak correlation all

right guys we're okay it's a weak

correlation

holy crap lois

they're actually related

just think about why wouldn't they be

related you know

it only makes sense

okay

uh

[ __ ] okay

anyway let's go back let's take missiles

submarine launched police russia's gonna

burn itself out isolate itself from the

world

and die a slow painful death

we talk about all things philly hip hop

fashion sports streets relationships and

more

i love my city

but i talk about

talking about how we can find solutions

to some of these problems

i'm a warm and welcoming person who

accepts everyone who respects themselves

and respects others

the only thing worse than a spineless

coward is a spineless coward that thinks

he's right

the streets are played out

all right let's check their instagram

oh they got a youtube channel

so what's this youtube channel

oh my god they got 30k subs

these dudes all right the instagrams got

nothing of them i don't even know what

this dude looks like

bruh this is the most stupid instagram i

ever seen

your profile picture is a [ __ ]

cartoon where are you

he's talking [ __ ] about putin

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what why do my question is is did we did

putin [ __ ] your girl or something

you get your girl [ __ ] by putin or so

like you really got a problem you got a

chip on your shoulder

against russia for some reason

ballistic missiles and heavy bomber

aircraft

strategic weapons such as icbms which is

the stuff you usually see in the movies

have a yield between 300 and 800

kilotons for comparison the two bombs

that exploded over hiroshima and

nagasaki in japan were yeah these bombs

are like nothing compared to the nuclear

weapons that exist today they're

literally not like during the cold war

holy [ __ ] you guys ever heard of the

tsar bomb you guys ever heard of this

bizarre but i'm gonna show it to you in

a sec we're in the 10 to 20 kiloton

range

meanwhile a modern 300 kiloton warhead

should be enough to destroy a large

metropolitan area like paris yeah people

don't know this russia's got bigger

nukes than we do

yeah he also ignores the hypersonic

missiles which is interesting let's see

if he's going to cover it

or london wiping

out the entire population that is

terrifying russia's got really big

[ __ ] nukes okay people don't know

what a nuke is people think a nuke is

gonna be hiroshima and nagasaki no

russia nukes

those will destroy an entire city and

literally kill everyone inside of them

like london everyone will be dead if

russia launches a nuke pretty scary

this is not a country you want to be

talking about no-fly zones

and

you know

you don't want to [ __ ]

you don't want to be talking about

[ __ ] going to war with russia and all

this crazy [ __ ] i mean their nukes will

[ __ ] wipe out an entire city that's

really big

actual official ukrainian government

jackson

bro you gotta hit leg day like once a

week i mean i don't even hit leg day but

come on

that's sweet stupid i'm not gonna cover

nah bro you gotta hit it at least once

a week and i don't i resent it i resent

hitting it okay not gonna lie

but since putin has his sights on

ukraine and its capital kiev he would

likely employ well jackson how do you

get away with not doing leg day i don't

get it if any what do you do instead of

leg day

you ever heard a chick say nice legs no

you're right i'm a kkk you're right

but oh it's cause i wear skinny jeans i

gotta stop wearing those

i'll be fine

smaller non-strategic nuclear weapon leg

day is for women

that was my long-standing position but i

still did it once a week

as opposed to icbms

thus when putin authorized his military

to put the nuclear deterrence forces on

high alert he wasn't referring to

long-range icbms but

short-range non-strategic delivery

systems

the 2s7 pion is one such example it is a

self-propelled heavy artillery piece

with a range of about 37 kilometers it

can be retrofitted to fire nuclear

shells each carrying a yield of about

one kiloton

another example is the iskandar missile

which has a range of about 500

kilometers and can fire a nuclear weapon

with a yield of between 5 and 50

kilotons

that range and yield would be

devastating on the battlefield and it

would be entirely permissible by russian

military doctrine

so while putin can circumvent the

safeguards for the launch authorization

procedure for a strategic first strike

he is unlikely to do so the kremlin has

made it clear that its military goals

are limited to ukraine while the white

house has stated that it will not send

troops into the conflict

both sides are playing down a direct

confrontation

but things can change quickly during

wartime especially as russian forces

move into western ukraine or as russia

increases the lethality of its military

campaign inadvertent actions are just a

matter of time

on the off chance that russia goes

nuclear it would likely opt for

non-strategic strikes which is already

embedded in russia's military doctrine

the kiloton yield would probably be on

the low end as not to cross any nato red

lines

seen in this way a nuclear war is

improbable the norm against the

employment of nuclear i don't agree with

this it's not improbable if article 5 is

triggered it's going to [ __ ] happen

how come streamers get rising star

nominated stream rewards but has like

three times their viewership

rob because the game is rigged the game

is rigged

the game is [ __ ] rigged

i am a rising star [ __ ] it man you know

at least nominate me you know okay i get

it you're not gonna give me the award

okay

you're not gonna give me the award but

come on at least nominate me

at least give it a chance

you grew so fast in the past months

first of all it's here's what's stupid

here's what's stupid about rising star

is that

who is gonna vote for rising star when

the rising star they're not going to

actually be the rising star it's just

going to be the fans of the bigger

streamers

community people

because guess what there's not enough

people to vote for me

who are fans of hassan hassan's this

score are not going to vote for me

they're going to vote for that type of

[ __ ] xqc is not going to vote for me

they're going to vote for that other

type of [ __ ] you know there's got to be

another way to measure the rising star

measure it by metrics measure it by the

way in which who has the fastest growth

in one year who's got the fastest thing

one here who's had the most impressive

question like i don't make it a

democracy he's not a people simple as

that

it's a monopoly it's a monopoly it's a

monopoly it's a monopoly

bro you know what i didn't even make a

stream about the streamer awards i'm

officially declaring myself the winner

i'm the winner of the stream rewards i'm

declaring myself the winner i'm the

winner of the streamer awards i won i

won

every single one i won the awards

anyone in this chat that denies that i

won the awards you're getting banned

forever i won the award

i won the award and i didn't even show

up

to get it

all right i won the award i don't give a

[ __ ] about voss twitter drama it ain't

got nothing to do with me

you can't see me if it's got nothing to

do with me because i don't give a [ __ ]

okay

but guess what i won in your 8

s-u-n-g-o-r-i-l-l-a

infra 8-s-u-n-g-o-r-i-l-l-a

infra 8 s u n g o r i l l a infra 8 s u

n g o r i l l a infra 8 s u n g o r i

i'm gonna let it play

the best female streamer holy [ __ ] who's

the best female streamer in my view

i gotta be careful about this one

oh easily pokey mane easily pokeman damn

i thought that was going to be hard

easily pokemane

nuclear weapons is strong enough that it

has lasted for decades

easily pokemon

for ukraine however it can go every

which way though the nuclear strikes

would be degraded to fit the tailored

damaged dogma

a pessimist will say that nuclear war is

inevitable it is if article 5 gets

triggered there's going to be a nuclear

war guys can i tell you something if

article 5 gets triggered get as far away

from a major metropolitan area as you

can and seek help okay

if article five gets triggered

i'm getting i'm hitting the road i'm not

gonna pack i'm gonna pack like

two things and i'm leaving i'm not gonna

take my computer i'm not taking my

computer at all

actually i'm gonna take my [ __ ]

