The Adventures of Obama Zelensky | Infrared GTA RP Stream

2022-03-30

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yeah finally

holy [ __ ]

okay now we can get going

all right

so how do i talk again

hello

is this how i speak

[ __ ] no

allow

allow allow what's the button to talk

allow

and

we need to get everyone together

we need to get the team together

we need to raise awareness

so i've been living 32 years

and i'm not letting putin win

i'm not letting putin win

currently 4 15 a.m

i'm out for a

just a midnight snack

i'm trying to raise awareness about

putin

hey

hey stop watch it creep no i'm not a

creep i'm a feminist

listen

hey i just wanted to uh

listen

i just wanted to talk to you for a

second

about

i watched the video by adam something

and he told me where are you going stop

listen

a nuclear war wouldn't be that bad

all right

it wouldn't be that bad

and all we need is you to go and

volunteer to fight in ukraine

to stop putin

so will you go to ukraine yes or no

i see you're the silent type that's okay

well i'm not going anywhere

until you give me some attention

i'm a male feminist

i'm not a creepy dude

okay

and

i got a lot of updates on reddit the

other day

you should def

are you going to keep ignoring me huh

no you remind me a lot of that has guy

you remind me of that kremlin gremlin

guy

the way you don't you don't care about

ukrainians

you don't care about what's going on in

ukraine at all

[Music]

who said

that

i don't want to die

you should have thought about that

before supporting butler

you're going to die now

russian shill

that's what happens to russian shills oh

[ __ ] the fps is bad

all right i gotta turn on v-sync

v-sync on

now on

then i have to turn the

distance

what did i like turn up all the way

i turned something up all the way that i

shouldn't have

all right

turn this down

right

why

the v-sync is on

okay

advanced graphics

[ __ ] it we'll just keep it like this

okay

should be good now

all right

we need to get on our way

to find some fellow ukrainian

nationalists

you [ __ ] putin chill

get over here

get the [ __ ] out of the car

i'm gonna hotwire this vehicle

shouldn't take too long

i wonder how many people are in the

server

i didn't even check oh i think that guy

was a is that a player

yes

all right

now we're in business

all right

ukrainians can't walk and neither can

you

if you wanted to walk so bad you should

have set up a no-fly zone

you're not getting on board with the

no-fly zone

and i'm taking away your walk zone

slavo cried

i'm filming mr reddit right now

[ __ ]

i'm uploading this to reddit

nuclear wars not that bad

[Applause]

welcome to public freakouts [ __ ]

putin shell

all right we have to go to the hospital

because that's where everyone meets up

come on let me see can i check how many

players there are right now

[ __ ]

what's the button to check for the

player list

[Applause]

oh it's not

what's the playerlist button

tab

it's not

[ __ ]

this

that'll be one of these numbers

oh this is it

there's only nine

there's no way there's only nine total

players

what

is there 168 or is there only nine

i can't even drive anymore why not

oh [ __ ]

i don't even want that one anyway

i'm not paying for gas

oh it can run out of gas

holy [ __ ]

you can run out of gas that's actually

really realistic

it failed

okay [ __ ]

let me okay let me at least see where i

gotta go

all right

just oh god

just keep driving around

till we find people

i have to walk

this is ableism

this is fat phobic

i'm gonna miss the hippie dippy podcast

who's that

get the [ __ ] back here

get back here now

get back here

stop right now

stop

yo man

let me in now

we need to help zielinski right now let

me in

do you not care about the people of

ukraine

i get it man [ __ ]

yeah okay come on let's go where we

going we're going to ukraine to stop

putin

i see you've chosen a uh a car with the

flag of the ukrainian national flag

exactly mine thank you for noticing

slava ukraine

market on the map

i'll be put on the gps i'll go there you

know all right i'm gonna call zalensky

right now

hello

is this celensky

no i don't want to buy that

no i don't have car insurance god damn

all right

do you have a phone on you

ah nah man i need to check if my reddit

thread got updated on our slash ukraine

yet

wait how did you call somebody if you

don't have a phone

i'm schizophrenic

oh lord no not this not this [ __ ] again

all right

oh man look here's the phone call him

now

use the page i'm not getting out of this

car i'd rather die

all right

you don't happen to work for rt do you

yeah you work for rt don't you

how do you know rt

because you work for the russians you're

a russian spy

who you've been talking to my

you're a russian

you're russian aren't you

you're russian

[Music]

all right

let me beat that nigga's ass and all he

did was put me in cuffs

slava ukrainian

is this a motel 6

yeah man just get out of the car and get

in there man you need you need help

do you want a cuddle

yeah in there you'll get cuddles and

everything

how do i know you're not just trying to

brainwash

excuse me are you with the ass off

battalion what are you trying to say

it's time to jump out buddy i will never

leave this vehicle

you have to kill me first

okay my computer's really lagging me

over there oh that [ __ ] got a blick

i'm never leaving this never

i'd rather die

get out of my car

hello

get the [ __ ] out of my car

it's mine

i appreciate it this is my car get out

incredibly bad

where are you taking them

this is my taxi

i own this taxi it's mine

adam something said it's mine i'm pretty

sure he said before i go check that out

if you don't get out of this taxi i'm

gonna get out and beat the [ __ ] out of

you until you're dead

no way he's gonna rob that cop car

you want to test me bucko

get the help you need my man get the

help you need

i left you here slavo granny

get the help you need

i'm gonna hunt you down

it's the last thing i do

this is mine now

i guess it was that easy

lava ukrainian

as soon as i'm done hot wiring this car

i'm gonna mow you down you won't be at a

hot water come on back in the taxi come

on man

i want to drive

you want a taxi i can give you a taxi

cab

oh fine

give me snacks

get back here

get back

oh cruel world

[Music]

i'm gonna go my own way

[Music]

hey man i'll give you a ride come on

get back here

stop

[Music]

i can't be late for destiny's stream

i can't be late

i have to check if my reddit post about

has got up dudes

get the [ __ ] out of there

i mean what are you doing chill out

free for now

you don't understand what's going on

[ __ ] man watch out

slovakia

thanks so much for picking me up is this

a ukrainian

flag

vehicle hold on hold on hold on

we need to go help zelinski right now

who the

yeah i own it

it really i don't own it

i'm a feminist

i'm a feminist so this isn't sexist

we're all equal

as read and said

[Music]

crazy

sarah

dumbass [ __ ] why you keep fighting when

the police was right there bro just stop

punching

help me

correct

thank you officer

they're russian agents they work for

putin

there's trying to stop zelensky from

freeing you

will forego my health care if we can

send more weapons to ukraine probably

[ __ ] died about diabetes buddy all

right

can somebody help me please

what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]

don't touch me

okay no run bro

hey

you should give that gun to zielinski

so he can stop the russians

that's true pass me one what

this is the landscape it's not yours yo

you punish me one more time and you're

dead

oh [ __ ] oh god damn

it's all right

yeah i'm gonna

yeah

[Music]

get away from my car

are you just going to let them do that

officer way to the back to talk to him

and you got to leave here bro you just

chilling come over here

slavo craney there you go man have a

nice day hi what's up

yo can i get some medical please

too much [ __ ] outside bro

[ __ ] trying to shoot me and

[ __ ]

excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me

yeah

i am forming

a reddit battalion to go serve in

ukraine

you can't just stab me

bro why is nothing loading in this city

well i hate the server i hate this

[ __ ] server i hate this [ __ ] this

[ __ ] sucks okay

the echo is so [ __ ] uh

does no one care

about zielinski

you're a putin chill

just wait until destiny hears about this

you're getting ratioed on twitter

listen bro i'ma get you up one last time

if you don't leave me to send you to

jail all right i'm gonna find you i did

nothing wrong i was stabbed

i'm trying sad if you weren't here bro

you wouldn't have been stabbed if you

weren't chilling here is it a crime to

be fat

bro

you know

she will shoot

hey man no no man god dang what are you

doing hey fat [ __ ] relax man

man this guy's always hitting him [ __ ]

man he's crazy be careful call me fat

one more time bro what did i tell you my

man hey

hold on hold on come on here come here

it's not a crime to be fat

it is a crime [ __ ] just leave from [ __ ]

the police

[ __ ] putin's chills

i have something to report mr officers

[Music]

i will sing the ukrainian national

anthem and everyone will listen

crying

slovakia

one moment of silence as i sing the

ukrainian national anthem

[Music]

i need my taxes

why are these cool ass vehicles and i

have nothing

i'm hurt

why am i dead i'm gonna burn your house

down

i'm gonna burn your house down there's

nothing you can do

right here

this is my car now

where are we going you

all right

we need

molotov cocktails

stinger missiles

rifles

and bombs

because the police of this city work for

putin and we're gonna bring them down

and how are we going to get those things

we'll steal them

from where the military best

absolutely

it all belongs to ukraine

well

you should let me drive

i mean this car is stolen but okay

you didn't happen

we're gonna go back and slaughter

everyone

i like you pal

say do you have read it

yeah

why don't you give my post an updo on

our slash destiny

in our slash ukraine

i'm looking to get noticed

well it failed

one way to get noticed is commit a bunch

of crimes

that's exactly what we're gonna do pal

all for zolensky

so what should the first crime be

murder

kidnapping

and mutilation

[Music]

genital mutilation

i'm just kidding about the last one it's

not allowed

i mean

believe we need some weapons first

we will

cannibalism

oh cannibalism

all right let's go get knives we're

gonna go to the hospital and stab

everyone

where do we find knives

i don't [ __ ] know

[Applause]

all right run everyone over at the

hospital

all right

go to the hospital and mow everyone down

make a quick getaway just to put our

names out there

we are

the ukrainian legion

jesus it's [ __ ] lagging

holy [ __ ]

[Applause]

of titles home down all of them wait

let me turn

he's gonna do it

mom down

slow

oh [ __ ] man you still here all right

let's go man

you should let me drive

please no man i'm just doing your favor

getting you out of here

no turn back and mow everyone down

no man you know what i'll give you a car

if you want to do that yeah give me a

car

all right wait hold up give me some time

you gotta go back the other way

i can only give you a taxi cab

that'll do this door

that'll do just fine

all right

jesus man they're jumping in front of

the cars these days it's hard to miss

them to be honest

oh i have a bloodlust

the shills of putin

ah man

oh [ __ ] i'm lagging again oh no i'm good

now sorry about that so do you watch uh

the hippie dippy podcast

i don't know what that is uh watch

destiny

watch dylan burns

i don't know who that is that somebody

from the opposite telling the truth

about ukraine

russia lost 40 000 troops in ukraine i

saw it on ready man

i saw it on reddit

all right my man hold up okay here we go

all right move move back move back

okay wait come on okay now come over

here come over here

all right don't go in don't go in don't

go in stand stand uh stand closer to it

wait wait wait

it's not i'm going to be just like

silence

i'll be just like

sorry sorry

why

i'm trying to give you the keys it's

like not happening

no keys photography what the hell unless

they changed it

vehicle not found

i think you hit tab

another like uh

you go f1 general give key

you used to work what's going on let me

show you

he's gonna

[Laughter]