backpack

jackson he's gonna be in la

this dude also wants me to move to la

to get a [ __ ] streamer house

we'll die bro

should we should move to uh

a place that's not gonna get nuked

all right okay i'll we should do it guys

we'll do a streamer house when we get

enough money but we're gonna have a

helipad

and we're gonna have an emergency

helicopter if there's ever anything

that'll ever happen we're just going to

take the helicopter out

and we're getting the [ __ ] out of there

get to the chopper

an optimist will say that nuclear war is

impossible but a real is gonna fly it

we'll worry about that after

well at least we'll have the other we'll

just like uh

we'll google it we'll just youtube

tutorial it only takes five minutes

just we'll say that new

little war is inevitable unless it is

made impossible

yeah jackson can fly

i've been your host shirvan from caspian

report we will be making more of these

ukraine related videos so if you haven't

yet subscribe all right so i want to see

this jank

this jank [ __ ]

gank oy girl

dugan

where's it at

where is the video

the young turks

is it the alex jones one

alex jones

which one is it

is it this one jackson

holy [ __ ] alex jones is actually [ __ ]

based

holy [ __ ]

he said he said russia is the new

america holy [ __ ] he's right

the spirit of 1776 lives on in russia

and china don't get me wrong we got to

bring that back here we can't give up on

our country but holy [ __ ]

alex jones

[ __ ]

holy [ __ ]

wait am i allowed to do that it's all

joke guys i'm meaning i'm joking of

course alex jones has said horrific

horrific things that i completely

disavow and distance myself from

entirely

i was meaning the whole time

has uh been firmly on the side of

vladimir putin in regard to this uh

invasion into ukraine the same invasion

that has uh killed innocence soviet

dissident anna casper

civilians the same invasion that has led

to two million ukrainians fleeing the

country as refugees the same invasion

imagine being armenian and working for a

[ __ ] show called the young turks who

carried out the genocide against

the young turks they were called the

young turks

and they were responsible for the

armenian genocide that's absolutely like

despicable in my view

sorry it's just like

like

imagine

imagine being

one of the groups that were victimized

by nazism and joining a news

organization called the brown shirts

it's like

oh we didn't you know you know jank's

explanation for that has always been

such [ __ ] he's always been like oh i

just looked in the dictionary and i saw

the young turks

and it basically just meant progressive

young liberals so i thought that's just

all it meant no you didn't you chose

this name on person

you chose this name on purpose shut the

[ __ ] up asian uh that had russian troops

bomb hospitals including a maternity

hospital

the same invasion that has led to the

bombing of schools the leveling of major

cities okay anna can you provide the

relevant citations and evidence for this

and let's go through it how about we do

that instead of making all these like

bombastic [ __ ] claims about russia's

bombing hospitals and schools and now

it's theaters too right

okay well let's look through the

evidence and let's just see what we're

talking about here because these are

just very general claims

he's in ukraine alex jones is in favor

of it in fact he gets super emotional

when anyone is critical of vladimir

putin and what he's carrying out jenk

what do you think well let's take a look

at the video and then i want to show you

a couple of absolutely critical comments

from there you'll notice it too but it

relates to a story we told you yesterday

and he's basically proving us exactly

right let's watch yours

and now they start a war with russia i'm

so sick of bill gates i'm so sick of

barack obama i'm so sick of hillary

clinton i can't even look at him anymore

but i don't ever catch the russians

messing with me

all i gets the criminals raping me and

my family they call anybody that doesn't

get down on their knees and bow down to

hollywood and let them screw our kids

and f us over the russians see russia is

the new american because they captured

america you can't have a free open

country because everybody else might

want that

oh my god bro

i'm not even allowed to express the

emotion

and feelings i have watching that

i'm not laughing at him though i'm not

laughing at him

i'm laughing joy these are this is like

the laughter of joy okay

i'm just over i'm sorrying out that's it

i'm overwhelmed with [ __ ] excitement

the political realignment is here oh i

have to show you something else too

after this i'm going to show you the

tweet by majorie taylor green

the political realignment is here guys

right is becoming left left is becoming

right that's the political realignment

okay

um

alex is becoming a tanki

and we called it first

me

jackson caleb

yeah i'm gonna show that manga tanky

video i showed it before but i'm gonna

show it again just in honor of this me

jackson caleb samira you know uh we

called all this [ __ ] we called it that

peter coffins who i think we all called

it

see what's happened is

people used to love these rants but

they're not good for me when i do them

and i stopped doing the rants over the

years you notice that i get pissed i got

to walk off the show because i don't

want to start doing this but

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see i told you i was going to focus to

cover the news

i'm going to take deep breaths

three times more than what you see on my

desk here i read

at least three times thousands of pages

and thousands am i allowed to say this

alex jones had a documentary called fall

of the republic

and i watched the documentary and i

watched it at first expecting to see

like oh he's gonna talk about this like

crazy conspiracy stuff and all he did

was actually document the well-reported

way in which the city of london

financiers

took over our [ __ ] country

and tried to overthrow they talked about

the businessmen's plot they talked about

the attempt to overthrow the new deal

reforms and glass-steagall and all

like the the financial crisis of 2008

how it's circumventing our democracy i

mean even amy goodman of democracy now

would have agreed with that documentary

why do people think alex jones is a

right winger i don't know i mean i get

it he's cancelled from everything

because what he said about sandy hook

which we're not gonna

we don't approve of any of that of

course not but

why is he like

why was he caught why is he called a far

right he's not a farmer he's not a bigot

he's not a hateful person who's he ever

targeted with any kind of [ __ ] hate

what group has alex jones ever targeted

with hate the young church the one time

they tried to [ __ ] smear him as an

anti-semite it was all [ __ ] [ __ ]

you know

he's not a hateful person

videos on hundreds of videos oh my god

he's never he doesn't say demeaning

degrading things about other racial

groups or anything like that

yeah destiny's way more racist than alex

jones are you [ __ ] kidding

destiny's way more racist than alex

jones way more

like it's not even close

it is literally not even close destiny's

actually racist

alex jones has love in his heart for all

races i'm telling you the truth

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and then i gotta leave this little

chicken that weasel up there like it's

funny

this is the young turks misinformation

editing propaganda techniques

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i mean who even

you don't even want to know this stuff

do you

yeah just play in the pw bureaucracy

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come on come on all right so look

there's a bunch of things here first of

all the music is added in by the guy who

edited it uh but he did a great job with

that um yeah the the young turks are

like the

the best at like smearing people and all

this [ __ ] [ __ ]

first before i get to the main heart of

it which is about russia um

you people really watch alex jones to

think that's real no that's amazing

no but jank you're such a serious person

you tried to fight joe rogan

and said that you're much more massive

physically than joe rogan and you're

literally not by the way

as if but as if that would make a

difference because joe rogan's literally

a trained fighter

and you're not but you thought that you

being more physically massive

would make a difference but you're not

even more physically massive because

you're like the same height as him what

i guess you're just a little bigger but

that doesn't help you in a fight is

friends with that guy and regularly

enables and empowers him why do you know

there's a lot of things that alex jones

has said that turned out to be right

really name one

uh i can name one bird okay name a few

hey i mean those are funny they really

could name a few dogs are gay i mean oh

my god jackson chill chill chill chill

we're not gonna name them we're not

gonna name them we're not gonna name

them we're not gonna name them

but i could do a few i could do nailed

that right and um how do you like oh my

god i got such a good idea

if the why don't the frogs take

ivermectin

and then we could like we solve all

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the world's problems in with one shot

okay um so you guys really think that's

real where he's like

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what is that what is what what kind of

weirdos

jank is a guy who like consistently

tries to act like a serious person like

come on guys i'm a normal guy you're not

a normal guy dude we're all clowns we're

literally all clowns doing this [ __ ]

you're not like you try so desperately

hard to look like a normal guy you look

pathetic dude getting mad yeah we get

mad he gets mad fine no problem right

i mean it's so fake that's the fakest

thing i have ever seen in my life how

could you be so

that gullible but that's why you believe

the insane crap that he tells you so

he's upset because

putin didn't start the war

he sent 190 000 troops to the border

zelensky said hey we don't have to be in

ukraine in nato which is what putin said

he wanted right

and putin invades anyway but putin

didn't start the war bill gates

what

what kind of weird description of events

is that

what putin just what

and obama and obama and hillary clinton

right okay sure okay

who funded the maidon protesters in 2014

who appointed the cabinet

after the maidan coup in 2014. i'm

pretty sure it was obama and hillary

jank you smart guy okay yeah look i

criticized hillary clinton as billion

times over i criticized her what she was

running as obama i criticized her when

she was running yes bernie sanders the

hillary clinton camp despises me

she just starts this what are you

talking about yeah because the war just

started the 14 000 dead in eastern

ukraine

our casualty that was just people who

died in skirmishes

at the supermarket right that wasn't a

war

about it putin started the war why would

you

yeah putin uh was responsible for the

illegal coup in ukraine in 2014 you're

right

away right

all of the blame

clinton's friend donated 21 million to

tyt

vladimir putin i'm super critical of

hillary i'm really critical

and then get all emotional about it well

he explains it 21 million reasons to be

critical you know

the most important line there was he

said russia is the new america

what's so [ __ ] based

even i couldn't think of saying that

that's so [ __ ] based

bro that's so [ __ ] based

oh my god alex jones is

i can't even praise him in the way i

want to

now yesterday we told you it's like too

based it's mega bass

show

these lunatic right-wing leaders alex

jones tucker carlson and steve bannon

believe in this russian so-called

philosopher called alexander dugan

someone okay one person sub

one person sub don't gift them i just

want one person to sub get a prime or

something

one

you'll see the guy he's talking about so

just one person saw

one person

to do the alert

there you go okay that's it that's it

that's all we needed no one else do it

that's all we needed

that's the voice

of alexander dugan

and according to jank hold on what did

he say

tucker carlson

he said tucker carlson he said [ __ ]

steve bannon

and alex jones are disciples of [ __ ]

alexander dugan

guys so as a guy who's is a disciple

thank you

i am actually

i am actually someone who like read a

lot of dugan and very inspired by him

i can promise you right now

that none of those three people have

ever

read anything by dugan except there's

one exception

um alex jones had dugan on his show in

the aftermath of 2016

and he didn't even know who dugan was

it's just like he had him on the

show and that doesn't prove anything

okay that wasn't 20 alex jones has been

here forever you think do you think alex

jones knew about dugan in 2008 shut the

[ __ ] up jank you [ __ ] dumbass

you sound like a [ __ ] idiot

and they think that he is a

traditionalist he's conservative and

which he is what do you mean they think

he is first of all

i have never been presented with any

evidence that tucker carlson knows who

dugan is i've never been presented with

can we get a fact check is this

misinformation where is the evidence

tucker carlson even knows who dugan is

i bet steve bannon's got to know who he

is because steve bannon's an

intellectual he probably knows a lot of

people right

jank what evidence do you have that

tucker even knows who dugan is where's

your evidence for this let's let's as

it's not misinformation is youtube gonna

penalize this for lying is youtube gonna

fact check this and penalize this for

disinformation

wonder i wonder and he hates liberals

they hate liberals

based

and and and hates liberalism and in fact

the funny thing is

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he doesn't like western civilization

based

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he wants to go back to the middle ages

i'm not biased

kidding i'm not exaggerating you could

go back and watch we gave you the exact

course on it and all these neanderthals

think

hey that's literally going medieval

kind of racist what do you mean

neanderthals

thank you imperator

we would get to destroy this liberal

america that we burst despise so much

that's based why tucker crosses said in

his show hey putin uh never did this

this this or

okay

this is literally a right wing

conspiracy theories

because this is how right-wing

conspiracism works right they look at

a given phenomena and they attribute

that phenomena to an ideal right

cultural marxism post-modernism all that

[ __ ] [ __ ] right well jank is now

doing that

with dude with duganism i wrote

something in my sub stack about this

it's a form of paranoid right-wing

conspiracism right

you don't have to read dugan to see that

america is ruled by a woke elite and

russia's not woke you don't have to read

dugan to not to be you don't have to

read dugan to be against wokeness you

don't have to read dugan to not be on

board with the latest progressive agenda

of our corporate elite you don't even

have to know who dugan is and yet jank

is somehow presenting as evidence

uh

that tucker is influenced by dugan

the fact that they're both against woke

liberal elites i mean literally everyone

in the [ __ ] world is except a very

small minority of the human population

okay

i mean this is just [ __ ] stupid is

ben shapiro a [ __ ] duganist

who isn't a [ __ ] ducanus this is

stupid this is literally just stupidity

this is rank stupidity is is trump a

duganist

holy [ __ ] [ __ ] is ted cruz a [ __ ]

duganist

it's [ __ ] stupid

that to me every conservative is a

duganist now what a stupid [ __ ] un

verifiable thing to say completely

unfalsifiable

stupid [ __ ] thing to say where are

you getting that what evidence do you

have of that

you are a pawn anyway you are you can

suck my [ __ ] that's your first thing

ever chatting it's your last thing too

you know putin was never woke

steve bannon talked about oh putin's not

woke

do you have to be a duganist to

recognize that

you have to know who dugan is to

recognize that and now here's alex jones

saying no forget america

russia

is the new america

it's so based

it's so based holy [ __ ]

oh wait

check this out

hold on i want to show you guys

something

world economic forum pushes digital id

system that will determine access to

services

[Laughter]