[ __ ] man i don't think it works anymore

let me try again because

you should be able to

jump in the car jump in

uh let me try again

yeah there you go beautiful

all right sorry you have to jump in i

guess all right there you go man um you

should be able to use that car where's

the hospital

uh wait wait don't go yet i'll walk it

on your map give me one sec oh you can

see it on your map but let me let me

mark it for you

oh man

i'm gonna come down and watch the mayhem

and my own one so good luck

did you see the mark

yeah

sweet

slavo crying

[Laughter]

everyone who called me fat

everyone who beat me up and bullied me

because of my weight

they're all just insecure

[Music]

they're not secure in their body like me

i'm secure in my masculinity

[Applause]

i want to take a moment of silence

before i do this

i'm gonna go park up for a good angle

good luck man

everyone who ever bullied me will pay

with their life

i am doing this for zielinski the hero

of ukraine i will gladly give my life

for ukraine

ukraine

will remember me through the ages

as the hero

the hero who stood up to putin

and his agents

the moscow

gremlin

will never spread his propaganda again

officer

i am going to blow up your police

station

all right let's go

what the [ __ ] is my mining axle

[Music]

this is for zolensky

you all called me fat

and now you're gonna pay with your life

for calling me fat stop it

you called me fat

you'll pay with your life oh i need a

cab man hey sir sir inside the cab can i

can i use your services slobo

you called me fat good luck hey sir sir

sir can you take me somewhere okay

there's another cab over here

oh [ __ ]

we're gonna keep doing hidden runs

all right we're going to keep doing hit

and runs

zerke thank you so much man appreciate

[Music]

i gotta show up all nice and pretty i

just can't get it right oh thank you so

much sir

wait my button won't work

okay uh i don't i is there a weed store

in your life like a gun store

the [ __ ] cop is shooting at me

all right

yeah we need molotovs to defend ukraine

okay

we're gonna keep going back

and i think most rp servers banned for

doing this

slava

how dare you

what are you doing pick me up bro i got

you one second my brother

have a nice day and stay safe yo good

luck man good luck

yo this uh fat ass [ __ ] just keeps

vdming outside bro

you know something like that it's not

true

true we hit my car and hit some random

mother dude

that's not true

the [ __ ] is going on

i'm in jail

what does vdm mean

it's

oh my god

i'm a political prisoner of ukraine

i mean of russia

i'm going on a hunger strike

with periodic snacks

and bags of cheez-its

yes come on let's not be unreasonable

i don't know how i'm supposed to [ __ ]

leave yeah i don't know i'm supposed to

leave either when i'm [ __ ] dying

so all i most servers just ban you for

running people over

perfect time i don't even know how to do

ad breaks i can't even do them

if i could get like 50 dollars for an ad

break i would do it but they're not that

much you know

i don't why would i do an ad break you

know

i don't belong in here with scum like

you i'm an upstanding citizen

bro shut your [ __ ] ass up [ __ ] you

smell like dick and ass go take a

[ __ ] shower i'm gonna beat the [ __ ]

out of you

you're not gonna beat the [ __ ] out of

now yeah i

the only thing you gonna beat the [ __ ]

out of is your dick cause you lonely as

[ __ ]

oh really

how many up dudes on reddit do you get

i don't even go on reddit you low live

naked what

don't go on reddit

oh trash you're [ __ ] weird if you go

on you're a dumpster fire of a human

being you're a garbage human being yeah

at least my mama loved me i'm gonna

report you on twitter

mass report you

i don't be on that how are you gonna

feel

when dgg hears about this what's your

twitter

my twitter i don't use twitter [ __ ] oh

really

yeah really

i'm not on the internet [ __ ]

so you think you're gonna get away with

all these crimes don't you

i am [ __ ] what i'm in here for 10

minutes cuz

i'm gonna [ __ ] your wife

i don't got a wife all right dolo [ __ ]

[ __ ] are for [ __ ]

and

and you can get the [ __ ] out of my face

and go to beat your dick but

i would beat you in a boxing match

you are loving [ __ ] your wi-fi trash i

can't hear you i would beat you in a

boxing match

that's that's a whole lot of cat but

let's have a boxing match

say that

let's do it

man

right let's do it right now where the

[ __ ] you at naked

i'm right here

right [ __ ] where you're invisible to

me homie

oh you're on the

you're floor my feet you goofy ass [ __ ]

[ __ ] are you talking about you're not

even on my level right now i'm dropping

my cigarette ashes on your dumb goofy

ass shut the [ __ ] up you fat [ __ ]

when i get

up which is your asses grass buster

enjoy these enjoy these cigarette ashes

on your [ __ ] face [ __ ]

when i get up

your ass is grass

i'm not that fat

you really are i'm not fat

i'm just big boned

yeah big bone and big weighted [ __ ]

i am not

fat you're russian propagandist that's

you're spreading harmful and dangerous

misinformation from russia

i think you're [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

i'm not gonna lie when i get up

i'm gonna come back here your family's

dead you're dead and your house is gonna

be burned to the ground

that's crazy

bro i'm

you know cannibalism isn't actually that

bad i saw it on reddit

i'm gonna eat i'm gonna eat you that's

crazy that's crazy i'm gonna eat you for

ukraine

that's crazy

and woody and

zelensky

he's a real man you

you're a [ __ ]