yikes it's just a joke it's all meme

guys it's all me none of it's serious

it's all mean

continuing it's all mean

meaning so they are literal

traitors no no not literal oh we're

traitors now this is like this is like

red baiting it's mccarthyism so i'm

telling you guys the left is becoming

the new right wing the right wing is

becoming the new left it's a political

realignment okay it's a political

realignment

and these guys are so let's can we start

talking for real now jank is a

right-wing anti-communist let's just

start calling him right-wing

anti-communist jank and we're going to

start calling alex jones left-wing

populist alex jones

because i don't know that they picked up

weapons or anything like that and use it

against america let me be more exact

with my language because we actually

care about what's true but david

mccarthy jank

the return of mccarthyism

appear to be cheerleading

for traders

for saying yeah oh yeah well you're a

traitor you're a traitor if you don't

get on board they are they didn't have

davos you're a traitor

if you're not for the great reason

you're a traitor

traitor everyone's a traitor

if you don't agree with the agenda of

davos you're a traitor if you don't

agree with

joe biden's great new deal you're a

traitor

you don't agree with the latest

corporate agenda you're a traitor

worship the corporations or you're a

traitor

guys everyone worship the corporations

worship the corporate gods worship the

deities from ancient babylon or you're a

traitor sell your children or your

traitor

expose your children to non-stop

propaganda and mental reprogramming or

you're a traitor beat your patriotic

duty remember to pay more gas for

zolensky pro ukraine or you're a traitor

support ukraine or your traitor

this is literally [ __ ] mccarthyite

this is literally like fake patriotism

this is what michael parente called

super patriotism it's when our [ __ ]

elites

try to pretend that it's our patriotic

dually duty to get in line behind the

latest [ __ ] elite corporate [ __ ]

government agenda or else you're not a

patriot you're a traitor oh you don't

support the wars you're a traitor oh you

don't support the capital ruling

capitals class you're a traitor

right this is what he was talking about

you're a traitor

you're a [ __ ] traitor you're a

traitor i'm not a traitor you are i'm a

[ __ ] patriot

i'm trying to defend our [ __ ] country

and our people against our predatory

elite you're the [ __ ] traitor

last time i checked this is my country

too jank

this is alex's country too this is their

country too this is our country too jank

it's not just your [ __ ] country

don't [ __ ] call us traitors

don't [ __ ] call us traitors who the

[ __ ] is the traitor

people want to [ __ ] drive us into a

nuclear war to a nuclear holocaust shut

the [ __ ] up

russia's

the new america sucks that war that we

didn't start is our fault

it's our government's fault yeah

it is

it's not russia's fault it's like george

washington's a traitor no he was a

[ __ ] patriot and i'm a patriot too

george washington's a traitor because he

fought against the government of his

time well i'm betrayed i'm a traitor too

then

you know russia started it

and we prefer russia to america and we

showed you the shirts on previous

episodes now

at republican get

togethers they're selling

alex jones isn't saying he prefers

russia to america he's such an american

patriot that he recognizes

that russia is a bigger ally to american

patriots in the american dream in the

american ideal

than the american elite which is a fact

the hamiltonian-american system which is

based on developmentalist industrial

credit

as opposed to the british system right

yeah

it's patriotism russia's are closer to

the american system

than the current american system that

exists now

shirts i'd rather be russian than a

democrat oh that's great so noon has on

infowars when

um

that's awesome no comment

i mean look i think that alex jones

should

provide

actual evidence credibility to the

argument thank you kevin argument he's

making by moving his ass over to

vladimir putin's russia that's a great

idea and let's take a good hard look at

mr whiny crybaby over censorship let's

see how he's treated in russia

no i'm serious i mean he loves to be

critical of the government which i think

is an important thing to do right of any

government you should be able to hold

your uh politicians accountable

he didn't get censored by the us

government for being critical of the u.s

government

what did he get censored for he got

censored by private corporations but in

oh

oh guys it's different then

imagine this

these are progressive leftists

look guys we're going to live in these

private smart cities and we're going to

be like hauled off to jail no that

wasn't the government persecuting you

that was just the amazon police and

you're you're in the amazon prison it's

all private okay and you sign the

contract

this is like these are left-wing

progressives what and they're just

[ __ ] holding water for progressive

corporations who which are being used as

a [ __ ] loophole to circumvent the

first amendment of our constitution of

our public common republic and these are

the [ __ ] left-wing progressives get

the [ __ ] out of here

defending the privatized corporate

loophole of the capitalist class

who reign in on

their rights and liberties enshrined to

us the people by our constitution and

our republic

and these are the [ __ ] left-wing

progressives of our time

putin's russia what would happen to him

if he felt the need to be critical of

what uh the kremlin's doing well first

of all he wouldn't feel that need

because apparently he thinks russia is

the greatest thing on earth uh that's

not what he said um so but anna your

argument is unassailable

if you love russia that much go you move

there go move there and do your show

there and i don't

holy [ __ ]

these this is so remember i told you

about the political realignment

remember i told you about the political

realignment and you're saying has you

look crazy right now

no

this is this is from a left-wing

progressive news

organization saying this

this isn't uh glenn beck

this is not glenn beck

what did i tell you

look at this look at these red look at

the fl look at the fluoride stare

just go if you don't like reddit just go

if you don't like the latest corporate

agenda of reddit just go just leave it's

our country now the demons have taken

over the demons have taken over it's our

country now no it's not it's not your

[ __ ] country we're gonna fight for

our [ __ ] country it's not yours

it's not yours it's not yours anna anna

and jane this is not your [ __ ]

country you're a minority in this

country in terms of your political views

and your uh you know your your agenda

that you're trying to [ __ ] push on

the rest of us you liberals are in the

minority this isn't your [ __ ] country

don't [ __ ] tell us to leave

this isn't your [ __ ] country

i don't mean that in just like the old

ways that the right wing does yeah sure

i don't mind saying it back to them

because they would say it to us when we

would make reasonable points hey we

don't have to hate the people of russia

and they would say oh yeah why don't you

move to russia right back in the old

days right back but now you're the new

right-wingers right

the right wing was against russia now

they're in favor russia but

we're logically consistent we've always

been favor of the russian people

but not the russian authoritarian

government by the way even

not even

certainly when it was under communism

and now when it's under a tyrant named

vladimir putin

again right-wing anti-communists

jankuger

against the government in favor of the

people but

but

alex jones is saying no he's in favor of

the government we are texan communists

we are texan communists we like

everything is bigger

in texas that's what we are

i'm gonna show you can i show you give

me a sec

pause it for a second i'm gonna show you

what kind of communist we are okay

oh hold on a lot of funny pictures that

i post

all right this is the type of communist

we are okay

fine i stand with tech i stand with

ukraine texas

pretty [ __ ] based

texas

listen

aoc is not gonna make texas blue

we're gonna make texas red

real red

[Laughter]

it's the new america it's the new

america and you you love america right

well actually now i can't tell it sounds

like you hate america

but and remember the slogan of trump was

make america great again

oh

maggo's red we're red too

or even more red

because it's not great anymore they

think america sucks

and why does america suck in their minds

uh liberalism and by the way liberalism

is not what you think it means because

that's such a confusing word because

everybody uses it in different ways the

ways that you dugan uses it and the

right wing uses it is

liberal democracy

everyone has equal rights they're like

gods

except the corporations who have more

rights than us right

sucks

so now non-white people have the same

rights as white people non-christians

have the same rights as christians

i am literally a reader of dugan dugan

doesn't have a problem with equal rights

he has a problem with human rights

it's much worse than that dugan doesn't

think that one group should have rights

and other groups shouldn't dugan thinks

that no one should have any rights at

all because for him rights are satanic

in general dugan thinks that

society should be governed by mores and

tradition and customs

and not formal rights enshrined by a

state

dugan is

someone get the clip where dugan says i

am against human rights

well okay it sounds bad that he's

against human rights

but in addition to being against human

rights he's also against the power of

governments

to be able to artificially manipulate

our humanity

in the first place that we need rights

what are we we the only reason we need

rights um

is to protect us right against

government excesses well dugan doesn't

even believe in those government

excesses to begin with just like marx

didn't right

christians they're literally against it

dugan is very clear

very clear

no he's not against equality he's

against

right in

general is like i've read dugan i know

who dugan is

steve bannon is very clear when he says

oh i'm a big fan of and more

specifically he's against universalism

he's against

the u.n human rights here it is i am

against human rights

i i am against human rights see he's not

in favor of some groups having more

rights than others okay

let me quote he's he says it directly i

am against human rights

he is against human rights in general

okay

uh dugan now alex jones is very clear he

says russia is the new america

okay well then have at it hoss i bet

they'll

the [ __ ]

i will have at it [ __ ] jank

scott what

yeah dugan also said

that he doesn't believe in biology

either he said that as well which is

based i'm kidding

but

i guess he this is weird love you there

go there and see what happens okay

now [ __ ] you this isn't your country

this is my country too

[ __ ] you have to win first you didn't

win

for example there's midterms coming up

and there's going to be a red wave in

those midterms 2024 you're gonna [ __ ]

lose you didn't win this [ __ ] yet jank

this isn't your country yet jank

this is in your country

yet

still our country now we have a lot of

corrupt people in our government who are

thankfully democratically accountable

and who will be unseated

and and putin i'm sure will say come and

find out

you veer one inch away from putin

propaganda you'll be in prison for 15

years

[Laughter]

what did he [ __ ] just say wait wait

what lucy

you veer one inch away from putin

propaganda you'll be in prison for 15

years

[Laughter]

wait wait wait

hold on bro that's not even [ __ ] true

for north korea what do you [ __ ] mean

and

if you veer from putin uh propaganda

you're in jail for 15 years bro where

show me where

let me ask jank a question jane do you

know any russians who live in russia the

majority of the russians i know who live

in russia

are liberals where they used to be

liberals and they were critical of putin

all the [ __ ] time and the other

people i know are communists who are

super critical of putin all the time

none of them have seen any day in prison

for their criticism

if you disagree personally with putin

you get put in into time prison

shanti possum wants the vc

i don't know who the [ __ ] that is

they're also not in my show queue

go ahead go ahead putin lover move there

trader thanks for

um

i'm gonna ask you i'm gonna ask a

question to you on behalf of alex jones

make him

make him jank

you said you're much more physically

massive than joe rogan i'm pretty sure

mr jones is much more physically massive

than you

he was just live on twitch criticizing

you he pussied out of course he [ __ ]

down

are you opening the vc no

okay let me show you more evidence of a

political realignment happening thanks

for watching thank you for watching go

give us money to our wolf pack we're

gonna [ __ ] throw the money out the

window and nothing will happen of it

shut the [ __ ] up

okay

shanty possum is a furry

with four views

why should i care about this person

why should i ever care about this person

the irl confrontation between jones and

tyt

come on before we um

come on byt

i want to check it out

this is the young turks footage [ __ ] do

we have any other footage

all right we're back out of young turks

uh obviously a little bit of commotion

here

is alex jones and a guy significantly

worse than him uh entered the stage here

what changes in demographics is that he

wins white males

in such overwhelming numbers it's that

it overcomes every other demographic

advantages

all right hey how's the revolution going

you guys starting the revolution we are

indeed alex uh the revolution is a foot

um welcome to the young turks you know

what's real america is not

uh i am going to restore american

democracy along with progressives and

conservatives in this country all right

well i got to tell you

i am really really proud to be here with

you it's good to meet you in person i

don't think how are you guys doing

uh we're doing okay you like all our

hillary for prison shirts everywhere no

i kind of despise it

he's so uptight and mad holy [ __ ]

what shirts are they i haven't seen

anything you haven't seen oh my god you

didn't see me i don't exist if you

didn't see me

all right guys

okay uh

here we go

for you right here it's right oh you

can't do this

we can't do this we can't do this

can't do this

all right that's enough

all right moving on

all right

um i want to show you guys something

from the political realignment okay this

is like he's got like some someone

injured

can't show that

but um

check this out

representative majorie taylor green

um

democrats have been calling republicans

president trump and his supporters nazis

since 2015. true

that's what they've been calling him all

right we're gonna watch the rest of it

but the democrats have been funding

actual nazis since the obama biden

administration

funding to neo-nazis in ukraine only

stopped after president trump

this is the political realignment i'm

talking about guys we're going to return

to it we're going to all right we'll

finish we'll finish the the video we'll

finish it

all right we're back we're doing okay

that's the big number

all right we skipped that part so we're

just gonna watch this stones all right

you wanna take my show over i'll take

your show

okay you know what who does this kind of

shirt first of all a sick guy second of

all

no you you know

you know who's accused

you know who's accusing court rate

papers of being a rapist donald j trump

by donald trump roger stone you know

it's in court papers oh yeah you're a

sick dude

i want to see this steven crawford

all right let me where do i find that

where i'm going to watch it after that

off with you right now all the time

[Applause]

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didn't you already admit that you're not

no

all right roger yeah run away roger

don't go he wants to debate you right

now i'm not gonna debate this guy you're

a hatchet man i don't know why anyone in

the media takes you seriously all you do

is lie you're known as the biggest liar

in media you're the biggest liar in

media

there's nobody watching your show

don't get too mad

all right well first of all

exactly matt you're actually really

upset

i think it should have come to debate

all right all right all right all right

once you get out of here alex all right

we got to continue the show hey man

nobody watches you we know nobody

watching

saudi

hey first of all let me explain

something all right okay this is

[ __ ]

whoa

holy [ __ ] hold on we're against saudi

arabia dumbass we talk about that all

the time

holy [ __ ]

that escalate why did that trigger him

the most i don't know why that triggered

him so much

i don't know why that one uh triggered

him the most

all right keep watching i don't know is

there gonna be more violence

i'm talking about that

hostile before this 2016 thing i think

right we're being nice

no bro don't say it's because it was

easy

because he was called arab

[Laughter]

because he's turkish and he was called

arab no

no [ __ ] way bro that's so [ __ ]