you're just a [ __ ] [ __ ] you need to

get your brain scanned bro

i'm going to scan

all the [ __ ] fat and insulin

i was the hero of ukraine again

the [ __ ] off my bed [ __ ]

you're gonna die today

zelinski's gonna be proud of this one

wait till reddit hears about this

yo can i get some help over here

i'm the head doctor of this hospital

listen up bucko if you want your friend

to be treated

you go ahead and hand over that

kaleshnikov rifle

yeah no

well i guess your friend's never going

to be treated then because i sure as

hell not treating his [ __ ] ass hey shut

up [ __ ] heal him you're a doctor for

a reason i'll send you to jail [ __ ]

no don't

don't heal him that's my nurse don't

heal him man will you help me i'm the

head doctor don't heal him

that's interesting stop healing

you better stop cut it out whoa i said

hey will you [ __ ] heal me

whoa what's going on um i just took some

damage

all i was doing was disciplining my

employees

uncuff me now

your employees ah all right

i'm the head doctor and i own this

hospital

oh okay yeah officer can you please

scout this man away from the viruses

right now

thanks ghost girl right i'ma say this

once uncuff me right the [ __ ] now i'm

not the head doctor because i'm the head

doctor i'm the head doctor on cuff me

right now where i'm going to mask her

you're not talking about building

unfined

i'm going to massacre your entire family

for impersonating the head doctor

oh this guy's a psychopath

damn

ah another day

being big

boned back with

[Music]

oh really

now wait until reddit hears about your

fat phobia what are you going to do then

fat phobia homophobia all about it

oh i gotta avoid that

yeah keep him moving fatty we gotta we

gotta get away from that

yikes

we're gonna go to the star real quick

it's not safe

bat people are the most oppressed

in this country

really you don't care i don't care [ __ ]

you fat ass

let me in now

fat [ __ ] don't eat some hot cheetos

i will never leave this vehicle until

the day i

attached to me is a very very

elaborate piece of equipment

if you get out no no please seem very

careful

if you attempt to tamper

with me as a passenger

this car will go kaboom

somewhere bro

we're all going to hello

ukraine

fix your [ __ ] you dumb [ __ ] [ __ ]

kid

i'm not leaving as long as putin's in

ukraine

oh what is wrong with this bro get off

the court bro

do you guys know how to get guns for

free free oh hey let's see if we can put

dude

oh can you get out

no like [ __ ] don't know you bro like

this is failed oh [ __ ]

i'm not leaving leaving get this [ __ ]

i'm not leaving until putin leaves

ukraine

he already left bro he already left if

you want me to leave

and go organize a no-fly zone for

ukraine

i'll

get it

yo bro [ __ ] i don't even think you can

arrive

what is going on

what is this server this is bor uh

this is how much chaos i caused just by

not leaving a car

i don't even know how i did that either

just stayed in the car

and that caused all of

are you getting this new support

reporter

this is

this is the oh you're dead

this is a black man

hit him hitting me

for no reason

i'm not even black bro i just got braids

what the [ __ ] all right lights

get the [ __ ] up

camera and slash rob

when i get revived

when i get revived i'm getting back in

the car oh yeah i just ran my face over

bro oh you don't slash raw bro when i

when i'm revived i'm getting back in the

car bro this is good

you guys have to whoever you kill you

have to bring to the hospital

that was t slash rob

yes sir get them hit them bro

[Music]

we out i'm taking this fat [ __ ] with us

hold on we bout to leave this thing in

the river

no no we leaving this [ __ ] in the river

come on

and i'm getting in the car one way or

another

right here you're just giving me what i

want what i want

yup you're going to get what you want

gang

and i'm getting back in that car from

that car yo you got anything you just

desire

you got any money

yeah yeah

you do i've got it stashed away

let me get in there

the news at this [ __ ] yo you

cannot kill a man who is already oh man

you can't rub him um

you cannot chill

okay are you ready

you cannot kill a man who is already

dead

a man who is already dead has nothing to

lose yo come here bro come here

yes

revive me little [ __ ]

it's what you're good for

you dare leave me on this roof

give me a thousand dollars

i'll give you five thousand

you give me five

may even give you ten

you gotta do is give me a little

something in return

and what's that

a bomb

bro

bomb is not worth 10 grand

hold on i need to go see my news

reporter hold up we gotta get this on

news

get me a bomb

i'll make you the richest man in this

city

help me man gonna come here help me man

let me go i love how every single one of

my characters becomes a terrorist every

single one of them it's all the same

every single one of them

oh new supporters

if you don't get me a bomb soon

it's gonna be your family's house

that goes kaboom needs medical attention

no we need we need him no he's my news

reporter

[Music]

what a dumb [ __ ]

it's a little more serious and has older

people yeah we'll do i'm gonna try to

get banned from this one i'm literally

just gonna try to get banned and then

when i get banned we'll just do that one

what's some like what's some uh i'm

gonna just fail rp [ __ ] it

all right

i'm just gonna do whatever

they're never gonna ban me you're

probably right there's like

this server doesn't even enforce any

rules

it's actually crazy

i'm gonna go get yeah i'm getting in the

car

they get so mad when i get in the car

i'm just gonna do that again

hey sir please can i get in that car

oh that [ __ ]

i'm leaving [ __ ]