funny

oh my god

that actually i'm swear to god

proportionate to the anger that makes

the most sense

oh my god

guys

to be fair uh

i don't know i can't

the part where uh jimmy jimmy doris

uh let me see

yeah it's so funny how jimmy dore was

the only like

the only person who looked good in that

whole thing

no i mean besides alex like the only

person from the infowars side who looked

good

was

jimmy dore

holy [ __ ] the majority report

defended jimmy dore in a cnn article

well

this was three years ago

so crazy how things happened

that reminds me jimmy one other thing i

have to ask you about is i one of my

favorite moments of all time on the

internet is when you spit

this is the best one all right after

this we're gonna go back after this

we're going back but this is the best

one

you sent the clip of stephen crowder

dressing like jank i'm gonna we're gonna

look at that one after that's why you

can get electricity

do they need to be right

this is when i started to really like

alex jones

little frat boy here all right man

playing this joke over here that's why

the d platforming didn't work but here's

here's the question here's a question

don't touch me again man

no it's up guys

i'm asking you not to touch well sure

i'll just pat you nicely no but i don't

want to be fed i don't want me to get

arrested

i love how fast he talks

i don't know him but he's so mad you're

not going to silence me you're not going

to sound something well but there are

people you are like you are literally

like little gangster thug there are

there

do you believe that these these

platforms need to be regulated like a

public utility and how do you go about

doing that well i prefer not to

the way he keeps interrupting our

competition take care of that but

obviously we're going to watch closely

to make sure that these tools that are

being used i mean one thing is to say

we're going to go after foreign

interference design is so-and-so but

it's already going on here another thing

is the democrats are grieving the

republicans because at some point

what's the difference between you know

misinformation from abroad and

differences of opinion within the

universe and that's happening very fine

line and that's something we need to be

careful about we don't over reach in

that direction but then he doesn't know

about him works being banned he doesn't

know about the topic

not just how they how they apply that

within the united states

trump would destroy putin and his

russian communist [ __ ] land

um

why why would he no he [ __ ] wouldn't

you dumb ass

you know what you are you're a [ __ ]

lib [ __ ] you know this russia [ __ ]

happened so you all of a sudden became a

[ __ ] liberal you have gyno you're a

[ __ ] lib you're a liberal

you are a liberal that's what you

[ __ ] are is a liberal

you [ __ ]

are literally brainwashed by the

mainstream media against russia

and you're acting like you're a [ __ ]

yeah shut the [ __ ] up you little [ __ ]

it's exactly what you [ __ ] are

i'll show you what your guy trump said

here's what he said

this is what he said

trump

trump claims putin wanted invaded

ukraine to rebuild the soviet union

which he said was full of love that's

what he said

so don't don't

be out here you know

saying this dumb [ __ ] all right

because you look [ __ ] stupid

all right let's continue of

authoritarian regimes abroad to crack

down on free speech because rubio got so

mad at me there was a uh

between

um what is free speech and what people

disagree on poor rubio i'm sorry we

gotta go and i gotta go to the committee

you guys can talk to this clown oh yeah

[Laughter]

there goes ruby a little punk

anyways

[Laughter]

my god

you gotta love people who come from

authoritarian regimes you have to step

along and then they don't even know what

that is

oh man

it's [ __ ] hilarious all right let's

continue with the majority taylor green

she says

not only were democrats funding

neo-nazis in ukraine since 2014 the us

and ukraine were the only countries who

have year after year voted against the

u.n resolution to combat the spread of

nazism in europe around the world this

is actually [ __ ] true this is true

someone who's not opposed to be moved

over why do you have putin is good

this is something you don't want to

entertain just say [ __ ] you

um

i think putin is good because he's an

authentically sovereign leader he's not

someone who's controlled by special

interests or lobbies or corporations

he is the leader of the russian people

and it is what it is there's no he's

actually accountable to them in other

words i think that's the start

but i think putin has acted in the best

way that he can in the interests of the

people of the russian federation

uh

the overall security interests of europe

as a whole

um as well as the russian speakers

living around the russian federation

and that's the best way i can simplify

it

since 2014 the us and ukraine are the

only countries who have year after year

voted against the u.n resolution the

commerce federation in europe true

why are you so self-conscious about your

height i'm actually not

i've always been open about my exact

height

i used to say five nine because i

rounded up

because i measured myself and it was

five eight point five but it's actually

not it's like five eight point

uh one or two or three or something

so i guess it's five eight

but

i've just now i just insist on the

record being clear that i've never lied

about it that's it

that's all i insist on i've never lied

about it

call me short i don't care

i just don't lie about it

5 8 is kind of short you know

i'm not gonna deny that last week

congress voted to fund ukraine with 13.6

billion in lethal aid how much u.s

taxpayer cash will end up in the hands

of neo-nazis in ukraine

um

it's crazy how a republican is saying

this right it's pretty [ __ ] crazy

this is what we mean by political

realignment top it all off nato has been

supplying the neo-nazis in ukraine with

powerful weapons and extensive training

and how to use them what the hell is

going on with these nato nazis

it's a really good question that's a

really good [ __ ] question well this

is the political realignment we're

talking about

you know

this is that political realignment we're

talking about

there you go

debate that dude debate what dude

uh i want to see the stephen crowder

thing give me a sec

can i say something too

why did that [ __ ] where um

sam cedar got

you know you know what the biggest like

cope ever is

why is it

you guys remember that that thing was

like oh my god it's sam cedar where he

ambushed

stephen crowder

why did people think that was an own

looking back

he didn't look good in that i don't

i don't

i don't think it

i don't think it made him look any good

or bad at all

i just don't think it there was any look

to it whatsoever like

it

he bitched out bad

what do you expect i feel like they left

this listen this is my issue leftists

lose all optics wars and then they get

one little thing that kind of makes them

look a little okay and they just get too

excited about it you know

talks about how no one on the left will

debate him

well jackson

wiped the floor with stephen crowder

so sorry with uh not stephen crowder

with um

sam cedar

and uh and by the way it was built by

audience we asked them when we switched

over from tv down holy [ __ ]

i was here

south by southwest

we were there in austin

for the for the cpi conference but this

was also coinciding with the south by

southwest conference

we were actually there in austin

[ __ ] you know what i kind of regret i

kind of regret how we didn't actually

uh do anything for south by southwest

no not 2017 but this year's one

like we never went to downtown austin we

didn't go out

we just went to some party just to see

zurich by the way the only reason we

went there is to see zorko

but looking back i regret it we should

have just gone to downtown austin

and hung out there you know

for south by southwest we missed out on

a lot you know

that party wasn't even fun you

know can you guys uh help us build this

and our audience gave us 425 000

to build

what the um is

this what's happening

okay this is

[Music]

what's funny about jank is that it's a

switch like he's about to explode

by trying to copy me i know

[Music]

this guy keeps making alt accounts just

to say i have a bald spot yeah i do have

a bald spot dude i do have one

it's barely covered up but yeah i do and

what do you want what do you want it's

not a secret

i don't you know like right listen you

know the time i think livestream's

getting divided right it's like there's

lower numbers

hey uh

you're 25 and you're not balding a

little bit

you have to start asking if

you have dino

i know right i'm balding a lot but at

least a little bit come on you have to

lose some

like this guy

actually it's not true

stalin had a good head of hair until he

died so it's actually not true

it's not true

it is a cope yeah it is a call

and what he does

but you know what i'm gonna get a

[ __ ] hair transplant

i don't know when

but i am getting one because i look way

better with hair than being bald

way better

this summer i'm gonna go to turkey no

joke

it's either gonna be this summer or the

summer after but i i don't know i can do

it whenever i want actually i don't have

to do it in the summer

yeah i can do it literally whenever i

want

i'm gonna go to tur so this was gonna

happen

when my hair gets super like

unsustainable i'm just gonna go bald

and then

after that i'm gonna go to turkey get a

full hair transplant

and just be a thick-haired haas

which is gonna be sick

it's gonna be sick actually it's

actually gonna be sick

because i have thin hair right now when

i have thick hair i don't even know if i

have enough grafts for it

holy [ __ ] it's gonna look so good

thick luscious jackson type hair

is what i'll have

i have [ __ ]

who has good hair i'll have stalin hair

i have thick

luscious

styling hair

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i'm not taking finasteride like hassan i

saw what i did to the son i'm not gonna

do it

you know what that

there was more people at the cpi

conference than this [ __ ] place he's

talking at

work

man

gotta take it to maintain the

transplants otherwise it falls back up

all right you know what i'll i'll get

thick hair and i'll just have it for

like five years or whatever will it last

10 years if it lasts 10 years i don't

care i don't want it to last forever i

just want it to last like six to seven

or eight years

just for the rest of my 20s

i'll be fine

depends how good uh your graphs are i'm

not gonna get it every other year

i'll get it and then i'll just keep it

for like six years

and then if i go bald i'll be married

and i'll have a wife who's stuck with me

and then yeah i don't give a [ __ ]

no i look better with hair i do

i'm 25.

i know i know you're upset

so

no i don't look bad bald i just look

better with hair does that make sense

i don't look bad bald i just look better

with hair here's what happened alex

jones invaded our set kind of like this

at the rnc so now all these right-wing

guys

when you grow it out it looks worse

believe it or not

throwing it out makes it look way worse

okay so

this guy's real okay

stephen crowder i'm saying that's

exactly what he wanted yeah

oh you need the trespassing there's a

total of 10 people in the audience

who would attend this i would never

attend this [ __ ]

it's so boring

there's security

you know okay you want to know why i

don't want to be bald no offense to any

bald people in the chat but i'm looking

at this security guard

when are bald people ever the main

character

they're never they're always just the

security guard look at everyone on stage

they all have hair

the bald guy is always the background

kid there's never the main character you

know never the main character it's

always just the

guy in the background

get out

oh come on

always the security guard it just comes

all right i'm gonna take you away

it's always like the cop or something

right

what i'm just saying you guys gotta do

like better backwards but by the way

guys

guys okay you know what

if i take away your ability to name

jason statham the rock

you know what jason statham and the rock

are they're the [ __ ] ronda rousey of

bald people i'm going bald it's gonna

suck no don't worry man look at jason

statham in the rock dude they look

really good bruh shut the [ __ ] up that's

like when you say men are stronger than

women and they bring up ronda rousey

that's what it is

whenever you talk about [ __ ] bald

bald being worse they're always like no

look at jason statham and the rock

yeah that's the [ __ ] ronda rousey of

bald people it's just a [ __ ]

exception

okay like i know oh what a dick riding

joke you know like what is great okay

come on

all right so that's your economy

industry of ours

[Applause]

oh [ __ ] i don't know what this is

okay

okay i wanna

show you guys something else

so i want to show you the tsar bomb

because this [ __ ] is scary okay

uh russia's has way bigger bombs than us

this [ __ ] is [ __ ] scary

and i just want to show you this is a

detonation contain the equivalent of

measured on its

explode

let me show this to you

it was on this frozen desert island

in the most dangerous period of the cold

war that the ultimate explosion took

place

novaya zemla in the arctic parent sea

is where the russians demonstrated their

nuclear might

testing bombs of ever increasing power

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so let me do a fact check

actually they they don't have the bomb

in their inventory because it can't be

delivered by an icbm

so it was just experimental this this

[ __ ] would never be able to hit us

but if it was

i heard that if it if it landed in

chicago you'd feel it in new york that's

how [ __ ] powerful it was

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on october 30th 1961

they pushed the limits of explosive

power further than they'd ever gone

or will probably ever go again

this bomb was codenamed the tsar it

contained the equivalent of 58 million

tons of tnt or all the explosions this

could probably one shot england it's

used in world war ii multiplied by 10.

the tsar the biggest bomb the most

powerful device mankind has ever

constructed was to be their masterpiece

and a political showpiece too

six camera crews were assigned to film

this unique moment in history

the air crew were hand-picked

they've been warned their safety

couldn't be guaranteed

they could avoid being blinded by the

light

but being knocked out of the sky was

quite possible

the exact moment of release was

controlled from the ground

what if the new what if the moon was

nuked is that possible

the bomb had been given a parachute to

slow its descent

and give the crew more time to escape

they did escape

but only just

the plume rose right through the cloud

layer and kept on rising

it flattened out when the cloud was 40

miles high

the blast wave was still large enough to

be measured on its third passage around

the world

because the bomb was detonated two miles

above the ground there was very little

radioactive fallout

but the earth directly below the burst

was seared by the intense heat

rock had been turned to ash

the bomb was four times bigger than

anything america has ever exploded

why something so large

the united states could develop very

accurate missiles the soviets never

mastered that technique very well and to

compensate for that they really could

level a very large area and take out

their intended target without having to

actually hit the target itself

but why did the quest for ever bigger

bombs suddenly cease

as the destructive power increased

political leaders worried more and more

that they were really playing with fire

in 1963

the superpowers banned bomb tests in the

atmosphere underwater

and in outer space

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i think that the soviet detonation will

probably be the biggest ever man-made

detonation

in the future as well

and so the soldiers and scientists have

packed up and flown away

this island's days as a bomb site are

history

damn

pretty [ __ ] scary i don't know why we

want to [ __ ] with the russians now but

pretty [ __ ] scary

[ __ ]

come on

no

wrong guy

[ __ ] i meant to ban wash king wash is

king

it's when the chat moves too fast

all right moan mission type in the chat

again

yeah sorry

would you take on kurdistani

independence oh boy

oh boy

literally the same literally

this is washes video

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what

oh they're saying that's the stool

that i was standing on

oh

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i saw that destiny posted that

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tweeting and stuff and

couldn't help but see apparently and

again there's nothing wrong with being a

short man but it is funny when it's haas

being uh you know what samira looks like

i just see her little like

her little like abby

like the little picture but i've never

like clicked or zoomed in or anything is

this her that's her okay older than me

so

how tall are you high five

5'4

i was saying i was 5'4.2

i wasn't saying she was i was saying i

was

and the reason was because this was

happening

she was wearing like five inch heels or

something right

i don't

she was wearing long heels where she was

like a little taller than me

so i told her like yo stand up and

i'll go viral of you being taller than

me because she's like five five publicly

and it'll prove like that i'm 5'4 or

whatever right

and

i thought it'd be funny so

but i i think they're trying to say like

i was

saying she wasn't as tall as she was

saying

which is not what i was saying

stand up

come on i want to do that why

and samira's such a good friend

that she didn't want to do it because

she's

you know samira is one of the only

people

including jackson it's literally just

jackson and samira

but especially samira because she's like

very aware of it

she would she never hurts my optics it's

only me

i'm the one who does this like that you

know i'm the type who's like i want all

all good all bad attentions good bad

good attention whatever that is

she literally actually looks out for my

optics you know

but

yeah

like if we both would have stood at that

point she would have been taller because

she was wearing heels and it's like i

have this like death i don't know what

the [ __ ] it is it's like

i don't know why i'm like that i'm like

yes i want to go viral i want like

destiny's reddit and [ __ ] washes but

i want everyone to be like oh my god hoz

is shorter than samira i don't know why

i want that i just do

i just feel like it should be

it's like a death drive yeah woody and

death drive i don't know what the [ __ ]