i have to hotwire it

yeah i can't do it with no pixel because

um get this on news get this on news

come on no pixels like

you know

i mean it's too serious

oh [ __ ] i can't hotwire [ __ ] let me

search it

i've been abused

all right what did you do

now this guy's the best leave him

hey philly

access your vehicle

i will not be addressed

in that way

yes this is mine

i prove it on my bro

i don't have to prove [ __ ] to you

now get in the car we're going to use

great

i just i just locked

ukraine

we're going to ukraine to fight for

zielinski

no why would you tease him

guys

every time putin

gets away with it

all right let's go

um a lot of my keys are working porter

let us

get um

take him away and take him to the bushes

all right let's go to ukraine come on

i want to go to ukraine

we're going to go to ukraine we're going

to fight for zielinski let's go

to ukraine everyone has to lay down

their life for ukraine come on

what happened to my camera man did he go

i'm never getting out of this car

it's mine now

you want five cheeseburgers and go to

ukraine

listen here you fat [ __ ]

i'll beat the [ __ ] out of you right now

you look like putin

you look like putin you look like putin

you look like putin

you look like putin you stupid [ __ ] you

look like putin

you look he's fighting

i can't even fight putin

putin

you'll never call me that again

you're gonna regret that

man

oh [ __ ] i'm sorry man

what's up [ __ ] i'ma beat your

ass fat boy

this this is literally a [ __ ] 12 year

old kid

oh god it's so cringey

bro who this fat dude boy

all right what's the other server

because i'm done with this one this one

sucks

follow me bro all right i can't even do

anything what the [ __ ] no i don't i'm

new to this server

more serious i know this is not this is

chaotic

yeah this is not gonna do it

you know why

why because the admins are like 12 year

olds yeah

and you're like [ __ ] what 12.

all right

we're gonna go fundraise for ukraine

okay we have a bicycle

get back here you piece of [ __ ]

why is it snowing

get back here now

we're gonna report this guy

hey

you're getting reported

if you punch me

your whole family's going to pay i'll

call the police

you can't catch me can you

you freaking balding bolshevik

how do i like make this go faster

if you flip me off i'm gonna purchase

weapons

and mow down everyone what

i'll be confiscating your vehicle for

ukraine

hey what's up

how do i do this

well get the [ __ ] out oh

you gonna do that

get out bro

get out before i knock the [ __ ] out you

[ __ ] i am never leaving this vehicle

i i make you leave like that boy

i you don't want to do this yeah get out

of the vehicle then

it's mine now it's mine now

all right let's go

i won't you want you all right

all right come on hit the gas i'm not

going inside the vehicle bro why aren't

you going

because i don't want you nerd

let's go

we're going to ukraine come on

[ __ ]

we're gonna help zielinski let's go shut

the [ __ ] up

i think you can walk

okay you can walk okay we're actually

going all right let's go

just leave this guy behind he can walk

no about a bus of [ __ ] nah nah he can

walk

all right let's go

we need guns bombs

molotovs and knives

you know we can get those

uh so i work for bellingcat and i'm

verified on twitter and i'm reporting on

what's going on

you know the ads off battalion is not

even that bad honestly

kind of like

anarchist

sir you can walk

you can go ahead and walk

all right let's go

where are we going let's go to ukraine i

don't know

zelensky needs our help let's go

uh did you check your twitter

um no no i'm gonna call the police on

this gun

this man has kidnapped me

for putin

i love you

is that okay

yeah what happened

what

happened what you say

i was just talking about um

i think we should be more than friends

best friends

yeah for sure

the police have responded

did the police actually respond

do you hear that

what hear what

the sirens

i don't care about this [ __ ]

got any guns

yeah

let's go get the guns

need guns yep

we need fuel actually that's what we

need

oh gas prices are so high

what the frick

what the [ __ ]

i was blown

up to smithereens in a terrorist

attack and need immediate assistance

oh cruel world

please

huh

i am quite rattled by all this

it never stops

what a horrible dream

okay

i i don't know what the [ __ ] going on

get a job

i don't know how to i i still don't know

how to play this game i literally don't

i don't even know how to [ __ ] do this

anything

all i know how to do

is assault people

get in cars

and talk that's all i know how to do i

don't know how to do anything else in

this game i literally don't want to do

anything else

excuse me

can you give me my cell phone back

how do i access like my inventory you

know what we say can you give me my cell

phone back

cell phone

yeah my phone was taken and i can't

tweet about ukraine anymore

[ __ ] oh my god

excuse me

my glasses are now gone you have to pay

me for that

no i don't yeah you do if i don't two

thousand dollars

bro that's kind of [ __ ] up the [ __ ]

back here [ __ ]

i'll mow you down

i'm coming with you

oh that's my car that's my car

get out the [ __ ] out of my car

never

here we go

all right all right get out get up

technically nothing in the universe

belongs to you

you ever take dmt but i bought it

yeah

but all is won

and everything comes and everything goes

you ever see that episode of rick and

morty

where they travel through the multiverse

they realize nothing really even matters

okay get out of my car or some bad

things will happen to you

i posted on reddit r slash existential

dread

that i'm no longer living life with a

care in my head

hey uh danny's gonna go to my car get

him out of my car i am not getting out

of this vehicle get out

just get out oh okay well you're out now

get oh

every time you try to do that

same thing happens i get right back

inside just get out ready to count just

get if you

up dude my post on reddit i'll get out

what

go on reddit.com and update my post and

i may consider getting out

what's your account

um our slash

mushroomfan29

what what's subreddits

uh r slash ukraine r slash destiny got

him uh r slash wash

r slash dylan burns

and uh live stream fails

what the [ __ ]

that sounds [ __ ]