it is

why are you trying to like the thing is

i run off attention like all the tension

yeah i thrive off of flames just any

attention just keep giving me attention

you know and never let it go

and that's like uh that's how i operate

purposely

i can't believe this is real

i can't

oh and he thinks he's like so smart and

he doesn't even know what this clip was

he looks stupid he looks like a [ __ ]

idiot

doesn't he he's like oh my god huh so

insecure like no it was the opposite i

was ju like joking that i'm shorter than

her

i

it's very it's very difficult you know i

um yeah you're the one who's like

reacting to this bosch you're a [ __ ]

dumbass dude

i will give credit though

this is this is uh this is an

undefeatable debate strategy yeah i

literally say i'm 5'2 right after this

i'm like yeah i'm 5'2 whatever part of

has over here

okay but he's acting right i don't think

so this is very funny when joking no

you're right i'm not acting it's i was

when i said i'm 5'2 i was serious

supposed

against how much alpha male posturing oh

i don't i don't got time like when you

lose credibility this [ __ ] bad

nothing you say even matters like who

gives a [ __ ] what this fat [ __ ] even has

to say anymore

like what what can you say you're just

gonna what you're gonna cope

this stupid dumb ass analysis look how

[ __ ] wrong he was about ukraine you

know never catch me smiling and those

are the two

i i don't want to get them stretched

oh my [ __ ] god girls

i only heard this man

like jackson

let's can i let's do this

why not no i don't want to

i'm too obedient remember

is this what heterosexuals look like

while they flirt is this what is this

what the current meta is i can't do this

man ew

uh

why why do people act like i just met

samira and like i'm flirting with her

like i just met her like i've known

samira for a little bit you know

like

i've talked to her a lot and then we

also met

you saw it on stream actually we met we

did meet on stream when she came in

person i mean we met in person

it's like people act like this is like

some random girl i'm talking to

so weird

we both know each other pretty well you

know

hug her

you have zero game

doesn't hug girls

i only heard this man

right mike from pa and bad bunny energy

yeah

what

how

the [ __ ]

that's the guy who pewdiepie covered who

um

like touched bad bunny and she was like

disgusted or whatever

oh okay yeah i guess it's really

comparable

let's can i let's do that shut up why

not no i don't want to

i'm too obedient remember

no it's cringe zero chemistry look at it

again do you know why there's zero

chemistry

yeah this is the first time i ever

talked to samira before and

it's because has uh is so insecure that

he can't like why don't they analyze me

and jackson this way

you know what i mean

help but look to the oh this reveals

that the details of haas and jackson's

friendship they don't do that do they

camera time and time again probably to

look at chat he's looking for chat

reactions and he's looking to frame his

face in an attractive what

i'm looking at chat while streaming

who does that

it's almost like i'm streaming

it's almost like i'm streaming vos like

you know he thinks

bosch thinks like i don't have any

friends offline and that

this is it this is just my whole life

when i'm streaming

mangle that's why look over and over

again at him samira is actually behaving

fairly naturally to her credit you know

hollywood

right a chat

hug her damn

i'm looking at the camera and looking at

chat and looking at my phone while i

stream

holy [ __ ]

chat

weird um

uh you know jayden smith eyebrows uh

he's got a wrinkles on his forehead

for an osmo vortex forehead thing

ew

he's trying to like emphasize girls

damn it was all calculated

i calculated

again

what is the forehead things

what is he talking about

like vosh points out things i do that i

don't even like note okay

i think that you know what's weird

because like this is a guy who plans out

every emotional

he plans out all of his facial muscles

and he calculates them

see nothing is actually spontaneous with

him you guys get what i mean right

he yeah we get it bosh

do we get it guys i don't know could

actually come off naturally in this

conversation if he wasn't constantly

trying to look at chat you know

yeah it's almost like you don't have

natural conversations when you stream

it's almost like the difference between

streaming and

i do regret i kind of re the only thing

i regret is that

yeah i met pesto in person and why the

[ __ ] isn't pesto vip

but i met him in person

and

it was only while i was streaming

i wish i could have talked to people

offline you know and hung out with

people

we shouldn't have gone to that [ __ ]

party holy [ __ ] we shouldn't have we

should have all went out you know me

pesto and everyone else like we should

have all just went to the [ __ ] south

by southwest downtown austin [ __ ]

i regret a lot you know

should have all just went out that party

[ __ ] sucked

you know what i'm talking about right

this image really broke his brain

oh wait where's the one where's the clip

of him and destiny doing the hideoff and

yeah destiny's this much taller than me

that's totally how it works

that's exactly how it works

him going like it's even it's even but

destiny is clearly a little bit taller

than him so destiny you said i have a

bald head right oh no

okay

so i'm supposed to feel bad and then i

zoom out

a little bit do i still feel bad doesn't

it

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my back

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isn't destiny literally married to a

supermodel i don't

uh

i don't know if molina

i don't know if molina is joking wait

let me look up the definition of a

marriage hold on

sick marriage definition

a marriage

a legally or formally recognized union

of two people as partners in a personal

relationship

oh so two people

two people

okay

just making sure

two people

um

two people

huh

hmm

so yeah is he married i don't i don't

think so

job is a supermodel i think she's a

twitch dreamer she is very attractive so

you know and

i don't know if he's like trying to

compensate for that like houses

what are you doing

um

i don't even know what he's referring to

but all i have to say is uh i don't

i'm not a sharing type you know i don't

have to share anything

that's mine

where's the clip of them

measuring their height so i don't

actually think it's comparable and by it

i'm talking about

video game

currency

i don't have to share anything okay so

it's not really comparable at all i look

way less

i know this because i do this when i'm

streaming too

um but i'm also not talking he's mad i

stared at the camera who gives a [ __ ] to

a person who's right next to me he's

posing for the chat

what

okay how i can't even see the camera i

don't how do i how can i pose if i don't

even know what i look like i don't even

know what i look like here look at how

unnaturally he's turning his head to a

perfect angle he's trying to mirror the

angle he has for his streaming setup see

bro i've never

tried to analyze someone this level like

i'm telling her [ __ ] that i don't want

chad to hear

he's trying i'm looking in this more in

this direction turning all the way here

see how like they i'm being it's like

i'm trying to

direct my face away from chad as much as

possible

because i'm trying to tell her something

i don't want them to hear

and then

looks to see how he looks

dude

i would too tbh damn

he's looking how he looks in a

stream

it's just

all right that's that's enough

what a weirdo

wouldn't we honestly what a [ __ ]

weirdo let's see

he's literally just a weirdo

literally just a [ __ ] weird

i

gotta go to the gym

i gotta drive to the gym guys bye bye

bye bye

bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye see you

tomorrow for a longer stream

see you tomorrow for a longer stream

longer better faster

stronger

bye guys

and remember

we're pushing z