well this is my car now

they ran away like little [ __ ]

what about like exactly what i expect

and they literally just gave me this car

all right i'm gonna go get in that car

yeah hop out quickly

what you doing buddy

sir no

no sir

but how do i how do i access my cell

phone where do i get it

flex your p muscles sir

can you speak up fat ass

oh i get out

how do i tweet where do i get my phone

my phone got confiscated from the

hospital where do i get it

uh you gotta go to the hardware store

and buy a new one can you take me there

and buy me one

that's not my car

someone take me to the hardware store

now

get him get him get him get him bro what

you took my car

no it's my car now see

now we're in business

many are gonna die now many

death to putin convenience store you

gotta get a hardware store

why would you do that

yeah she died

now let's get the bicycle guy

yeah hey

what the [ __ ]

how the [ __ ] did he do that

[ __ ] yo

all right

this guy's still alive [ __ ]

it's lava ukraine

all right we have to build up speed

is there anything you do in this game

besides this

okay let's do it

god he's coming

it's lava ooh crying

i really can't

this is literally the best car i have

this

that guy's on a suicide mission

[ __ ]

he busted my vehicle

i just took his car

what the [ __ ] are you doing

[Music]

i think that was an admin

thosing by the wings

[ __ ] they're teleporting yeah that's an

admin

[ __ ] i'm getting banned

yeah i'm getting bad [ __ ]

uh when will i get unbanned

bruh

he is unbanning me on january 18th 2038.

he's unbanning me after there's a

[ __ ] american civil war and [ __ ]

cp usa 2036 that's when i get unbanned

[Laughter]

all because i ran over the guy with

wings

all because i ran over the guy with

wings

literally i should have [ __ ] known

better

and i had killed like 12 people before

then and just because i ran over the guy

with wings oh you don't want to mess

with him

that's just not the guy you want to mess

with

yeah that server sucked anyway

this [ __ ] server

i don't want to play disco elysium dude

i just don't

i'll read i'll just read a book okay i

don't want to like read these

guys all

right we're gonna go here

new york city please don't leave me

always tonight

seen the i just seen the ground for a

second what the hell

i just seen the tunnels underneath of us

oh i don't know

hey uh you got a cafe here

uh no we do not but you can use this

vending machine right here you got a

wendy's

sir this isn't no

yeah the hospital back in my hometown

has got to win

sir this isn't airport

man put my fingerprint down man why'd

you lock me up for i i can't hear you

that there's a mumbling stumbling uh

nincompoop talking over me i i was

asking you

do you have a wendy's

yes sir can you please get back from you

know the hospital back in my hometown

at least out of wendy's you gotta change

your hometown is it now all right well

i'm kind of on a diet you got a subway

oh uh where's

the subway

yeah i think he just went into the back

room he can't see anything sorry you

said you want

responded to me

yeah oh man

what of it

can you see now

i'll take a subway you got a subway here

all right can you see um i don't think

somebody's

that much of a diet if you ask me really

because last last time excuse me last

time i checked last time i checked it

was uh

i used to say subway eat fresh

and i'm trying to eat fresh and healthy

all right shut up your friends go on

over to the uh

fresh and healthy isn't really the same

in your diet

hey eating fresh not the same as eating

healthy it's just a saying

like you know somebody eat fresh hey can

you guys please all right i'm fine

first of all um

all right you have a diet coke hey can

you please leave pillbox if you've got

any medical attention i've asked you

multiple times yes yeah

i i just got stabbed i have a wound i

need to be healed okay how do you

remember that though if you have died

i just got attacked and i need to be

healed and honestly i just helped you a

dave's double cheeseburger would really

do it i'm about to die

yeah then you just died

you got a large burger

[ __ ] a dick

well i'm gonna check the food here

before i leave

it's just water and stuff right here in

this vending machine it's water and

coca-cola

well i'll take my time

all right well if you're here longer

than any ten minutes

hey sir can you please put the weapon

away

you're good my bad

no you're 100 let's see

all right you guys have a good day

i can't really decide what i'm uh

gonna eat

yeah but i'm gonna stay here and guard

the vending machine because i i think

it'll pop in my head any time now i

don't want anyone else making me wait

for them so i'm going to guard the

vending machine so no one else can use

it sir can you please leave pillbox if

you do not need medical attention so i

do need medical attention i'm hungry

hungry here i'm going to bring you in

the background

hey let me go

i'm putting food on you

just no don't don't don't take me to the

roof just come on

then please leave that stuff that's all

i ask all right

i'll leave this for you to leave i'll

leave thank you

i'm bringing you on if you come back in

you're going to get a 10k fine

uh where's my cell phone can you give me

my cell phone back i don't have your

cell phone sir

i'm a little hungry though can i come

back

i'm gonna come back fat guys

you're allowed to find him 10k he's been

loaded

they're trying to take 10k for me [ __ ]

all right let's take this vehicle

i don't want to miss the latest destiny

stream

you start running me and the other way

you're fat shoot me it's not running

ah [ __ ]

what do you guys watch on twitch

ah just humans being stupid again

r slash the darwin awards

hey

get back here

i'll give you a taste of your own

medicine

get back here

oh can

what is this

oh man it's the game called hit the

fatty i think you make the fatty man i'm

not gonna be bullied by the likes of you

acceptance

is going to hear about this

and you're going to get

[ __ ]

i literally don't know what to do

all right i'm going back to the hospital

oh [ __ ] he's got a gun

can you heal me

uh right sir you can leave me

let me grab something from that

i'm doing good how are you

all right man

is that if he comes in here i'm killing

them and i'm gonna literally just leave

them in the venom machine um they could

do dropping for me yeah i got you i got

another guy outside huh they have a diet

dr sprunk

you got a cola

hey do you have a diet e cola hey

why aren't you dropping no

y'all need diet e cola

but the same was good with pill box

thank you

oh my god hmm

all right sister can you please

i just wanted some chips but

hey can you hear me

what do you want

your little pig

after i've revived you gonna make fun of

me i'm a little scared that as soon as i

walk outside of these doors i'm going to

die

oh [ __ ]

yo mikey if you see that

okay

hey

does anyone have like any [ __ ] meat

them uh humans never cease to amaze me

with their stupidity i'm kidding

you're fat man what are you doing man

beat the fatty bash the fatty man bash

the face oh

continue please call the police they're

they're saying bash the fatty

this time i'm dealing with my job right

now

the police's

there's a homeless man outside who's

playing bash the fatty can you

that's the wrong one what are you little

snitchy fat gun man i'm telling on you

i'm definitely calling the police on you

oh you look like my nephew you know the

dude with the yellow yeah

i am a discord admin no yeah well you

wouldn't fool me if you ever talk to my

discord kitten

you're going to get stomped in the face

[ __ ] oh can i get don't fight me right

now i'll [ __ ] chop you up

what's your problem with fat people

anyway

man because you're so fat man it's hard

to go for a run man

i'm an admin on several subreddits as

well yeah i mean that's a wrong man i'm

an admin

i'm calling the police

help

just you wait

hi vengeance

i'll get you i'll get you you know just

waiting

all right man i'm leaving i need safety

no i'm not talking about you but now

you're going to the vending machine for

a second

that's not nice all right i'm going to

go on the vending machine

[Laughter]

i'm not

fighting i'm just trying to browse my

options at the vending machine

huh

he's beating me i want a twizzlers or a

kitkat

oh you see i settled for one or the

other when i could just have both

thanks for the kind gold strange if

danny i can get up oh you're fat i

thought you were on a diet man what are

you doing stop looking at them i am on a

diet

what's it to you machine

get away from it man

stay away from my vending machine

no you're fat [ __ ] man you're on a diet

i'm guarding the vending machine from

these

homeless people no you're just putting

money in man i hear the coins in your

pocket you little piggy man

i'm gonna give you one more chance to

stand away from the vending machine or

i'm gonna i i will stop stop punching

stop punching it's getting really

annoying

no i have to listen i have a concealed

carry license here and uh i might whip

out a shotgun if this guy keeps doing it

man you wouldn't you're scared man you

can't blow you away

come on stay up here for five minutes

this is the worst thing you can do to

someone in this game

uh the guy up on the roof

while i was on the roof

i thought about president for a reason i

thought about president zielinski of

ukraine and how much i admire in his

server

where are you taking me he's loadering

and then also i've given him multiple

warnings no i didn't do anything wrong i

was just at the vending machine

who are you talking to 10-4 who are you

talking to

[ __ ]

[ __ ] these guys

[Laughter]

i'm just taking a quick nap ah

hit me more

hit me

hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on

hold on hit me

why

like that bro

hit me

do it again

come back here yo

you don't got nothing else to do bro you

broke his [ __ ]

i'm broke huh

come here let me tell you something

yeah

am on a diet right now

you want a diet yeah

was that a seafood diet

fine

you you want a seafood diet take me to

the hospital officer

do you see what's going on here

i'm trying to bring you [ __ ] you're

definitely not can you take him off

this guy

definitely not what are you talking

about please bring this criminal to

justice i know i was talking to him i'll

have you know i'm a

huge supporter of the police i know you

guys get a lot of flack these days i'm a

really big supporter

thank you for reviving me

also um a lady

i'm a feminist

did you know that

you have a good day sir

take care of yourself okay

i'm a feminist

can i can i just tell you something sir

what's up man

i just want you to know i know you guys

are getting can you please turn around

and face me while i address you

i i know you guys are come back come

back

all right bro

uh as i was saying i know you guys are

getting a lot of flack

thanks i support thank you ma'am

r slash neoliberal cops

hey stop it stop it stop it

i will stand here

oh did i just hit them

and you can bully me all you want but

i'll stand to fight

i'm trying but this bald guy keeps

attacking me

what i need you to do is you need to

leave the box people are actually coming

up to target you go and find something

to do you can't hang out here why are

they targeting me i need you to leave

pill books

is it a crime to be fat

everyone

attacks me because i'm fat

i'm selling crack cocaine

selling crack cocaine r slash drugs

selling crack cocaine anyone want to buy

drugs

the police can't do [ __ ] about it

hey you want to buy some drugs

this guy this guy's coming back

why does no one else choose a fat

character no one else does

oh god get out the goddamn car baldy

what happened now bro

damn if we could steal this one

that would be sick

bury my [ __ ] in here

wait who's this

i don't know how to get weapons guys i

don't even know how to [ __ ] my bad wrong

number

all right let's go

all right so what you got going on in

your life hit the road

i just i just called some [ __ ] in my uh

my uh recent [ __ ] and that wasn't even

what's her name

nobody cares fat ass

you look at you man the [ __ ]

i'm never getting out of this car i hope

you know that oh man what's going on

i'll never get up

man i'm gonna get out

no i'm not gonna get out

that's cool dude i don't care

just letting you

that's cool man

yeah yeah i could get them out for you

no you do that you really can't do that

because i'm never getting out

which one is it the one in the back no

it's the one in the front

the fat guy in the back yeah yeah

no it's the one in the front yeah get

out

if you do this i'm calling the cops

oh the ones that are like right down the

street

yeah no better way i'm telling you

please dude shiver me timbers it's not a

crime

yeah this is discrimination this is a

violation of my liberties

it's not a crime to be fast

my bad i called them to do that

you buckled i haven't broken get out of

the [ __ ] taxi bro come on come pull

up you want me to call another car to

come run your [ __ ] ass over get the

[ __ ] out of my face

all right

i'm just gonna have to shoot him our

slash justice server i'll call the

police i'll tell the police you're going

to jail i'm going to give you five

seconds you'll immediately go to jail if

you're not hold on hold on we got

business today or if you shoot me you're

going to jail i'm going to i'm going to

give you two more seconds

you'll be going to jail

you will be going to jail sir

yeah you're fat buddy see you in a man

[ __ ] hell [ __ ] i'm calling the

police now you're going to jail

okay

oh yeah

oh is that fat guy again

you think this is gonna make me forgive

you police he shot me in the head

he shot me in the head bring him to

justice the taxi owner told you to get

out the car and you said you weren't so

no i no that's not what happened that's

exactly what happened he shot me right

in the head for no reason

there's no laws in this game

i can literally

mow down everyone no one will care

helping me i got hit by it

all right let's get in another car

srt over here

bro been here for a whole day bro

bro you've been here the whole day

harassing me this big ass [ __ ] been

here for a whole [ __ ] day

take care i am not leaving the premises

what are you doing

dude already asked you to leave why

don't you just leave i was leaving

stop getting on cars and kicking them

for no reason dude find something to do

okay

literally 1984.

oh if this works i'm running over

everyone

come on work come on

[ __ ] piece of [ __ ] it never works

literally never works

this one should work

some like these shitty ones work right

they'll get banned

oh my god

that's so [ __ ] annoying

can you chill for a second

get this pedestrian

itch

no get the [ __ ] out of my face

oh my god all right i'm gonna bring this

pedestrian

to the hospital

[ __ ] that felt

good

tricks with a co-worker

[ __ ] they lock it

this is all they do is they lock their

cars oh [ __ ]

there's trying to do

[ __ ] my shit's lagging

sir

i'll give you 10 seconds to get out of

this vehicle let's go we're going to

ukraine

sir please get out my vehicle if

you

listen

sir i don't want to break this bad man

you know we could be friends all right

we can be friends

you said we were going to be friends

that doesn't mean getting my car you

said we were going to be friends

i will

dude he's fat [ __ ] in the

goddamn build

oh damn

oh [ __ ]

all right wait wait wait wait can i have

a job

i'll do anything can i have a job i just

need a cell phone please

bdm

admins

i'm pretty sure can i have a job please

oh my god though get out the way bro i'm

a seller

do you sell

so anything man

what do you sell hamburgers

because i'm interested

i'm on a diet so

you can hold the

can i have a job sir

how about you go

if you don't mind me asking what

race are you

um hispanic why that's your whip just

make a chair

what if it actually works

that'll be legendary if it works got

stabbed or something hey bro we gotta

take this man to the um what's it called

what do you need to go again police

station buddy oh [ __ ] he's back

i was just holding it for you

yeah could i have a job

no you can't have a job

why not

i'm

care if you're hungry

oh you can't run that fast can you fat

boy

yeah let's go to the mine you wanna go

to the minds with me

yeah let's go

uh you're gonna have a fun time at the

mines me and all the boys as long as i

can get an honest pay for an honest work

can you follow me on reddit

[ __ ] no

no do you are you keeping up with what's

going on in ukraine

yeah ukraine's winning yes oh i know

yeah yeah exactly

yeah but russia zalenski's winning did

you hear that there's 40 000 russian

soldier deaths

dylan a streamer called dylan burns told

me do you watch twitch

no i don't know why you ever

would think ukraine would really lose

russia's yeah they're a superpower but

they never won a war they fought not

once you're right you're so right our

slash ukraine is telling the truth

and

i just wish more people knew about the

truth you know ukraine is really winning

this war

are you getting any money

look at all these [ __ ] people i know

because you i know what you saw when

you're demonic

hey you [ __ ] afro

i hate you every one of you are fat

[ __ ] you're all fat [ __ ] a [ __ ] your

father was [ __ ] you're a fat

in my

mind

when my friend comes out here and he

sees you're trying to steal this vehicle

he's gonna

[ __ ] die you're getting slaughtered

when my dad comes out of here

you're getting a bullet in your head

shut up

all right

i'm not even i'm searching this car so i

can get some money bro i need some money

i'm new bro

yeah well you're gonna get your brains

blown out when my dad comes out of that

building

when my dad comes out of that building

you're getting your brains blown out

kill him

oh [ __ ] he kidnapped me dead help me

[ __ ] really just started

the car bro

how did he do it

you have to call right now i'm gonna

kill you you got the car

it's my dad's car

you must want to die

nah you're not gonna do [ __ ] [ __ ] the

minute you get out of this vehicle i'm

gonna take it and i'm gonna fail

you can't do [ __ ]

why he shoots you like that

cause i took that [ __ ] car i found the

keys in his car i got the blick on me

bro i got the stick on me bro

i'm bleeding out take me to the hospital

now bro you want me

[Music]

i'm bleeding

what the [ __ ] was that

how literally how

how

ah i'm bleeding out [ __ ]

okay if i bleed out

you